imfrans
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11/7/2005 at 03:59 |
ghostriders! yes! it's time to reveal the soft underbelly of yr incredible life! haha! lay yr cock on the cuttting board w/ the sensetive side down and frans shall butcher knife it to fuking pieces and serve it to the linkswarmed members on a silver platter! yes? WE SHALL SLOWLY UNPEEL THE LAYERS OF THE ONION UNTIL WE BREAK OUR FUKING CROWN AND JILL CAME TUMBBLING AFTER..OOH KAY? HAHA..THATS WHAT FRANS CALLS SODA..YES?
HERES FRANS GIVING U THE KEYS TO COMMUNICATIONS:
1) DITHYRAMBIC DELEVERY
2)CONVICTION
3)ENTHUSIASM
4)PASSION
5)PROJECTION
this glorious fuking endevor slathers the cum on, sweet brother!...please be ready...please be the model for suking the charlie rose cock of frans sans georaldo rivera as we continue down the roaad of inerviewer/interviewee...!
thank u
frans
ghostrider: k
yes…HA! here we are..face to face…a couple of silver spoons..yes?
ghostrider: Yup, and it's about time.
lets start to disinvolve the world immediately and concentrate on the matter at hand…there are so many unclear and absurd aspects of yr soda, ghostriders…frans enjoys and admires yr nonsense leanings and wishes to fuk yr ass in that respect (figuratively..peoples..frans is not a true faggot..ok?) but please elaborate on yr relationship w/ the subjective/poetic aspects of the world…why does linkswarm work as an outlet for yr stylings?
ghostrider: That's kinda a mystery to me too. I guess I am what you could call a 'loner', so LinkSwarm is a perfect way to communicate to a world that I rarely get to touch. Abstractly, I find I have more in common with other people than I had first thought.
frans wishes to express interest in yr family cat named fuking Baxter..yes? frans is openly curious about the sexual mannerisms of said Baxter..haha! yes! frans studies the nature of feline attitude to emulate for sexual conquest of human women purposes..ok? please include circumfrance of anus informations..ok?
ghostrider: When Baxter sniffs the ends of my fingers, it makes my peepee tingle.
what is yr take on progressively austrasized linkswarm members…ie Wotak..Qwerty..sahlgoode..etc. frans has noticed u often befriend and stick up for the disenfranchised…does this stem from the fact that u had a similar start at linkswarm or from the fact that u are jewish…reveal..reveal!
ghostrider: Yeah, I sure did have a rough start here. Sometimes I would write an emotional response to something and think "That's it, I can't go back there now". Qwerty is the coolest guy alive, but I don't know about the others. Sometimes I sense a plot brewing here, but when I think I know what's going on, I get proven wrong. All I know is that things aren't always as they seem.
YES! YES! just be fuking aware that frans is dipping his beak into all things linkswarm and when the time is right all mysteries and plots will be reveiled...haha! there are feelings involved..ok? there are people that will be devestated when reality is shattered..yes? perhaps it is better to remain cyptic on such matters......
how much is opinion worth in regard to art?
ghostriders: Opinion is worthless to true art.
yr large contingent of fat chick pics have become yr subtle trademark..much akin to Dan Marino… please post yr favorite fat chick pic evar.
fav fatty
Long Live The 80's
hhaha! yes! this has turned into a real fuking fluff piece..yes? oh welll..but NO!..FUK THAT FUKING SHIT! frans asks the tough fuking questions.ok?ok? NOW! to rehash some of the harsh memories. ok? tell frans and linkswarm about the saddest day of yr life...AND FRANS WANTS TEARS MOTHERFUKER!
ghostrider: I don't even allow myself to think about the saddest day of my life.
OK OK! FUKER! I DIDN'T ASK U TO THINK ABOUT IT I JUST ASKED U TO RIP IT OUT OF YR HEART AND PUT IT ON DISPLAY FOR THE WHOLE FUKING INTERNET! FUKER! ORGASM AFTER ORGASM..OK? FORGET IT FORGET IT...OK! (frans deftly creating melodrama and tension midway through interview..yes?) HOW ABOUT YR FAILED FORAY INTO THE FAUX GAY MERCHINDISING INDUSTRY ONLY TO BE TRUMP'D BY YR MEXICAN CHICKEN HAWK LOVER! BEEETRAYAL..YES???... NEVERMIND..NEVERMIND! HA!
ENOUGH!…LET THE MYTHS OF WETBACKS FALL AGAIST THE WAYSIDE..GHOSTRIDER!!!MAYBE YOU AND FRANS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ..BUT MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE…IM ON MOTHER FUKING L.N.K.S.WARM IN CINNCINATTI MOTHERFUKER..HA! LET GO OF THE PAST…FAGGOTS! LEST WE BECOME FUKING WETBACKS TO PRESENT REALITY …IMMIGRANTS GETTING OUR JOLLYS ON CHEAP LABOR AND LATINA TACO!!THE PAST IS A VENUS FLYTRAP..YES?...sorry frans devoiates.. <
yr remarkable knack for the outdoors is obvious...tells us about yr outdoor hobbies...mountain biking...fishing for bluegill...making love to ears of corn...please what are some of yr fall and winter activities...?
ghostrider: Fall is my heavy fishing and deer hunting time. Winter comes and I become a snowshoe fanatic. I have a thru hike of the Pacific Crest Trail planned for spring of 2007. I might do the Appalachian Trail next spring as a warm up (as soon as I drop the extra 20 pounds that living in Wisconsin has added)
it sounds to frans like the more u kill things the more life seems worth living..yes??..whoa! fuker ghostrider..please rank the following musical bands from number 1(being best) to number 10 (being least best)(and give an explanation of each items ranking next to the word):
Men At Work
Television
Echo and the Bunnymen
The Clash
Talking Heads
Culture Club
Minor Threat
The Police
Beatles
The Smiths
Ghostrider:
1. Beatles- More influential to me than anything else, ever. I doubt I would be the same ghostrider I am now if it weren't for them.
