sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 225 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 17:31 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, my herpes-jammed cunt make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so my herpes-jammed cunt feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.  This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... why is it that my herpes-jammed cunt somehow manage to screw up at every relationship my herpes-jammed cunt begin?
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 605 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 17:46 |
wow, HI. Welcome back TammyJenniferHeatherLee. S'been a long time. How you been gurlfren? |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 17:54 |
Could be because your pussy smells like wet trash.
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 653 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 17:58 |

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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 18:09 |
why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?
I don't know for certain, but I think your work here today has given us all some very substantial clues, Sir Babyhead.
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 198 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 18:15 |
why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?
I fail to see how this falls under Sexual Encounters. Get with the fuck stories or get the fuck out!
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 225 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 18:56 |
y are you ppl so fuckin rude to me? i gotta hot cunt and it smells very sweet
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:00 |
HAHAHAHA
Only on LinkSwarm.com, nigers.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 225 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:10 |
im white mmkay
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McGoatCheese
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 79 Registered: 7/22/2002 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:11 |
sunny77: y are you ppl so fuckin rude to me? i gotta hot cunt and it smells very sweet
radiator fluid is sweet too, but i learned from that mistake!
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:17 |
vasudeva: HAHAHAHA
Only on LinkSwarm.com, nigers.
So, I'm thinking tentacle.
Maybe SFW taking a shot at it? |
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:19 |
sunny77: im white mmkay
You definitely don't have any color. Or taste. It's like chewing cardboard while watching paint dry.
[Edited on 3/11/2005 by Crackalackin]
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:31 |
Crackalackin: sunny77: im white mmkay
You definitely don't have any color. Or taste. It's like chewing cardboard while watching paint dry.
With a nice fresh pate of goose liver and hot garbage all frenched up under your nose.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 225 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:40 |
i dont think any1 in here loves me...
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:52 |
^DINGDINGDING!!
W1NNAR!111
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 225 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:53 |
and the plot thickens...
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 19:54 |
Uart: So, I'm thinking tentacle.
Maybe SFW taking a shot at it?
Vas actually explained this to me once. You mean troll, not tentacle
[Edited on 3/11/2005 by ghostrider]
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McGoatCheese
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 79 Registered: 7/22/2002 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 20:02 |
sunny77: i dont think any1 in here loves me...
guess you'll go play worms
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 20:50  |
sunny77: i dont think any1 in here loves me...
if you were Hilary Duff I would tap that sweet sweet ass 4 real dawg.
maybe you should share your inner most secrets and open up then people will like you. For example - Who is your fav hawt pop singer?
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 20:55 |
ghostrider:
Vas actually explained this to me once. You mean troll, not tentacle
I see, I thought a tentacle was a fake user/character created for tomfuckery, while a troll was a real person who's just trying to be a douche.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1017 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 21:13 |
why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?
You want help? I'll bite, here's some advice:
Stop asking these stupid vague questions that you already know the answer to! Why do you fuck up relationships? It's because you want to. Why are men different from women? Why does shit smell? FUCK. If you arent in middle/high school I pity you very much.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 21:19 |
Uart: ghostrider:
Vas actually explained this to me once. You mean troll, not tentacle
I see, I thought a tentacle was a fake user/character created for tomfuckery, while a troll was a real person who's just trying to be a douche.
[Edited on 3/11/2005 by Uart]
As Vas explained it, a tentacle is a character created to support your cause, efforts or whatever. A troll is just a fukery device. He may well be full of shit, but i doubt it.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 21:29 |
Uart: vasudeva: HAHAHAHA
Only on LinkSwarm.com, nigers.
So, I'm thinking tentacle.
Maybe SFW taking a shot at it?
Nah I'm not that smart/ to fuckin lazy. I'd have to sign up for a new account and then get the IP for the signed in account set up as a book mark and yada yada yada. Its probably GayBoB.
Anyway, Sunny this is not a love fest. Nor Edate. I think you're on the wrong site. Try Jdate or something. Or whatever guys who act like retard girls on the internet to get off do. Or try Hetracil.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 21:30 |
GayBoB takes umbrage at that remark
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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11/3/2005 at 21:36 |
why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?
Becourse you want to prevent sexual intercourses.
You fear intimacy, welcome to civilisation.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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11/4/2005 at 00:07 |
sunny77: y are you ppl so fuckin rude to me? i gotta hot cunt and it smells very sweet
Statements like this could be the reason why you are not getting the respect you feel you deserve here and in real life.
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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11/4/2005 at 00:13 |
Dumbskull: sunny77: y are you ppl so fuckin rude to me? i gotta hot cunt and it smells very sweet
Statements like this could be the reason why you are not getting the respect you feel you deserve here and in real life.
No, Statements like this are a reason why boys have a good opinion of her...for a night.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 908 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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11/4/2005 at 01:02 |
I'll be your internet-boyfriend if you send me lots of free porn.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 225 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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11/4/2005 at 17:35 |
qwerty maybe you should share your inner most secrets and open up then people will like you. For example - Who is your fav hawt pop singer?
dude i dont want you to like me . death to qweerty
[Edited on 4/11/2005 by sunny77]
[Edited on 4/11/2005 by sunny77]
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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11/4/2005 at 18:56  |
why is it that i somehow manage to screw up at every relationship i begin?
holy jumpin' niggas
You just did it again...
wanna cyba?:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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