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11/7/2005 at 18:12
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



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Now, on to the original post...
Bored in IRC.



>>> lefen has joined
lefen> hell0
lefen> @markov lefen is
lefen> omg, no bot
I rebooted my box yesterday and forgot to make the bot join the channel.

McGoatCheese> lefen is beating naomi soundly and LOLing all over the room
lefen> :O
lefen> IT KNOWS
>>> sunny777 [n=mEEF@MYIP] has joined
vasudeva> oh my lol
lefen> YAY ITS SUNNY777
vasudeva> she came!
vasudeva> just like you asked!
lefen> lol vas
McGoatCheese> @markov
sunny777> they need a very specific set of fagnuts attending?
Great, goatse made the bot respond and now Lefen knows it's the bot. I was going to trick him if he didn't recognize the IP.

vasudeva> goatse ruins everything :<
McGoatCheese> die chrismas!!!
lefen> sunny, have to been to #megarad before?
vasudeva> :INTERROBANG:
lefen> chutmouf, IR making internet friends here
What is this? He doesn't realize it's the bot!

sunny777> hi
sunny777> no
Luckily, I can make the bot talk.

lefen> sunny, then you must tell us about yourself :>
sunny777> u first a/s/l
lefen> oh ok then, I am 24 from The United Kingdom of England :) Now you!
sunny777> shy *giggle*
sunny777> 22/f/us of a
lefen> we need more than that! tell us a secret
sunny777> what kind
sunny777> hello
lefen> we need to know something more meaty about you than the fact you're 22!
sunny777> ok my sister is really hot
vasudeva> AWESOME
sunny777> or do u mean like sex stuff
vasudeva> AWESOMER
lefen> *I* don't mean sex stuff
lefen> qwerty might, if he shows up
lefen> ok, i'll be honest here
lefen> i wanna know why you like hanging around linkswarm.com and why you wanna know
how to fit in.
sunny777> its my birthday
sunny777> last week lol
lefen gives up
sunny777> u got pix
sunny777> i like uk
lefen> haha, ok then, lets do this
lefen> hay, sunny, do you like brit guys?
sunny777> *giggles*
sunny777> u got pix or what
lefen> yeah sure!
lefen> send me yr pic
sunny777> u 1st *shy* lol
lefen> sure hang on, i'll find one.
lefen> hay, my email's [SNIPPED] send your pic there k?
sunny777> is it on the www
sunny777> im am at work no email
lefen> oh ok, whats the address?
sunny777> lol u got pix or what! !
vasudeva> never keep a girl waiting, they say
CLAVIS> no email at work?
CLAVIS> no hotmail?
CLAVIS> no gmail?
CLAVIS> are you connected to irc by an intricate network of tincans and string?
sunny777> a/s/l
lefen> HAY, what about me??
vasudeva> uhoh
vasudeva> you're losing her dude
lefen> :'(
vasudeva> you won't send "pix"
vasudeva> this is a very sad day for the UK
lefen> i'll notify the queen
vasudeva> haha
McGoatCheese> didn't you have a bday photoshop? use that
lefen> yeah, i just told her
sunny777> u guys are tricking me ;(
lefen> sunny7: did you use the search box on linkswarm?
sunny777> boring
McGoatCheese> oh shit! break out the props! entertain man, entertain!
CLAVIS> i know what else is boring...
sunny777> no pix cutie!
sunny777> ok fine lefen want 2 see my pix
lefen> yeah, hit me up
sunny777> ok hld on uk romeo :)
lefen> haha
sunny777> http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9794/margaret6hh.jpg
vasudeva> ...
CLAVIS> GOOD
CLAVIS> CHRIST
CLAVIS> MAN
vasudeva> that isn't very nice
CLAVIS> have you no sense of decency, sir?
CLAVIS> at long last, have you none?
sunny777> lol u like
CLAVIS> ok
lefen> heh, troll!
CLAVIS> ur right
sunny777> that is me and jim
sunny777> jim dad whatevers
lefen> yeah right
lefen> hay, and i pm'd you for hot cyber too :<
vasudeva> @weather 13202
sunny777> The current temperature in Syracuse, NY is 53°F. Condition: Partly Sunny. Humidity: 8%. Wi at 19 mph (31 km/h).
vasudeva> SUCKER
lefen> i knew it, you sunofacunt
vasudeva> hahaha
lefen> you must be bored
vasudeva> :)
vasudeva> you must be ashamed
lefen> og what?
lefen> *of
CLAVIS> ./nick VASU|TRICKSTER
lefen is now known as UK_Romeo
McGoatCheese> @markov you must
sunny777> you must have been from a napz0r
CLAVIS> LOLZ
vasudeva> oh i was like who the fuck is making the bot talk now
vasudeva> i didn't see the markov
McGoatCheese> UK_Romeo: Please get to the part where you commit suicide
CLAVIS> GO
CLAVIS> GO
CLAVIS> GO
UK_Romeo> what wants to cyber?
UK_Romeo> 18/m.uk
UK_Romeo> hot bod
vasudeva> i'm wondering if this is worth a forum thread
UK_Romeo> it was gonna be a troll'd sunny thread
vasudeva> haha yeah?
UK_Romeo> YES FAGET
vasudeva> then i definitely think sunny deserves to get you back
UK_Romeo> BUT YOU RUINED IT WITH YOUR FAGETNESS
vasudeva> too true



THAT'S ALL!

(Except for finding out just what Lefen PMed the bot.)





[Edited on 11/7/2005 by vasudeva]






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11/7/2005 at 18:27


(Except for finding out just what Lefen PMed the bot.)


It was..

to (sunny777) hay, you still there? wanna pm for a bit?

Look, I gotta give all credit to Vasudeva - he suckered me in, so well done. This is why I don't try and troll people in chatrooms :> (promise x10 it was a crap attempt at a baiting session)

but can I just add one thing to the log that Vas missed out:

sunny777> u first a/s/l
to (vasudeva) omg, this must be a troll
lefen> oh ok then, I am 24 from The United Kingdom of England :> Now you!






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11/7/2005 at 19:10

am i missing something here?






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11/7/2005 at 19:18

vas was bored. he made up a fake ID pretending to be you. and tricked Lefen. LOLs all around.

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11/7/2005 at 19:20

LOL EVERYONE ON IRC THINKS YOU R TEH SLUTX0R!!















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11/7/2005 at 19:25

sunny77: am i missing something here?


Everything, mostly.






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11/7/2005 at 19:27

good to know vas thought enough of me (which wasnt much) to use me in his scheme






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11/7/2005 at 20:21

sunny77: good to know vas thought enough of me (which wasnt much) to use me in his scheme


Don't read too much into that or get too excited...he used Sahlgoode for awhile, too. I think he just picks a random fuktard Babyhead.






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11/7/2005 at 21:17

^^dDoesthatmeanIwasn'tgettinghackedbyChinaorsomeoneinBomb ?






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