dinozoa
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11/23/2005 at 23:49 |
There's been a lot of arguing, what's the best beer, what's your favorite microbrewery, etc etc. I'm of the opinion that there's a lot of good beer out there and it pretty much all gets you drunk, so hey, whatever floats your boat.
Still.
There is some REALLY bad beer out there. It's hard to conceive of something worse than Keystone Light, or Milwaukee's Best Light (aka Beast), but I'm sure it's out there. I want to hear about something that, by comparison, makes Beast sound like the smoothest Wolaver's India Pale Ale (a personal favorite.)
I think it's clear that my nomination for the worst beer is Beast. I like Budweiser. Budweiser is drinkable. I have to be already drunk before I can down a can of Beast. It tastes like aluminum. It feels like there're aluminum bits in my stomach after I drink it. If I use it to get drunk, it's nauseating and makes my head hurt.
Is there worse?
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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11/23/2005 at 23:59 |
I used to say Pabst immediately on hearing that question. Since then I've tried Blue Moon.
I was not a fan. |
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fastlane
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11/24/2005 at 00:00 |
Pfeiffer Beer is about the worst shit I have ever consumed. I bought a case because it was cheap. Now I know why it had a bargin price. NASTY. That was over twenty years ago and I havn't drank, seen, or heard of it since.
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jwalker
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11/24/2005 at 00:05 |
Does malt liquor count? I hate that shit.
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Dumbskull
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11/24/2005 at 00:11 |
San Miguel (from the Philippines) the label says it is made with the finest ingredients available...so if the good stuff in not available then toss in the shit.
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JohnLenin
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11/24/2005 at 00:15 |
I think Sam Adams is the best beer I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
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vladtweano
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11/24/2005 at 00:52 |
Lone Star
Hamm's
PBR
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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11/24/2005 at 01:20 |
natural light/ice
mickeys
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Uart
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11/24/2005 at 01:22 |
guitarjon123: I think Sam Adams tastes like shit. But I haven't had many different types of beer.
I wouldn't say shit, but it definitely isn't high on my list of beers either. Besides how is it a Boston Beer when most of it is brewed under contract in Cincinnati? |
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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11/24/2005 at 01:56 |
I bought a case of Buck Horn in Seattle. Worst swill ever.
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fastlane
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11/24/2005 at 02:00 |
How could I forget PBR. Also Red White and Blue. Fall City.
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline
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11/24/2005 at 02:17 |
Any american-mass produced lager beer [coors, budwieser, miller high life, pabst,] such that any beer with a cow or bull on the label or silver colorings and in a can will undoutably taste like pissed out shit.
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Stump
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11/24/2005 at 03:28 |
I'm going with Hamms. under $7 for a 30 pack back in '92, haven't seen it around since, not that I'd go looking for it. Still, when you're in college and underage you don't know any better. |
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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11/24/2005 at 03:43 |
Pedigree: An English beer. The name says it all. (dog piss)
The only beer I have ever purposely poured down the drain.
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acheron
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11/24/2005 at 06:22 |
I think Sam Adams is a perfectly decent beer, albeit mass produced (obviously) commercialized and thin. Honestly I hold a terrible contempt for heineken. Hamm's is high on my list as well. Bud Light, Coors light, Bud, Beast, and all of the mass-produced american swill just tastes like water to me-not tasty, quality/worth drinking but inoffensive, unlike taking shots of vladimir. |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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11/24/2005 at 06:43 |
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil: any beer with a cow or bull on the label
You mean Schlitz? |
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Lumpy_McKwiz
All I know is I don't know  SSHOLEPosts: 63 Registered: 12/18/2004 Offline
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11/24/2005 at 09:03 |
Being a Canadian and a 5 minute drive to the Border Crossing, we would go down to load up the trunk with dirt cheap US suds.
Pabst Blue Ribbon tasted like ass but camping-warm Milwauke is by far the most foul of the foul of all spirits poured in my cake hole over the years. Luckily we found Washington State local? brew called Olympia in stubby bottles, cheap as the former but with a decent taste. Worst Canadian beer, Molson Canadian "2 bucks a pint" kegs, you drink your face off with that you suffered for days with the taste of a bucket of smashed assholes in your mouth and rot gut like mad.
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DrBloor
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11/24/2005 at 09:53 |
Scorpion Super Strength Lager.
At 8.5% it does the talking, but doesn't actually say anything you want to hear.
The only way to drink this rotten brew is by simultaneously chewing on an entire packet of wine gums.
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Tango
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11/24/2005 at 11:55 |
Regal Select is the worst by far I've had. Kind of a muddy green. The metallic taste is outdone only by the bitter mildew after retch.
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pumpkinass_69_69_69
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11/24/2005 at 14:17 |
back in college i bought this stuff in yellow cans and it had nothing else on the label but "BEER". Next to it was "LIGHT BEER".
Worst Beer for me? Koch's Anniversery. Undrinkable.
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mundhra
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11/24/2005 at 17:29 |
heineken and rolling rock also deserve a mention.
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Uart
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11/24/2005 at 18:22 |
mundhra: heineken and rolling rock also deserve a mention.
I don't agree with that, but the light version of Rolling Rock, "Green Light" is certainly the work of the devil. |
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mundhra
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11/25/2005 at 02:47 |
Uart: mundhra: heineken and rolling rock also deserve a mention.
I don't agree with that, but the light version of Rolling Rock, "Green Light" is certainly the work of the devil.
imo, they're unpleasantly bitter and taste 'unfinished'.
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ragoo
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11/25/2005 at 03:20 |
Rolling Rock is akin to skunk piss. Brewed in Latrobe, PA, home of Arnold Palmer and nothing else.
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ghostrider
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11/25/2005 at 03:39 |
I'll drink Mickey's or Rolling Rock any day of the week. It's a college thing.
Heineken is instant stomach ache inducing shit in a green bottle. Steel Reserve is a newer ghetto brew making the rounds. It's makers and drinkers should be rounded up like cattle and shot.
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mcgarpat
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11/25/2005 at 04:32 |
Blatz is the worst, bar none
puke in a botle
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/28/2005 at 01:30 |
Any beer made by the Brick Brewing Company.
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middle_age_man
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11/28/2005 at 03:04 |
Coors Light because it has no flavour what so ever. Wobbly pop for the kiddies.
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dinozoa
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline
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11/28/2005 at 04:16 |
middle_age_man: Coors Light because it has no flavour what so ever. Wobbly pop for the kiddies.
Yeah, but it's drinkable.
Natty Ice is a new addition to my undrinkable list. I was already drunk when I started drinking that stuff and it still didn't go down. I beer-bonged a can, but I couldn't swallow it any other way.
PBR is not that bad. For $1.50 a pitcher, it is quite the steal. Unfortunately, drinking a pitcher of it gives me a head-ache every time, and usually makes me vomit as well. Still, it's only $1.50! |
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LOki
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11/28/2005 at 13:29 |
vladtweano: Lone Star
Hamm's
PBR Ok-Lonestar, but PBR and Hamm's? The worst?
Have you forgotten Koch's 50th Anniversary?
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