arke
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 10/13/2005 Offline
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10/13/2005 at 23:14  |
Hi, My name is Arke, and I am the new unofficial God of #linkswarm
I am 18 years old, live in Germany, formerly in California. I have a big penis, and like young girls, but not preteens, as magicchex likes to think.
guitar_jon is my best friend and LORDKAHUNA lives for no other reason than to serve me.
However, I, for one, welcome myself as the new overlord, because I am quite nice. Unless you insult my penis.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 942 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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10/13/2005 at 23:22 |
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arke
Tender vittles Posts: 8 Registered: 10/13/2005 Offline
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10/13/2005 at 23:34 |
Get Up!
Get On Up!
Get Up!
Get On Up!
And DANCE!
/me dances  -<
/me dances |-<
/me dances /-<
I'm gonna get rich some day by inventing a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard   SSHOLEPosts: 1666 Registered: 3/25/2002 Online
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10/13/2005 at 23:53 |
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 677 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 00:11 |
People go to #linkswarm?
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 00:14 |
Ragoo: People go to #linkswarm?
#seems #so
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 942 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 00:23 |
#gdrissocoololwhyisthischannelalwaysempty
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 00:30 |
Oh look, it's a German qwerty.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 01:33  |
I accept you as ruler.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 241 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 01:55 |
Do you have any credentials, or anything that may elevate you toward trust? I mean, you know, if we are to choose a distatorial leadership, we kinda do need to know what kinda whips will be thrust. Right?
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 02:19 |
If we're going to get a god here then I'd like everyone to consider Baal. If I'm worshipping then I need to insist that my god be an evil motherfucker
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 02:26 |
Hi, My name is Arke, and I am the new unofficial God of #linkswarm
I am 18 years old, live in Germany, formerly in California. I have a big penis, and like young girls, but not preteens, as magicchex likes to think.
guitar_jon is my best friend and LORDKAHUNA lives for no other reason than to serve me.
However, I, for one, welcome myself as the new overlord, because I am quite nice. Unless you insult my penis.
The true test will be with #imfrans, as your liver will be eaten by the swarming hourde with fava beans and your penis will be reduced to a (small) smoking pile of dessicated feces. UR MANSACK SHALL NOT SURVIVE THE TEST.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 241 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 02:33 |
The true test will be with #imfrans, as your liver will be eaten by the swarming hourde with fava beans and your penis will be reduced to a (small) smoking pile of dessicated feces. UR MANSACK SHALL NOT SURVIVE THE TEST.
the MANSACK is now the test. Hourdes aside. Train your eyes away from your genital saks... your fate may lie in wake.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 942 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 02:34 |
imfrans is my favorite posters.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 03:08 |
vasudeva: Oh look, it's a German qwerty.
LoL, sometimes I heart you, vas. Mostly when I'm drinking, but thats also when I don't mind Ghostie's fat chix so much... |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 03:09 |
Uart: vasudeva: Oh look, it's a German qwerty.
LoL, sometimes I heart you, vas. Mostly when I'm drinking, but thats also when I don't mind Ghostie's fat chix so much...
PS - who is this guy? |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1926 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 04:27 |
I have a big penis...
If I had a nickel for every time I have heard this claim, I would have cart load of nickels.
It takes more than just a big penis to be a big dick around LS.
FYI this is a community not a cult and I doubt we are in need of any god figures at this time. We already have a Heeb we can ask any Jew related questions.
I will not bow to you as overlord but I will offer you a warm welcome with a hearty kiss my wrinkled old ass.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 903 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 07:07 |
Hi, My name is Arke
Thanks for sharing. Feel free to fuck off and die now.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1144 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 14:18 |
DR. CUBE TOASTS YOUR BIG PENIS!
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 16:24  |
Hi, My name is Qwerty, and I am the new official God of #linkswarm and the w0rld as you know it.
I am immortal and have wandered the earth for many millenia, currently I reside in the halls of olympus, formerly in California. I have a big penis, and like young girls(especially hilary duff who is now 18), but not preteens, as magicchex likes to think.
guitar_jon is my best friend and LORDKAHUNA lives for no other reason than to serve me. And Ghostrider is teh awes0me c00l with his hawt tubby bitch army.
However, I, for one, welcome myself as the new overlord, because I am quite nice. Unless you insult my raging hardon that has made many a girl m0an in extasy.
fixed...
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 16:32 |
qwerty: Tiresome. Tiresome.
Fixed.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 16:42 |
vasudeva: qwerty: Tiresome. Ultra C00l.
Fixed.
fixed
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 389 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 17:37 |
qwerty:
Fixed, like any good veterinarian would. Next in line?
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 958 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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10/15/2005 at 06:53 |
I pierce thine eye, with an object equally small as thine manhood.
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"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 399 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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10/15/2005 at 07:31 |
I smell tentacle
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not intense purposes, not intensive purposes
FOR ALL INTENTS AND FOR ALL PURPOSES
INTENTS AND PURPOSES
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 958 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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10/15/2005 at 08:23 |
shitbox:
I pierce thine tentacle, with an object equally small as thine manhood.
FIXT!
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"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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10/15/2005 at 12:22 |
May the Lord Fuck You & Beat You, May the Lord Spray His Feces Upon You.
Go Fart in Peace.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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10/15/2005 at 14:52 |
Hi, My name is Arke, and I am the new unofficial God of #linkswarm
I am 18 years old, live in Germany, formerly in California. I have a big penis, and like young girls, but not preteens, as magicchex likes to think.
guitar_jon is my best friend and LORDKAHUNA lives for no other reason than to serve me.
However, I, for one, welcome myself as the new overlord, because I am quite nice. Unless you insult my penis.
Shit! Another new God to put up with! Where the hell do these idiots come from?
Listen Twatwaffle. You have no penis here. To get a LinkSwarm penis you have to earn it.
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