2. Echo And The Bunnymen- Weird dudes who wrote hauntingly beautiful, abstract songs. They put all jangly guitar bands to shame.
3. Television- The album cover photo of Marquee Moon relates perfectly to the soul-desintigrating music it contains. They were a bit before their time, I think.
4. The Smiths- Sad faggot lyrics and ultra-complicated guitar sounds. Meat is murder.
5. Clash- Political punk rock found a coherent voice with this band.
6.Talking Heads- New wave? No wave? Who the fuck cares. Smart and fun. I miss them.
7. Police- I never really listened to them back in the day. I like then now more than I did then.
8. Men At Work- They were better than they were given credit for.
9. Culture Club- LOL
10. Minor Threat- Fuck Ian MacKaye "My music is important, if you slam dance, we ain't fucking gonna play". What an asshole.
yes fuker..well done....LINKSWARMERS PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEW FORUM GAME FRANS IS INTRODUCING CALLED RANK..OK? in the real world frans would then rank the list in HIS order ..fuking debate would ensue..heads would roll and pussies would quiver yes?? this is but an example of what is possible..okok? NOW! riiight?
can u pick out yr favorite moment on linkswarm....annd posssibly any event or fuking moment that made u never want to come back...?
My favorite moment was when during the SFW fiasco and Vas posted his phone number, then I did, then a few others did. People were scared to do that, but I got a couple of funny random calls. A moment that made me not want to come back was when I got drunk one night and thought it would be funny to write a journal entry saying that I was just playing a game and that I wasn't really who I said I was and that I wasn't comming back. Some people took that shit to heart, and I felt like a shitheel the next day. I try to be more calm these days.
frans has noticed yr calm demeanor these days and attributed it to the higher than normal ratio of members that out-uncalm u. THE SHIT IS SWALLOWING THE TOILET, SO TO SPEAK..YES?
aaand finally, ANN OR NNANCY.. fuker?...choose wisely or suffer dire fuking consequences of hopeless hardons fore life..ok!?
ghostrider: Ann..she has 3 asses.
Fuking beautiful…frans would like to thank ghostriders for being a wiling participant in a the spotlight…yes? maybe some day we can all exchange sudden realizations of peace…but until then frans will fuk everything.
thank u frans
TWO DOWN, FAGGOTS!
[Edited on 7/11/2005 by imfrans]
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache   SSHOLEPosts: 1667 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/7/2005 at 04:08 |
I love you gays/guys.
thankU frans/ghostie for this.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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11/7/2005 at 04:14 |
That was Blue Gill
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 821 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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11/7/2005 at 04:23 |
ghostrider: When Baxter sniffs the ends of my fingers, it makes my peepee tingle.
tee-hee |
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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11/7/2005 at 04:39  |
AY!!!!
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 677 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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11/7/2005 at 04:53 |
Honest and insightful. I am won over.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1666 Registered: 3/25/2002 Online
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11/7/2005 at 15:03 |
"A thrill a minute!"
-Gene Siskel
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/7/2005 at 18:57 |
The coolest part was meeting Frans. He looks and sounds way different than I had imagined.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/7/2005 at 18:59 |
ghostrider: The coolest part was meeting Frans. He looks and sounds way different than I had imagined.
Uh-huh.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 01:37  |
fatty fat fat 4 life
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 241 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 02:29 |
ghostrider: The coolest part was meeting Frans. He looks and sounds way different than I had imagined.
Is he a giant? Cuz I saw him as a gigantor with resplendant tendrils and a voice like accosted beauty.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1103 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/8/2005 at 02:43 |
damn, I want an interview 
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vasudeva
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4/7/2006 at 14:51 |
Was digging through my photoshop folder pursuant to Dent's nifty little tutorial bits and found this gem, which I somehow never posted.
It's way out of date, but I remember spending like three hours on it, so you will enjoy the shit out of it ASAP.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/7/2006 at 14:53 |
Blargg indeed !
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mundhra
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4/7/2006 at 14:59 |
necessito tatertots!
fucking awesome.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 884 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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4/7/2006 at 15:11 |
That's cool shite, yo.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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4/7/2006 at 17:03 |
So what does frans look like? Is he hotter than Grant?
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1103 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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4/7/2006 at 20:20 |
sunny77: So what does frans look like? Is he hotter than Grant?
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1926 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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4/7/2006 at 23:08 |
sunny77: So what does frans look like? Is he hotter than Grant?
frans is not your type sunny; he's not gay.
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4/8/2006 at 00:31 |
I have to say suuny, I am indeed impressed. Whenever I think that you couldn't possibly be more stupid, you go and prove me wrong.
Good jorb
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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4/10/2006 at 17:24 |
DS: thank you for that valuable insight.
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