LinkSwarm Forums Index > Random Madness > Workspace Woes LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < a sincere, straight-from-the-heart apolo   school mascot > New Topic  Post Reply Workspace Woes         1009 reads LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1663 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 11/25/2005 at 18:51 My office is a mess. It used to be a testament to lower-middle-management, my peers would bask in its officiousness, my ideas would supplant themselves into their minds without any effort on my part, just through the awesomeness that it was. I do not spend much time in it anymore, and it has come to this: Help me restore it to glory, please be inclined to use Photoshop/Gimp to lend graphical representation to your ideas, or just give me plain old advice. ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim   HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1142 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 11/25/2005 at 19:15 I suggest you repaint the office using "Dead Planet" theme. ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL jwalker Token Discordian SSHOLE Posts: 952 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline 11/25/2005 at 19:44 Looks better than some I've seen. I would add some wall art. ____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". Direct URL government_death_robot DARTH MENSES Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline 11/25/2005 at 20:02 Put up l0ts 0f c00l p0sters 0f unic0rns! ____________________ bwned. Direct URL IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline 11/25/2005 at 21:16 Umm get rid of the rims... oh and put an LCD picture frame of this on the wall.. ____________________ If you include a null character Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 11/25/2005 at 22:53 Move your desk so that it directly faces the front of the office as you walk in. This way you can talk to people who stop at the door to chit chat without having to turn around. The white board can be placed on the back of the work center since this pace will be left free and will not be flush with the wall as it is now. The cork board looks rather empty so I am going to guess you do not use it that often, if so take it down. White fluorescent lights are shit and most likely after a day under these lights your eyes will begin to hurt. Small desk lamps and a standing lamp in the corner can soften the light in the room. These are not expensive and be picked up for cheap just about anywhere. You have two chairs in front of the desk taking up a lot of floor space, take one or both of these out. The chairs are taking up a lot of floor space making the office appear very small. As for the walls, find some of your fav photos of scenery around town, co-workers as well as family friends and sprog and then have these blown up to poster size to place on the walls. Posters are not expensive and can be changed out as your mood changes. Move the small low level filing cabinet to sit behind your desk. This will now give you handy access to the coffee and your files without having to move across the room. Finally, pick a favorite coffee cup and take all other home. Mount the rims on the wall as an art piece. On 2005-11-25 at 16:54:58, Dumbskull enjoyed furrysex ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL ghostrider liberal exit SSHOLE Posts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline 11/25/2005 at 22:59 Rims ? I thought it was a hamster wheel. ____________________ LSD? Heck no, those were Opal Thompson's dinner rolls. Direct URL Acidburn I am El Chupacabra SSHOLE Posts: 800 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline 11/26/2005 at 04:32 Invest in a plant"legal foliage" to put in there. ____________________ No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them! You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too. (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday. Direct URL Uart DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline 11/26/2005 at 07:46 IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil: Yada yada... WHOAH COOL PICTURE! LOL. I agree. Dumbskull: {Serious decorating advice} those are some good ideas, then again, this isn't some gay ass TLC tv show, and last time I checked, LK was able to impregnate a female, thereby making him male -- men don't care about better communication or how cool something looks. UART ADVICE: Clean it up. Throw the useless shit out, and maybe replace the desk chair with something looking like this: Direct URL fastlane Zombie scream style SSHOLE Posts: 701 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline 11/26/2005 at 09:22 You should express the true Lordkahuna. Don't hold it in any longer, let it go. View # one: Rims that you have designed. Picture from your GayGuy calendar. View # two: He Man Woman Haters picture. Transsexual stick man. View # three: Gay stop sign. Picture showing true heritage. ____________________ I love the sound of silence. It gives me something else to break. Direct URL Clavis_Apocalypticae Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLE Posts: 774 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline 11/27/2005 at 01:32 fastlane: View # two: He Man Woman Haters picture. Transsexual stick man. ROLF? ____________________ Just another freak in the freak kingdom. Direct URL fastlane Zombie scream style SSHOLE Posts: 701 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline 11/27/2005 at 01:42 Doh, I is from KY, what did you expect? ____________________ I love the sound of silence. It gives me something else to break. Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 11/27/2005 at 02:38 LK said he didn't like to be in the office much anymore... so I was offering up tips that would make the drab crapass office less hostile and a more comforting place to be away from home and family. What was I thinking; no tits and ass and homo stick men... ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL dinozoa SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline 11/28/2005 at 08:11 What about tits and ass and homo stick men is uncomforting? Direct URL sunny77 SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline 11/28/2005 at 17:57 I find it surprising that you have no LS gear in your office. Shame on you!! LOLZ ____________________ l hate wrecker. That is all. Direct URL freakmachine Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLE Posts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline 11/28/2005 at 19:49 Get a female mannequin, maybe THIS ONE as she has half a mind to quit her current job anyway, paint nipples and apply pubic hair. You could even improvise a vaghole. Place it in your office for use as a coat and hat rack. A Cezanne or a Monet on the opposing wall would be a really nice touch. Direct URL metatron Fighting The Good Fight ™ SSHOLE Posts: 489 Registered: 4/12/2002 Online 11/28/2005 at 21:13 Clavis_Apocalypticae: fastlane: View # two: He Man Woman Haters picture. Transsexual stick man. ROLF? Clavis...I think he meant.... ____________________ "it's water out of your body" - vasudeva Direct URL Phlebas SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 236 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline 11/28/2005 at 21:48 He is Canadian. It could mean Rolling on Le Floor. ____________________ "Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." Direct URL fastlane Zombie scream style SSHOLE Posts: 701 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline 11/29/2005 at 00:19 Phlebas thats the ticket ____________________ I love the sound of silence. It gives me something else to break. Direct URL DonQuixote DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline 11/29/2005 at 23:08 Why do you have rims in your office? Seriously?!??!?!? Anyhew, My only advice would be to tell building menagement that you would like to redecorate. Then leave it up to someone who likes to do that sort of shit. Good luck, my desk looks just like yours, with all the paper and shit. ____________________ ( . )( . ) <--- Boobs. Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1663 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 11/29/2005 at 23:21 The rims are part of what I do for a living, not a decoration. ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline 11/30/2005 at 02:47 he rims for living... be more understanding. and yeah, they should like be hanging from the ceiling from fishingline, in a big rim diarama or something like that... ____________________ If you include a null character Direct URL fastlane Zombie scream style SSHOLE Posts: 701 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline 11/30/2005 at 02:58 How bout getting Fung Schway or Wang Chung to decorate it for you. ____________________ I love the sound of silence. It gives me something else to break. 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