sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 13:38  |
This is kinda stupid, but my herpes-jammed cunt figure it could be fun to play with. If we were all supervillians (there are no super heroes on LS.com) what would our powers be?
my herpes-jammed cunt think, based upon my personality, mine would be the ability to ridicule others for the things that my herpes-jammed cunt am equally as guilty of....
So what about yours?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 13:52 |
Hitler Sauce.
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 14:00 |
My Farts have Amazing Powers. I can Gas Evil Doers and Render them Unconcious! I can Fart so hard I can Fly Through the Air! I can Light My Farts, & Put Up a Devastating Wall of Flame! (Ha! Ha!)
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 14:55 |
I am invisible to robots.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 957 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 15:52 |
I have x-ray vision.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 15:58 |
From a standing distance of 8 feet, I can poop directly into a chick's butthole.
EDIT: even if she doesn't want me to.
[Edited on 11/16/2005 by vasudeva]
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Online
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11/16/2005 at 16:09 |
I think, based upon my personality, mine would be the ability to ridicule others for the things that i am equally as guilty of....
UM, Superpowers are usually something only a few people can do.
Mine is to get kicked from IRC by Vasudeva while acting like an ass.
I can also poop a 24" log on command.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 16:23 |
ok. my superpower would be to ummmm...take my eyebrows off my face and use them as boomerangs.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 19:02 |
I can make the seeing man blind, the walking man lame, and the hearing man deaf.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 19:13 |
My Superpowa
By uart
My superpower would be to let me piss lazers. It wud be teh kewlest powa uv tem all. I would laff very much wen I made a P cuz it wud kill stuff, and that is funnay cuz I sawl it in a cartoon.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 19:46 |
If uart gets to kill shit, can I have a deadly power ? Can it involve ancient manuscripts, and complicated stuff in greek and latin ?
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1144 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 19:49 |
my superpower is the ability to oversimplify stuff
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 19:53 |
ghostrider
If uart gets to kill shit, can I have a deadly power ? Can it involve ancient manuscripts, and complicated stuff in greek and latin ?
Of course your Jewery is acceptable. Anything's fair game. ^_^
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 20:17 |
Dane Cook has a great bit on this very subject.
He would shoot spaghetti out of his fingers if he had his choice, or so he says.
My super power would be to fuck ANYTHING up even the most simplist of tasks. Boil water = burn house down.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1103 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 21:14 |
My superpower would be the ability to get people high just by having them touch my baldness. Oh, and my semen would be made out of nestle strawberry quick.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 22:01 |
Haw haw I guess I could tape all your butts together.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 884 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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11/16/2005 at 23:34 |
From a standing distance of 8 feet, I can poop directly into a chick's butthole.
^Now that is fucking funny^
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 00:45  |
My super villans plot is to put myself in a room and drain away all the c00l from within a superhero. HENCE I WILL BE THE C00lEST SUPER VILLAN OF ALL TIME.
Mwuhahahahaha
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 562 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 00:56 |
My superpower is to not be able to post pictures. Also mediocrity and frustration.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 942 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 01:49 |
If I could have aaaany superpower, it would be to completely eliminate the need to shit. I would eat food, get my nutrients, and the rest would evaporate and expel itself discretely at my will.
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 01:55 |
government_death_robot: If I could have aaaany superpower, it would be to completely eliminate the need to shit. I would eat food, get my nutrients, and the rest would evaporate and expel itself discretely at my will.
this would make you the lamest supervillain ever.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 942 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 01:57 |
vladtweano: government_death_robot: If I could have aaaany superpower, it would be to completely eliminate the need to shit. I would eat food, get my nutrients, and the rest would evaporate and expel itself discretely at my will.
this would make you the lamest supervillain ever.
You know it would be totally awesome to never have to shit again.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1103 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 02:29 |
government_death_robot: vladtweano: government_death_robot: If I could have aaaany superpower, it would be to completely eliminate the need to shit. I would eat food, get my nutrients, and the rest would evaporate and expel itself discretely at my will.
this would make you the lamest supervillain ever.
You know it would be totally awesome to never have to shit again.
or piss. or sleep. or eat.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 942 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 04:19 |
guitarjon123: government_death_robot: vladtweano: government_death_robot: If I could have aaaany superpower, it would be to completely eliminate the need to shit. I would eat food, get my nutrients, and the rest would evaporate and expel itself discretely at my will.
this would make you the lamest supervillain ever.
You know it would be totally awesome to never have to shit again.
or piss. or sleep. or eat.
Pissing's fine with me.
Sometimes I wake up just so I can go piss.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 804 Registered: 8/1/2004 Online
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11/17/2005 at 05:45 |
Well heart is out of the question.
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 512 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 07:02 |
This is kinda stupid, but I figure it could be fun to play with. If we were all supervillians (there are no super heroes on LS.com) what would our powers be?
I think, based upon my personality, mine would be the ability to ridicule others for the things that i am equally as guilty of....
So what about yours?
kill you
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 13:49 |
Another power Vas should really take into consideration is the ability to ban qwerty for all time. This is something that not everyone can do, and it would totally eliminate any bullshit we encounter in a forum.
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent SSHOLEPosts: 562 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 15:28 |
Qwerty is, thus far, infinitely more enjoyable than you. Plus Vasudeva is Qwerty. And I'm ghost. Or he's me. I'm not sure which.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 21:24 |
AcheronDCS: Qwerty is, thus far, infinitely more enjoyable than you. Plus Vasudeva is Qwerty. And I'm ghost. Or he's me. I'm not sure which.
werd
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 207 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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11/17/2005 at 21:30 |
government_death_robot: If I could have aaaany superpower, it would be to completely eliminate the need to shit. I would eat food, get my nutrients, and the rest would evaporate and expel itself discretely at my will.
So when would you read? Or would you just sit on the shitter at random times just to get that done?
[Edited on 17/11/2005 by Gothmog]
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