JohnLenin
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10/22/2005 at 19:36 |
Alright cocknecks, Halloween is coming and despite how shitty it has become, I can't wait. When Halloween was still new to me, it was better than christmas. I got to dress up as weird as I wanted and walk around the neiborhood asking for candy, it doesn't get better than that for a seven year old. Sadly though, times have changed. No longer do I see elaborate decorations on neighborhood houses, or even as many trick-or-treaters as in the days of yore.
Although Halloween bacame shitty a few years before I stopped, I still tried to enjoy it. For 4 or 5 years I was in denial and refused to be as apathetic as everyone else, but I couldn't go on forever. I just hope by the time I have kids that Halloween is thriving once again.
Now then, share how you feel/felt/don't feel about Halloween. Or I'll never make you casserole again.
[Edited on 22/10/2005 by guitarjon123]
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Acidburn
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10/22/2005 at 20:18 |
I love Halloween. I feel the religious shit lickers go overboard with there "Oh it reprisents the Devil" shit. Ahhhh yes. I can remember when a carton of eggs and toilet paper was the preferred entertainment on that night.
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mcgarpat
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10/22/2005 at 21:01 |
Halloween used to be for kids. Our hood has had eveolved a custom over the last five years or so where the different nieghbors set up little bars in their driveways with different drinks for the grown ups after they go around with the kids. Each driveway has different specialty drinks set up. Everything from jello shots to mai tais. The kids go around first and get their candy, then the adults go around and get theirs. It is a fun night.
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jwalker
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10/22/2005 at 23:56 |
I too was still halloweening when it started to get stupid. Our solution was to gather a bushel of rotten tomatos from the garden, hang out on the top of the tallest building downtown, and lob them at all passerbys.
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ghostrider
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10/23/2005 at 00:03  |
i hate all holidays
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BeachGoat
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10/23/2005 at 12:10 |
For weeks ahead of time, we would quiver in anticipation. Gathering materials for impossible costumes, we talked non-stop about our route for the night, which houses had the best candy, what time we could start, where we'd go after, what the best kind of candies were, waht the best costumes were, what we wanted to be, what we actually had to be, what the best monsters were, tales of kids who were killed or eaten on past halloweens, and who we would snub. Bizarre combinations of paper bags, flour paste, poster paint, pipe cleaners, glitter, cardboard tubes, foil, ping-pong balls, marking pen, and glue formed the basic beastie, and old clothes & assorted swatches of fabric completed the concept. Eventually, we almost always ended up buying some crappy plastic mask at K-Mart the day before regardless of any planning. As the day got closer, we would carve our pumpkins, cut out scores of orange and black construction paper decorations, make ourselves sick on candy corn, and begin to panic as we realized that there was only one night in which to gather up the desired goodies. On a good year, we had all day to work up the costume, and could start out as soon as it hinted at dark, which, with luck, would be as early as 4pm with a little fog. Other years it would fall on a school day and we wouldn't get started until nearly 5:30 or 6pm. Scurrying about with a sweaty paper bag and a plastic mask, rubber band yanking tiny hairs from the side of our heads, we hit each house like rabid animals, squeaking out "Trick or treat?" at each door in unison like an angry mob of pitchforked farmers seeking a frankenstein monster. Before we even cleared the porch light, we had accessed our booty and high graded the chocolate from the smarties, the hershey's from the brach's, the Almond Joy from the Dum Dums. Tossing raisins and apples at shapeless younger kids in the dark as we ran from one block to the next, we gobbled sugar and babbled nonsense until at long last the lights started to turn off, one by one. Arriving home, we would at last dump our bags on the floor in the light, revealing dozens of crumpled and empty wrappers, a few jewels and gems that had made it through our scrutiny, and a myriad of lesser treats, destined to travel in pockets and binderpouches until at last they either melted or stuck to enough hair and lint to render them useless. By mid November, anything that had not fused to the inside of a pocket or become ammunition for a slingshot or straw was most likely lost on the bus or stuck down a seat cushion. As the last of halloween faded, Thanksgiving grew closer, and the promise of pies and turkey supplanted the sugar hangover.
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10/24/2005 at 00:39 |
Cocknecks?
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Uart
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10/24/2005 at 14:02 |
I hate that kids trick or treat during daylight where I am from. What the gay? You're supposed to do it at night, so that you can easily exact retribution (via TP or eggs) when that dumbass gives out apples or something.
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Caladbolg
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10/24/2005 at 22:06 |
Halloween for me is a little different since I live in Salem, MA. All the hilarious freaks and creepy crawlies come from the ends of the Earth to wear capes and pray to their pagan gods on the street corners. They close off the whole downtown cobblestone part into one big mess of a street party/tourist trap. I was debating what im going to be this year, at first I was going to dress like a pirate then jump in the frigid ocean so I smell like one too then i thought about getting like a pair of khakis and like a boating jacket and a captains hat then putting a pair of wings on and writing W.A.S.P on the front.
