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DARTH MENSES




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2/20/2007 at 01:15

daisyraven: Schmidt's

of Philadelphia- a taste that will linger!



Schmidts- Like stepping in dog shit, you keep wiping it on the doormat, but can't get rid of the smell






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8/1/2007 at 16:12

National Bohemian

Genny 12 Horse Ale

Busch

Keystone

MGD








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8/1/2007 at 16:36

Imagine laying on your back while some old man squeezes the juice out of his shiny anal polyps onto your tongue. The juice trickles down your throat and marinates with your stomach acid, creating a stew of foul bile. Once done, you get ass-raped by a dude with Ebola, and he busts a thick nut on your stomach, which causes all that bile to come up and mix with the diseased cum. That mixture has been since bottled and marketed as Odell's Levity Amber Ale.

By far the nastiest shit on earff.






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8/1/2007 at 17:18

i'm just kicking a nasty habit of forcing myself to drink the cheapest canned beer i could find until i started enjoying it. the best of the worst was lost lake, and at 13.64 (tax included) per 24 pack, it's not horrible. a little less delicious than keystone but far tastier than pigs eye.
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8/1/2007 at 18:16

The only purpose for the revival of this thread is so that I can state once again, that Koch's 50th Anniversary is without question, the worst beer ever.






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