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11/3/2005 at 17:31
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, my herpes-jammed cunt make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so my herpes-jammed cunt feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
why is it that my herpes-jammed cunt somehow manage to screw up at every relationship my herpes-jammed cunt begin?






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11/3/2005 at 17:46

wow, HI. Welcome back TammyJenniferHeatherLee. S'been a long time. How you been gurlfren?
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11/3/2005 at 17:54

Could be because your pussy smells like wet trash.






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11/3/2005 at 18:09

why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?

I don't know for certain, but I think your work here today has given us all some very substantial clues, Sir Babyhead.






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11/3/2005 at 18:15

why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?


I fail to see how this falls under Sexual Encounters. Get with the fuck stories or get the fuck out!






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11/3/2005 at 18:56

y are you ppl so fuckin rude to me? i gotta hot cunt and it smells very sweet






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11/3/2005 at 19:00

HAHAHAHA

Only on LinkSwarm.com, nigers.






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11/3/2005 at 19:10

im white mmkay






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11/3/2005 at 19:11

sunny77: y are you ppl so fuckin rude to me? i gotta hot cunt and it smells very sweet


radiator fluid is sweet too, but i learned from that mistake!






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11/3/2005 at 19:17

vasudeva: HAHAHAHA

Only on LinkSwarm.com, nigers.


So, I'm thinking tentacle.

Maybe SFW taking a shot at it?
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11/3/2005 at 19:19

sunny77: im white mmkay


You definitely don't have any color. Or taste. It's like chewing cardboard while watching paint dry.

[Edited on 3/11/2005 by Crackalackin]






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11/3/2005 at 19:31

Crackalackin:
sunny77: im white mmkay

You definitely don't have any color. Or taste. It's like chewing cardboard while watching paint dry.



With a nice fresh pate of goose liver and hot garbage all frenched up under your nose.






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11/3/2005 at 19:40

i dont think any1 in here loves me...






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11/3/2005 at 19:52

^DINGDINGDING!!

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11/3/2005 at 19:53

and the plot thickens...






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11/3/2005 at 19:54

Uart: So, I'm thinking tentacle.

Maybe SFW taking a shot at it?


Vas actually explained this to me once. You mean troll, not tentacle

[Edited on 3/11/2005 by ghostrider]






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11/3/2005 at 20:02

sunny77: i dont think any1 in here loves me...


guess you'll go play worms






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11/3/2005 at 20:50

sunny77: i dont think any1 in here loves me...


if you were Hilary Duff I would tap that sweet sweet ass 4 real dawg.

maybe you should share your inner most secrets and open up then people will like you. For example - Who is your fav hawt pop singer?







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11/3/2005 at 20:55

ghostrider:
Vas actually explained this to me once. You mean troll, not tentacle


I see, I thought a tentacle was a fake user/character created for tomfuckery, while a troll was a real person who's just trying to be a douche.

[Edited on 3/11/2005 by Uart]
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11/3/2005 at 21:13

why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?


You want help? I'll bite, here's some advice:


Stop asking these stupid vague questions that you already know the answer to! Why do you fuck up relationships? It's because you want to. Why are men different from women? Why does shit smell? FUCK. If you arent in middle/high school I pity you very much.






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11/3/2005 at 21:19

Uart:
ghostrider:
Vas actually explained this to me once. You mean troll, not tentacle


I see, I thought a tentacle was a fake user/character created for tomfuckery, while a troll was a real person who's just trying to be a douche.

[Edited on 3/11/2005 by Uart]


As Vas explained it, a tentacle is a character created to support your cause, efforts or whatever. A troll is just a fukery device. He may well be full of shit, but i doubt it.






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11/3/2005 at 21:29

Uart:
vasudeva: HAHAHAHA

Only on LinkSwarm.com, nigers.


So, I'm thinking tentacle.

Maybe SFW taking a shot at it?


Nah I'm not that smart/ to fuckin lazy. I'd have to sign up for a new account and then get the IP for the signed in account set up as a book mark and yada yada yada. Its probably GayBoB.

Anyway, Sunny this is not a love fest. Nor Edate. I think you're on the wrong site. Try Jdate or something. Or whatever guys who act like retard girls on the internet to get off do. Or try Hetracil.






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11/3/2005 at 21:30

GayBoB takes umbrage at that remark






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11/3/2005 at 21:36

why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?


Becourse you want to prevent sexual intercourses.
You fear intimacy, welcome to civilisation.






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I'm assuming the position!


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11/4/2005 at 00:07

sunny77: y are you ppl so fuckin rude to me? i gotta hot cunt and it smells very sweet


Statements like this could be the reason why you are not getting the respect you feel you deserve here and in real life.






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11/4/2005 at 00:13

Dumbskull:
sunny77: y are you ppl so fuckin rude to me? i gotta hot cunt and it smells very sweet


Statements like this could be the reason why you are not getting the respect you feel you deserve here and in real life.


No, Statements like this are a reason why boys have a good opinion of her...for a night.






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11/4/2005 at 01:02

I'll be your internet-boyfriend if you send me lots of free porn.






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11/4/2005 at 17:35

qwerty
maybe you should share your inner most secrets and open up then people will like you. For example - Who is your fav hawt pop singer?



dude i dont want you to like me . death to qweerty


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[Edited on 4/11/2005 by sunny77]






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11/4/2005 at 18:56

why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?


holy jumpin' niggas
You just did it again...

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