geazerpleazer
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 62 Registered: 8/26/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 01:15 |
The pill's and pill's journal got me thinking about ways other people wouldn't mind "going out." I personally would like to try to run through ethiopia holding some sort of meat above my head. I would also like to get killed by an aligator or die fighting like fifty midgets like that one guy. I would want a bat or something though and a nutcup, o and a grenade for when the shit hits the fan. What do the Swarmers want to be doing when they die? No "i want to die in my sleep" pussy talk.
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ghostrider
liberal exit   SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 01:16 |
I want to die having sex with Prince Charles and Queen Latifah.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 466 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 01:20 |
When I go I want my nugget cut off by a ninja, then I want him to show me my headless body falling to the ground.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 01:22 |
I never want to die. Ever.
But if I had to go I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather. NOT screaming in terror like the people in his car.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 01:22 |
wolfer: When I go I want my nugget cut off by SexNinja, then I want him to show me my hairless body falling to the ground.
Fix't
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geazerpleazer
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11/8/2005 at 01:24 |
sofickingwat: I never want to die. Ever.
But if I had to go I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather. NOT screaming in terror like the people in his car.
wicked funny but please follow rules.
[Edited on 8/11/2005 by geazerpleazer]
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1103 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 01:34 |
I want to be beaten to death with vintage Hofners.
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 01:38 |
drowning in the honey sweet nectar of a thousand suns exploding like spring time dandelions gushing sweet procreativity across a flowing plain as they break apart in a child's breeze.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 02:16 |
Ground zero in an extinction level event.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 241 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 02:19 |
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil: drowning in the honey sweet nectar of a thousand suns exploding like spring time dandelions gushing sweet procreativity across a flowing plain as they break apart in a child's breeze.
nice
similar: To stand on the last chunk of atmosphered earth just after it had been broken apart by the tenth planet's homecoming. The violent quakes of the shatterd earth rumble under my back as the black night, emblazoned with stars, swallows all life.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 02:25 |
We need Azron's spin on this thread!
I want to be taken out quick when I am 90 by a jealous husband of a 22 year old fox
[Edited on 8/11/2005 by mcgarpat]
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1537 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 03:04 |
I want to be ripped apart by hundreds of bullets in a FBI raid as I operate a seemingly peacful soda-making factory that's really a front for fizzy, fizzy terrorists.
I'd also like to arouse a bear with a stick at least once before I die.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 03:54 |
I want to superglue my hands to my head and then cut my head off and bungie off a building.
Or otherwise I'd like to die in a seedy hotel room bathr00m after OD'ing on coke and having unprotected sex0r with 5 hoes.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 942 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 04:05 |
Journey through a blackhole.
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JohnLenin
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11/8/2005 at 04:12 |
qwerty: I want to superglue my hands to Hilary Duff's father's genitals.
Or otherwise I'd like to die in a seedy hotel room bathr00m after OD'ing on manjizz and having unprotected sex0r with a bear of a man named "Lance".
FIX'T MUTHAFUKKA!
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 804 Registered: 8/1/2004 Online
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11/8/2005 at 04:43 |
In my sleep. Maybe with my cock in my hand.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 06:21 |
Drowned
In a giant vat of either:
1) Irn-Bru
2) Nacho Cheese / Philly Cheesteak soup
3) Duvel
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wolfer
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11/8/2005 at 06:30 |
Acidburn: In my sleep. Maybe with a cock in my hand.
fix't
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 958 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 09:25 |
I wouldnt mind dying defending my home when China tries to take the west coast. Ahhhhh, i can see it now...green and brown suit wearing gooks, marching up my street....me patiently waiting for the poor commie bastards to walk into our ambush of improvised napalm(nastalgic aint it?) and homemade explosives. Ahhh, the terror. Then, just before they call in a mortar attack or airstrike, rushing the greazy bastards and killing any and all that stand in my way. Ahhhhh, thats how i wanna die. Fearless.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 903 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 09:56 |
When I go, I hope the moment is captured on video and put on the internet, so I want it to be a bloody gorefest.
