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11/2/2005 at 06:01

Ok girls, If things go right I am going to Taiwan tomorrow morning the 2nd of turkey month. Not sure where I'll be heading there yet. Anyone been there? If so where are good drinking spots? I'll take picts for you poor fucks who can't travel. And for a bonus I might bring back the Bird Flu. YAY!

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11/2/2005 at 07:54

...where are good drinking spots?

Anyplace with bottled water; yuk yuk; have a nice trip.

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11/2/2005 at 08:41

Have fun, and if you get thrown into a Taiwanese prison for any reason, I'll write a strongly-worded letter to the consulate in your support :>

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11/2/2005 at 16:10

The Crazy Elephant is supposed to be a great place for live bands.
A buddy of mine talks about it all the time. Give it a try.

3E River Valley Rd
#01-03/04, Clarke QuayTrader's Market

^fun eh a ay

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11/2/2005 at 16:17

Don't litter.

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11/2/2005 at 16:20

Oh, and say hi to Jeffy!

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11/2/2005 at 16:28

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11/2/2005 at 17:51

Post pics of all the Thai prostitutes you bang.

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11/2/2005 at 18:13

I'm starting a home based business. Bring me back a couple of low-wage workers.

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11/3/2005 at 02:25

Unfortunatly I got fucked out of this ine. So no picts of whores, no cheap labor, No hi to jeffy and no worry about the water. Maybe next time the Taiwanese whore god will be on my side.

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11/3/2005 at 02:27

well now you have to explain what the fuck happened.

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11/3/2005 at 02:36

Acidburn: I'm going to Asia! ^_^
Acidburn: OH WAIT LOL. o_o
Acidburn: v_v ...

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11/3/2005 at 03:11

Stupid chinks! LOL? I got up early, shaved my balls extra close, put baby powder in the ass crack. Then I get to work with passport in hand and they tell me they don't think they will need an avionics tech. Just 2 mechanics. So I sulk, groan and moan all day while pondering if I would have found true love while over there. I'll burn the whole fucking place down!

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11/3/2005 at 03:27

A trip to the far east requies shaved balls and baby powder in your asscrack?

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11/3/2005 at 03:31

I saw on a James Bond movie that the AZN ladies really like you if you have a hairy chest. They will be mesmerized, infact.

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11/4/2005 at 01:35

GDR is huge in Japan.

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11/4/2005 at 01:36

Heather: GDR is huge in Japan.

Nah, my chest isn't hairy enough.
Daddy says if I eat lots of spicy foods I'll look Italian.
My rectum burns.

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11/4/2005 at 03:18

government_death_robot:

Heather: GDR is huge in Japan.

Nah,

I think she was referring to the relative size of your tiny penis.

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11/4/2005 at 03:29

Uart:

government_death_robot:

Heather: GDR is huge in Japan.

Nah,

I think she was referring to the relative size of your tiny penis.

LOL UR SO KLEVR.

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Zombie scream style

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11/4/2005 at 03:41

government_death_robot: My rectum burns.

Well then stop playing with it.

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11/4/2005 at 04:15

My rectum burns.

Let us know when you see blood otherwise your slothful complaints will fall on deaf ears.

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11/4/2005 at 10:47

freakmachine: Post pics of all the Thai prostitutes you bang.

Thai whores live in Thailand.

You shave so the crabs can't hang on, you powder so the jungle rot can't start. The fungal spores need a good, moist, sweaty spot to sprout.

Somebody did a little research, but not much.

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11/5/2005 at 03:20

BeachGoat:

freakmachine: Post pics of all the Thai prostitutes you bang.

Thai whores live in Thailand.

You shave so the crabs can't hang on, you powder so the jungle rot can't start. The fungal spores need a good, moist, sweaty spot to sprout.

Somebody did a little research, but not much.

Ex military? lol

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11/5/2005 at 05:02

BeachGoat:

freakmachine: Post pics of all the Thai prostitutes you bang.

Thai whores live in Thailand.

Ha Ha! Freakmachine got his whores mixed up.

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11/5/2005 at 10:23

Acidburn:

BeachGoat:

freakmachine: Post pics of all the Thai prostitutes you bang.

Thai whores live in Thailand.

You shave so the crabs can't hang on, you powder so the jungle rot can't start. The fungal spores need a good, moist, sweaty spot to sprout.

Somebody did a little research, but not much.

Ex military? lol

Let's just say my Purple Heart isn't for being shot in combat...

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11/6/2005 at 04:55

BeachGoat:

freakmachine: Post pics of all the Thai prostitutes you bang.

Thai whores live in Thailand.

Well. Thailand, Taiwan. They're about the same aren't they?

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