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vasudeva
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Posts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/16/2002 at 14:20  |
A note: elv0rette used to go by the name Magn0lia. He's a somewhat loyal Megarad reader who likes to come into #megarad and hang out with us on IRC. Occasionally, he loses his shit entirely -- like this morning -- and, since it's always so goddamn genuinely hilarious, I thought it should be shared with the world. I got his permission to do so. Here it is.
<elv0ret>: Englishman Scottishman and Irishman have just escaped from jail
<elv0ret>: .....
<vasudeva>: .....
<elv0ret>: they find 2 bins and a sack to hide in
<vasudeva>: no they don't
<vasudeva>: they get breakfast
<elv0ret>: fuck that then
<vasudeva>: that's what i'm saying
<elv0ret>: mofo
<vasudeva>: guess i sort raped yr little joke there, eh?
<elv0ret>: er
<elv0ret>: yeah you verbally raped it
<vasudeva>: yeah
<vasudeva>: i tend to do that
<elv0ret>: yeah
<vasudeva>: sorry, original gangsta
<MOMAD>: hehe
<MOMAD>: way to molest, vas
<MOMAD>: i replied yet again
<MOMAD>: replying all over this bitch
<MOMAD>: hi magno
<vasudeva>: holy crappe!
<MOMAD>: i'm sort of curious about where that joke was going, but.... nah not really
<MOMAD>: i hope the scott wins
<elv0ret>: nope
<elv0ret>: there are no winners
<elv0ret>: only stupid irish men
<MOMAD>: mag you should check this out: www.ConfideInMe.com
<MOMAD>: it might help
<elv0ret>: original
<elv0ret>: how original
<vasudeva>: yes
<elv0ret>: wanker
<vasudeva>: also, hating the irish is not only the century's most intellectual move for an english, but also more original than god
<vasudeva>: ^__^
<elv0ret>: at what stage did i mention hating an irish man?
<elv0ret>: you have a very varied imaganation asshole
<vasudeva>: uh...
<vasudeva>: a what?
<MOMAD>: whats an ima-ga-nation asshole?
<vasudeva>: "very varied-"
<elv0ret>: you tell me
<vasudeva>: oh man
<vasudeva>: more dumb mindless verbal sparring with magn0
<vasudeva>: i thought today was going to be different, man
<vasudeva>: ahem
<vasudeva>: mo, i'm pretty sure he posted it *before you did*
<elv0ret>: maybe you should try changing your attitude then vas
<MOMAD>: really?
<elv0ret>: same with you bitch
<MOMAD>: awwww, he's got his period!
<MOMAD>: poor little small man
<elv0ret>: oh but u forget one thing
<MOMAD>: and i wasnt even talking to him!
<elv0ret>: i have seen both of you
<MOMAD>: hahaha
<MOMAD>: yeah, and?
<elv0ret>: you know jack shit about me
<MOMAD>: and we're really losing sleep over it
<elv0ret>: i can imagine you losing sleep over the way you look
<elv0ret>: freak
<MOMAD>: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHa
<MOMAD>: wow
<MOMAD>: you're really reaching, dud
<MOMAD>: dud seems appropriate
<elv0ret>: duds was what your father must have been shooting to have such a stain of a child
<MOMAD>: he's going for the 9 year old's insults on the playground approach
<elv0ret>: oh no
<vasudeva>: haha
<vasudeva>: elvo' s in full-on faget mode today
<elv0ret>: if you read you will understand
<vasudeva>: hilarious
<MOMAD>: shit yeah
<MOMAD>: haha
<vasudeva>: you really don't have much of a grip, do you?
<elv0ret>: so you must be in full on 'faget' mode all the ime asshole
<vasudeva>: another good comeback
<MOMAD>: brilliant comeback
<MOMAD>: haha
<elv0ret>: i think you should grip your ears and pull downwards, removing your bighead from your ass
<vasudeva>: by the way, if we were worried about you knowing what we look like, we wouldn't have posted our fuking faces on a web site
<MOMAD>: what exactly are you trying to accomplish here, elvo
<elv0ret>: you tell me
<elv0ret>: what do i need to accomplish?
<elv0ret>: world peace?
