buddywackit
Tender vittles  Posts: 1 Registered: 10/16/2005 Offline
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10/16/2005 at 23:03 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.  This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... Damm she's phat with a round booty. Caught on spycam by the pool! 
http://phathoes.net/jenniferlopeznude.htm
[Edited on 16/10/2005 by buddywackit]
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 880 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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10/16/2005 at 23:26 |
Who?
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 642 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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10/16/2005 at 23:28 |
Been There.
http://www.linkswarm.com/viewlinkcomments-23762-.html
Done That.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/16/2005 at 23:33 |
fastlane: Been There.
http://www.linkswarm.com/viewlinkcomments-23762-.html
Done That.
Done What?
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 642 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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10/16/2005 at 23:44 |
mcgarpat: fastlane: Been There.
http://www.linkswarm.com/viewlinkcomments-23762-.html
Done That.
Done What?
Seen the jiggly butt video you silly goose.
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DePortal
Tender vittles  Posts: 38 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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10/16/2005 at 23:49 |
government_death_robot: Who?
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 933 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 03:34 |
government_death_robot: Who?
Janet Lopez
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 03:44 |
dreymers: government_death_robot: Who?
Janet Lopez
I'd love to see a video of Janet Lopez, she is the hotz0rs
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 933 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 04:17 |
mcgarpat: dreymers: government_death_robot: Who?
Janet Lopez
I'd love to see a video of Janet Lopez, she is the hotz0rs
Jennifer Jackson?
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 05:56 |
government_death_robot: Who?
You're a bunny-bee not an owl you silly goober.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 892 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 08:05 |
I think that if I had to make a list of all the people in the world that I'd like to see on nude video, Janet Jackson would be somewhere near the very bottom.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 13:25 |
Lefen: I think that if I had to make a list of all the people in the world that I'd like to see on nude video, Janet Jackson would be somewhere near the very bottom.
WERDZ!
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 176 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 13:37 |
Maybe next week someone will score a Condi Rice nude video.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 737 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 13:39 |
Gothmog: Maybe next week someone will score a Condi Rice nude video.
I'ld like to see that! ( Gag, choke, puke )
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 14:19  |
shit yeah that would be teh hawtz0r!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 14:25 |
I always wanted to see Janet Reno in a musical nude video. Then I would really have a reason to die.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 591 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 20:13 |
Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton duet cover of "Bumping Tacos" should send you (not so) gently into that good night. |
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 21:50 |
Heather: Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton duet cover of "Bumping Tacos" should send you (not so) gently into that good night.
Vomiting profusely
Although with Janet Reno, she could be mistaked for Karl Malden
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 880 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 22:27 |
azron123: government_death_robot: Who?
You're a bunny-bee not an owl you silly goober.
Why do you call me a goober? 
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kinkster99
Tender vittles  Posts: 22 Registered: 1/18/2006 Offline
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1/19/2006 at 01:12 |
Gothmog: Maybe next week someone will score a Condi Rice nude video.
Aaagh. My eyes!
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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1/19/2006 at 15:33 |
kinkster99
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 371 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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1/19/2006 at 17:34 |
mcgarpat: Heather: Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton duet cover of "Bumping Tacos" should send you (not so) gently into that good night.
Vomiting profusely
Although with Janet Reno, she could be mistaked for Karl Malden
I bet she has a bigger penis than Karl Malden!
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