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10/25/2005 at 00:14
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...


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10/25/2005 at 00:25

PENISNIPPLE!!
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10/25/2005 at 00:34

I hear that this nipple is so strong they use it to kill other, weaker nipples.

This nipple managed to save all the passangers from a sinking cruise ship while holding a martini. It didn't spill a drop.

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10/25/2005 at 00:40

A ASCII nip is just not the same.

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10/25/2005 at 01:03

yer right...it's bettar






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10/25/2005 at 10:37

There aint nothin' like a good pair of organ stops for pokin' yer eyes out.






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10/25/2005 at 11:37

He said organ.






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10/26/2005 at 14:07

its the official mascot of Hobo






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11/2/2005 at 20:46

is that umm real? i mean, its not a weird cock gone wrong






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