<MOMAD>: that was a way for me to say WHY ARE YOU HERE
<MOMAD>: and thats all that matters
<elv0ret>: this is my way of saying kick me out then bitch
<elv0ret>: you little fucking social stain
<MOMAD>: hahahaahahahha
<vasudeva>: i'm not interested in kicking you out
<MOMAD>: oh thats me alright
<elv0ret>: i wasnt talking to you, you spikey headed ass licker
<MOMAD>: talk about socially inept
<vasudeva>: i'm interested in hearing you use your fucking brain for a change instead of acting like we're all ten and you're somehow intimidating
<elv0ret>: momad you fucking airhead, dont ry outsmart me, your brain just isnt up to it
<MOMAD>: HAHA
<MOMAD>: you really are dillusional
<vasudeva>: "dill", no less
<elv0ret>: is that so
<vasudeva>: fuking english major
<MOMAD>: heh
<elv0ret>: american minor
<elv0ret>: heh
<vasudeva>: by the way, momad, check the dates on your and mundhra's posts
<vasudeva>: you have a special surprise all ready for you there
<MOMAD>: yeah, i need to get rid of that comment
<elv0ret>: i would seriously like to hear someone in this room say something worth listening to
<elv0ret>: you come out with so much shit your assholes must be aching
<vasudeva>: then you should shut up for a change and listen
<elv0ret>: listen to what?
<elv0ret>: constant drone
<vasudeva>: you'll know it when it happens
<elv0ret>: nothing happens in here
<elv0ret>: it sucks#
<vasudeva>: except that you pop in and flake out every so often
<vasudeva>: which leads one to wonder: why do you bother?
<elv0ret>: oh i am the highlight of your week i can see
<vasudeva>: it's only entertaining the way poking an animal at the zoo through its cagebars is entertaining
<elv0ret>: you must live such interesting lives
<vasudeva>: that is to say, it's fun for a minute, but then your conscience catches up, and you realize it's just a little sad
<elv0ret>: that is about your level heh
<vasudeva>: *sigh*
<MOMAD>: vas, his was definitely posted before mine?
<vasudeva>: yeah
<vasudeva>: monday at 4, yours was tuesday
<MOMAD>: k, i posted a rebuttal
<MOMAD>: towards myself
<vasudeva>: you mean a shame-faced apology
<MOMAD>: kinda
<MOMAD>: hey, i admit when i'm wrong
<MOMAD>: i do a lot of admitting
<elv0ret>: makes a change
<vasudeva>: that's wierd
<vasudeva>: haha
<vasudeva>: multi-medium harassment
<vasudeva>: hey elvo
-:- Topic (#megarad): changed by elv0ret: Megarad, a place to come, learn and be insulted and if your lucky, meet elv0ret
<vasudeva>: what do you think about me posting this conversation on MR?
<MOMAD>: hey elvo
<elv0ret>: this is fine by me
<MOMAD>: you can't make that shit too long
<MOMAD>: if we're lucky, meet
<vasudeva>: i'll edit out anything off-topic
<elv0ret>: so you basically mean you will make me look stupid?
<vasudeva>: nope
<MOMAD>: yeah we sure don't want people thinking we ever get random
<elv0ret>: you will have to erase everything you have said then vasudeva
<elv0ret>: other wise you will end up with egg on your face
<MOMAD>: *yawn* brilliant
<vasudeva>: you've already seen the log scroll past you, i'll just take out momad talking about the potato post, etc
<elv0ret>: lol
<vasudeva>: i think your supreme uber-leetness needs to be shared with the world
<elv0ret>: humerous
<elv0ret>: oh so humerous
<vasudeva>: unless you would rather i did not?
<elv0ret>: it is fine by me
<vasudeva>: i have no interest in shaming you publically without your approval
<elv0ret>: i can see the megarad hits doubling as we speak
<vasudeva>: me too
<MOMAD>: "humerous"?
<vasudeva>: let it go
<vasudeva>: not worth it
<MOMAD>: heh
On 2006-11-13 at 11:49:05, vasudeva chose to holla @ p-nis
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1666 Registered: 3/25/2002 Online
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7/16/2002 at 14:38 |
hahaha, those crazy limeys! |
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kHz
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/16/2002 at 16:12 |
When I read the title of this post I though it had to do with breakfast food. What in the hell are "Elvo Flakes"? and why do you like them so much, and why didnt I ever have any? But then.. i realized that you were talking about our favorite megarad missing child. Elvoret is defintely a treat. |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1666 Registered: 3/25/2002 Online
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7/16/2002 at 16:24 |
ah yes, the missing child. god knows that elvoret sounds sooo much tougher than magnolia. |
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elv0ret
Tender vittles  Posts: 14 Registered: 6/13/2002 Offline
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7/16/2002 at 18:45 |
do i know you mundhra? or do u just want some of where the action is at, aKa me. heh heh.
terrance you big bad grafixer man. check out my image then totally make me a better one with the same colours.
http://www.psych0tic.net/restrictedx/phpnuke/html/themes/UltraSteel_NoFlash/images/banner.gif
peace.
elv0ret 'tougher than' Magn0lia. |
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