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11/2/2005 at 20:44
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whats up with guys always acting all stupid and hintin around shit 24/7 please explain why guys are so dormant...






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11/2/2005 at 20:55

dormant

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11/2/2005 at 20:58

whats up with guys always acting all stupid and hintin around shit 24/7 please explain why guys are so dormant...


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11/2/2005 at 21:00



But seriously. You sound like an idiot, so that's probably why.
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11/2/2005 at 21:06

Some men prefer the "doormat" fetish because it enables them to feel loved and needed while also experiencing sexual pleasure from the humiliation of having dirty feet wiped off on them.

Sometimes, due largely to societal norms and pressures to "act normal", they will act "all stupid" and "hint around" about their true doormat fetish desires.






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11/2/2005 at 21:14

Eggz-actly
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11/2/2005 at 23:02

whats up with guys always acting all stupid and hintin around shit 24/7 please explain why guys are so dormant...


Um perhapse you need some hot beef injections. (hint hint)
Do you want to come up to my appt for some coffee. (wink nudge)
Your avatar is sooooo beautiful. Want to watch a movie at my place.
I know the perfect spot on the beach we can drive to.

Just kidding.

You probably look like this...


Or this

CLICKY Shit I think the party boy swf is gone!!!! Noooooooo. Or it could be my lovly IT dept.

Either way listen to TOM and you may understand where you should be....the kitchen BEEEOOOOTCH!!!!

[Edited on 2/11/2005 by sofickingwat]






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11/2/2005 at 23:10

SFW fix yer goddamned clicky.






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11/2/2005 at 23:16

guitarjon123: SFW fix yer goddamned clicky.


The fuckin party boy sfw address is gone!!!!?!?!?!?!??! FUCK.

oh well.

Find here

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11/2/2005 at 23:19

sofickingwat:
guitarjon123: SFW fix yer goddamned clicky.


The fuckin party boy sfw address is gone!!!!?!?!?!?!??! FUCK.

oh well.

Find here

fixt


fuck that's gone too

hmmm try here

best I got. fooey







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11/2/2005 at 23:30

Dude.

Get back on the medication.

Or quit sucking again.

Your choice.






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11/3/2005 at 01:01

sofickingwat:
sofickingwat:
guitarjon123: SFW fix yer goddamned clicky.


The fuckin party boy sfw address is gone!!!!?!?!?!?!??! FUCK.

oh well.

Find here

fixt


fuck that's gone too

hmmm try here

best I got. fooey


JESUS F'ing CHRIST, get your shit together.






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11/3/2005 at 01:41

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11/3/2005 at 01:58

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whats up with guys always acting all stupid and hintin around shit 24/7 please explain why guys are so dormant...


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11/3/2005 at 02:24

Man I tried that whole shout teh girls name fr0m the r00ftop but everyone thought it was creepy.
I tried the direct way, but everyone thought I was being a joker.
If guys are shy around you then it means that you aren't slutty enough for them to feel comfortable.






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11/3/2005 at 02:28

whats up with guys always acting all stupid and hintin around shit 24/7 please explain why guys are so dormant...


If you want a solid relationship.... try sucking cock on the first date. You know... break the ice. I bet the communication barrier will be easier to cross from there on out. If not, find another guy and start the whole process over.






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11/3/2005 at 02:59

whats up with guys always acting all stupid and hintin around shit 24/7 please explain why guys are so dormant...


What's up with chicks acting like they have solid gold pussies who should be worshipped because they can procreate?








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11/3/2005 at 03:06

Dumbskull:
whats up with guys always acting all stupid and hintin around shit 24/7 please explain why guys are so dormant...


What's up with chicks acting like they have solid gold pussies who should be worshipped because they can procreate?



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11/3/2005 at 04:55

qwerty: If guys are shy around you then it means that you aren't slutty enough for them to feel comfortable.


Good idea...

Dumbskull: What's up with chicks acting like they have solid gold pussies who should be worshipped because they can procreate?


Werd man, chicks just don't understand, its up to men like you and me to teach them...
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11/3/2005 at 05:14

Uart:
qwerty: If guys are shy around you then it means that you aren't slutty enough for them to feel comfortable.


Good idea...

Dumbskull: What's up with chicks acting like they have solid gold pussies who should be worshipped because they can procreate?


Werd man, chicks just don't understand, its up to men like you and me to teach them...



LOLZ with beer out my nose.






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11/3/2005 at 07:34

Dumbskull: [What's up with chicks acting like they have solid gold pussies who should be worshipped because they can procreate?



Like Bill Hicks said, you have one egg a month, I can shoot over a million potential lives in one orgasm. I've wiped entire universes off my stomach with a gym sock.
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11/3/2005 at 13:41

dude you pple i swear.... the problem is that most guys think there not good enuff for me .... theres a pic of me here http://www.chat-avenue.com well go into the chat and clink on the link about webcams. im the chick in the black adidas shorts. and i havent changed much since then






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11/3/2005 at 13:48

OH JESUS

and here I thought you were a human being

[Edited on 3/11/2005 by nocal]
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11/3/2005 at 13:51

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11/3/2005 at 13:54

nocal: OH JESUS

Seconded. Why does it always have to turn out this way?

You're going to have to give us a direct link if you want us to see how incredibly hot and unattainable you are; the verbal click map you give makes no sense on that s(h)ite.






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11/3/2005 at 14:15

sunny77: dude you pple i swear.... the problem is that most guys think there not good enuff for me .... theres a pic of me here http://www.chat-avenue.com well go into the chat and clink on the link about webcams. im the chick in the black adidas shorts. and i havent changed much since then


omg, pm me ur current pic. i no im good enuf 4 u baby. i'll treat u rite






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11/3/2005 at 16:48

vasudeva: if you want us to see how incredibly hot and unattainable you are; the verbal click map you give makes no sense on that s(h)ite.


Translation:

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11/3/2005 at 16:50

Uart eats fresh hot abortions.






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11/3/2005 at 17:23

yeah more than likely







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