Imagine my decapitated body blundering about for a few moments in total confusion - not quite realising that it's dead yet - all the time spraying jets of blood from the stump where my neck used to be. Horrified onlookers are soaked in claret as I whirl between and towards shocked and sreaming onlookers. Little children unfortuante enough to witness the event screech and try to wipe the sticky red from their faces and hair, little knowing that they will remember that coppery taste and sickly-sweet smell in every tortured nightmare for the rest of their lives.
The gathering crowd is acting like a school of fish around a predator - rushing to get out of the way of my still stagging body, while closing in around the path I've just taken to get a better look. One woman is too slow to avoid one of my lunging changes in direction and my desperate, grasping hands find a clump of her hair and with the other, a chunk of her clothing. She makes a hysterical, desperate sound as my grip clamps on to her - primal muscle memories begging for help, for comfort - and we both collapse as she is knocked-over by my momentum.
The crowd surges in, a tight circle of people. Only a few can witness the final grisly scene of my life ending as my corpse, still spraying that magenta fluid, writhes and twitches on top of the unlucky bystander.
But everyone can hear her screaming.
Coming soon to LefenDeathTape.com!
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 14:53 |
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil: drowning in the honey sweet nectar of a thousand suns exploding like spring time dandelions gushing sweet procreativity across a flowing plain as they break apart in a child's breeze.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 15:19 |
Lefen: When I go, I hope the moment is captured on video and put on the internet, so I want it to be a bloody gorefest.
Imagine my decapitated body blundering about for a few moments in total confusion - not quite realising that it's dead yet - all the time spraying jets of blood from the stump where my neck used to be. Horrified onlookers are soaked in claret as I whirl between and towards shocked and sreaming onlookers. Little children unfortuante enough to witness the event screech and try to wipe the sticky red from their faces and hair, little knowing that they will remember that coppery taste and sickly-sweet smell in every tortured nightmare for the rest of their lives.
The gathering crowd is acting like a school of fish around a predator - rushing to get out of the way of my still stagging body, while closing in around the path I've just taken to get a better look. One woman is too slow to avoid one of my lunging changes in direction and my desperate, grasping hands find a clump of her hair and with the other, a chunk of her clothing. She makes a hysterical, desperate sound as my grip clamps on to her - primal muscle memories begging for help, for comfort - and we both collapse as she is knocked-over by my momentum.
The crowd surges in, a tight circle of people. Only a few can witness the final grisly scene of my life ending as my corpse, still spraying that magenta fluid, writhes and twitches on top of the unlucky bystander.
But everyone can hear her screaming.
Coming soon to LefenDeathTape.com!
:)
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mundhra
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11/8/2005 at 15:21 |
rpt
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sunny77
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11/8/2005 at 16:13 |
when and if i die, i would like the following to be an illustrious illustration of the incident.....http://lizditz.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/drunk_naked_girl400.jpg
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mundhra
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11/8/2005 at 16:31 |
classy!
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1926 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 17:29 |
Why bother with a thong since you are going to shit all over yourself as you head out the door.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 17:34 |
thats not whats important
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wheeldogz
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11/8/2005 at 18:44  |
SexNinjaMcDeath:
I'd also like to arouse a bear with a stick at least once before I die.
Have you SEEN anyone who's recently aroused a bear with a stick? Too many bear deaths up here for my taste, it's somewhat mundane.
I would like to die what I call an 'indigenous' death by suicide...in Arizona, it would be jumping into the Grand Canyon, in San Fran, it would be jumping off the Golden Gate, in Alaska, it would be various things, but mainly I'd like to walk out onto the mud flats and watch, sinking, as they try to rescue me.
Either that or go down in a fiery ball after stealing my dad's plane and realizing I don't know how to land it. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 21:40 |
wheeldogz: but mainly I'd like to walk out onto the mud flats and watch, sinking, as they try to rescue me.
Oh boy, more Turnagain Arm urban myths from the Greatland.
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Stump
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline
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11/9/2005 at 05:05 |
Burning car, packed gas station. |
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