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11/21/2005 at 22:51
I just now read how SNMD wanted a sports forum, and I thought this was a good idea.

Vasudeva, please let me know if you want me to ban you from here as a form of preventative loathing maintenance.






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11/21/2005 at 23:04

Don't make me hide the Forum controls from you, lil bunbun. There is deep magic that needs to be done before one can play in there, so I've told all the forum admins to ignore it. (I made you an admin without letting you know of this specific pitfall, so this gaffe will be expunged from your record.)

This thread appearing in the block without a forum name is one example of said deep magics being violated, which I am now fixing.

Thank you for the moments of extra work, and may the rest of you faggoty color-commentary wishful-thinking-Howard-Cosell catamites enjoy this, a forum for the vestigial fantasy-warlike niger in you.






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11/22/2005 at 00:30

vasudeva: [Edit}, and may the rest of you faggoty color-commentary wishful-thinking-Howard-Cosell catamites enjoy this, a forum for the vestigial fantasy-warlike niger in you.

This on a night when I'm off to see the Oilers play the Sharks, Thanks. (I think)






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11/22/2005 at 03:06

Men wearing makeup and tight shiny pants...
Men slapping each others asses to show "affection" or "affirmation"
Men groping each other, grunting and sweaty

that's football






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11/22/2005 at 03:24

OH GOD MY PANTS ARE COVERED IN ECSTATIC SPERMATOZOA!
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12/12/2005 at 21:23


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12/12/2005 at 22:28



Goddamn you vlad. I knew you were going to pull some shit like this.

Blame it on some rookies: Derek Johnson (LB) with his stupid holding penalty and Dustin Colquitt (P) for not placing the ball right for Tynes. ARGH!

Oh well, the chargers lost so there's still a decent chance for a wildcard spot.






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12/12/2005 at 23:56

Hey, I have that book! It's funny in a "make the retards cry" kind of way.

Blame the rookies? Speaking of crying, I blame Vermeil. Also? All that gay.






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12/13/2005 at 00:01

Football and most other pro sports are collosal wastes of time, money, airtime, and loyalties. I grew up a rabid Raiders fan, then one Monday night(where the Silver and Black possessed the alltime best record They got there asses whooped by the loathsome Broncos 27-0. I was sitting in a halfway house in Denver full of local vermin, this in 1995. It was at that point where I had to endure the agony of defeat and humiliation that I realized that the outcome of a ballgame didn't actually affect my life in any appreciable way and I was free. No more wasted Sundays flipping channels, checking scores, current odds and throwing my $5 in the pool.

Just as the war in Iraq, it is an abomination of resources. I know, you diehards will scream,"Blasphemy", American institution and all that. Fuck it, I've got better things to do with my time, like clean the litter box.






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12/13/2005 at 01:06

dagwood: Football and most other pro sports are collosal wastes of time, money, airtime, and loyalties.


Please stop the gay.








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12/13/2005 at 03:09

Dumbskull- I'm not responsible for or in control of the gay Dept around here. You're elected, stop it now, please.






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12/13/2005 at 05:06

dagwood: I was sitting in a halfway house in Denver full of local vermin, this in 1995. It was at that point where I had to endure the agony of defeat and humiliation that I realized that the outcome of a ballgame didn't actually affect my life in any appreciable way


Wait. What?






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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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12/13/2005 at 18:03

dagwood: I grew up a rabid raider fan.


Being a raider fan is enough to make anyone want to clean litter boxes.






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12/14/2005 at 10:22

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12/14/2005 at 14:12

Tango: Sea

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12/14/2005 at 14:35

metatron:
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Yeah, I like how everyone fails to mention during their glowing praise of the Seahawks "racking up 80+ points during their last two games" and "the Seahawks have been dominant the past two weeks" that they did that against two shitty teams. They're good, but I don't know how far they can go in the playoffs.

p.s. thx to Shaun Alexander for all those fantasy points.
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12/14/2005 at 15:53

SexNinjaMcDeath:
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Yeah, I like how everyone fails to mention during their glowing praise of the Seahawks "racking up 80+ points during their last two games" and "the Seahawks have been dominant the past two weeks" that they did that against two shitty teams. They're good, but I don't know how far they can go in the playoffs.

p.s. thx to Shaun Alexander for all those fantasy points.


I bet you were pissed when they benched him in the 2nd quarter because they were killing Philly so bad 2 weeks ago.
That coaching move basically allowed me to win my fantasy matchup that week.






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