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Uart
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10/24/2005 at 23:02 |
MEATWAGON: Pirates Rule!
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jwalker
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10/24/2005 at 23:33 |
I always thought it'd be cool to go as like Jason with a hockey mask and a chain-saw: a working chainsaw with the chain removed would be a real favorite, eh? Just start it up and run through a crowded party like a madman...heh.
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BeachGoat
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10/25/2005 at 15:08 |
government_death_robot: Cocknecks?
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10/25/2005 at 20:44 |
BeachGoat: government_death_robot: Cocknecks?
Neat.
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10/25/2005 at 22:25 |
government_death_robot: BeachGoat: government_death_robot: Cocknecks?
Neat.
fiXXXed
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JohnLenin
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10/25/2005 at 22:37 |
^ HA, penises! I GET IT!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!
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geazerpleazer
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10/26/2005 at 18:33 |
MEATWAGON: Halloween for me is a little different since I live in Salem, MA. All the hilarious freaks and creepy crawlies come from the ends of the Earth to wear capes and pray to their pagan gods on the street corners. They close off the whole downtown cobblestone part into one big mess of a street party/tourist trap. I was debating what im going to be this year, at first I was going to dress like a pirate then jump in the frigid ocean so I smell like one too then i thought about getting like a pair of khakis and like a boating jacket and a captains hat then putting a pair of wings on and writing W.A.S.P on the front.
I live in Harvard Mass as of last month so i decided to make my way into salem after taking the freedom trail. My aunt and i went into a store with a bunc of wierd shit and these gothic peeps. the odd thing was that there was christina aguilara playing on their stereo and the CD case was proudly displayed on top of it. Seemed wierd due to the fact that the owners were dressed in some wierd clothing and had black makeup alll over there faces. shouldnt they be playng marilen manson or someting? I also went to the witch museum but that sizzucked teh balls.
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ghostrider
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10/26/2005 at 19:18  |
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Caladbolg
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10/29/2005 at 22:12 |
geazerpleazer:
I live in Harvard Mass as of last month so i decided to make my way into salem after taking the freedom trail. My aunt and i went into a store with a bunc of wierd shit and these gothic peeps. the odd thing was that there was christina aguilara playing on their stereo and the CD case was proudly displayed on top of it. Seemed wierd due to the fact that the owners were dressed in some wierd clothing and had black makeup alll over there faces. shouldnt they be playng marilen manson or someting? I also went to the witch museum but that sizzucked teh balls.
Yeap most of the witch shit in Salem are just tourist traps. The downtown part of the city is pretty cool but everything is overpriced. The rest of Salem is just Puerto Ricans.
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geazerpleazer
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10/30/2005 at 04:01 |
ya i noticed alot of pcans up here. i feel right at home cuz i used to live in a town called pueblo, the name alone attracted the mexi's like qwerty to a pic of hilary duff's puntang.
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10/31/2005 at 17:30 |
"I got a rock"
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10/31/2005 at 19:13 |
^ classic ^
Went to a Halloween party at some Dellionaire’s place over the weekend. I wore a formal dress and a life preserver and was covered in ice crystals. Everyone kept asking me “where’s the hope diamond� or saying “you should have a whistle� etc. At first I adamantly pointed out the futility of their familiarity of ONE PERSON on Her Majesty’s Ship but my laughing at, and their respective lack of the grasp of the irony got old real damn fast.
I hate it when people don’t [I]get[/I] your costume.
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HOBO
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10/31/2005 at 23:22 |
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acheron
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10/31/2005 at 23:51 |
There are going to around 100,000 people on franklin street, dangerously drunk with amusing costumes-managed by over 500 police men. Should be interesting. If I go.
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11/1/2005 at 00:34 |
I just had a trick-or-treator at my door who was about 3 (parents at the bottom of staircase) dressed as a pumpkin. He hugged my dog. I thought it was the coolest thing in the world.
Fuk i'm getting old.
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11/1/2005 at 00:41 |
My littlest sprog. too young for trick or treat, just happy to be a frog.
[Edited on 1/11/2005 by HOBO]
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11/1/2005 at 00:44 |
Him name is Hopkin
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mcgarpat
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11/1/2005 at 02:44 |
ghostrider: Him name is Hopkin
AHHHHHH!
Kids are cool, then they become teenagers, then
fuck em
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jwalker
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11/1/2005 at 04:21 |
I like the crunchy leaves.
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11/1/2005 at 20:46 |
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11/1/2005 at 22:39 |
ghostrider: I just had a trick-or-treator at my door who was about 3 (parents at the bottom of staircase) dressed as a pumpkin. He hugged my dog. I thought it was the coolest thing in the world.
Fuk i'm getting old.
He obviously didn't see the tail. (Stump.)
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