ghostrider
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10/4/2005 at 22:32  |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... I've had it.
you ?
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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10/4/2005 at 22:37 |
yep
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/4/2005 at 22:41 |
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slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/4/2005 at 22:46 |
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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10/4/2005 at 23:09 |
hmm, let me check...
...yup - still there!
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/4/2005 at 23:14 |
what's still there ?
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 00:06 |
regret^
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 920 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 00:06 |
THE HYMEN LOLOLOL.
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 00:13 |
ghostrider: what's still there ?
Oh...I thought you meant "gender" - nevermind.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 00:23 |
yup, but not till i was 18. |
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 663 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 00:44 |
If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 03:12  |
I've been celebate for the past week since Hilary Duff turned 18 I'm saving myself for her.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 03:56 |
Hurray for skeevy sluts! Hurray College! |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 05:19  |
Nope!
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breezysummerday
Tender vittles  SSHOLEPosts: 41 Registered: 3/10/2005 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 05:59 |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 13:36 |
qwerty: I've been celebate for the past week since Hilary Duff turned 18 I'm saving myself for her.
Just be patient Querty. It'll happen.
Try to get her to notice you. And demonstrate your love and devotion. U've got some suggestions.
!. Buy a good pair of binoculars and a good camera. Follow her where ever she goes. Take lots of pictures and send her copies.
2. Shoot someone famous in her honor. Paris Hilton or Tonya Harding maybe.
3. Stand in front of her house and slash yourself with an Xacto knife.
4. Send her at least 4 emails and 4 snail mails every day describing how much you love her and what you plan to do to her when you get her naked and how you might go crazy if you can't fuck her real soon.
5. Kill a kitten and send it to her with a not that says you killed it just for her.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 590 Registered: 4/15/2004 Online
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10/5/2005 at 19:56 |
What's sex? |
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 756 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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10/5/2005 at 20:48 |
qwerty: I've been celebate for the past week since Hilary Duff turned 18 I'm saving myself for her.
According to the counter at www.evilstalker.com, you have 358 days of celibacy to go until she turns 18.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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10/6/2005 at 01:59 |
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slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 920 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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10/6/2005 at 02:07 |
vasudeva:
I think my dad watched that one.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/6/2005 at 02:10 |
don't worry GDR, once you've had sex 3 or 4 thousand times you'll realize it's just great
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 920 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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10/6/2005 at 02:56 |
ghostrider: don't worry GDR, once you've had sex 3 or 4 thousand times you'll realize it's just great
When will I stop crying afterwards?
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/6/2005 at 03:06 |
after she grades your final exam
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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10/6/2005 at 03:07 |
azron123: qwerty: I've been celebate for the past week since Hilary Duff turned 18 I'm saving myself for her.
Just be patient Querty. It'll happen.
Try to get her to notice you. And demonstrate your love and devotion. U've got some suggestions.
!. Buy a good pair of binoculars and a good camera. Follow her where ever she goes. Take lots of pictures and send her copies.
2. Shoot someone famous in her honor. Paris Hilton or Tonya Harding maybe.
3. Stand in front of her house and slash yourself with an Xacto knife.
4. Send her at least 4 emails and 4 snail mails every day describing how much you love her and what you plan to do to her when you get her naked and how you might go crazy if you can't fuck her real soon.
5. Kill a kitten and send it to her with a not that says you killed it just for her.
Oh sweet dude. Ur the awes0me wise and old man. I will go forth and do as you say.
dragonstaff: According to the counter at www.evilstalker.com, you have 358 days of celibacy to go until she turns 18.
fixt now - hooray for boobies!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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10/6/2005 at 03:13 |
government_death_robot: ghostrider: don't worry GDR, once you've had sex 3 or 4 thousand times you'll realize it's just great :)
When will I stop crying afterwards?
Or when he gets a younger girlfriend who has body fluids to lubricate the sex0r.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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10/7/2005 at 12:12 |
I had sex with my wife once and it made a baby fall out. Sex frightens me now.
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arke
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 10/13/2005 Offline
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10/13/2005 at 23:21 |
Sex? Who needs sex when they have a healthy right hand? |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 05:26 |
arke: Sex? Who needs sex when they have a healthy right hand?
Obviously your right hand is healthier than most. Besides, its definitely more fun when you get feedback (hopefully positive). |
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die SSHOLEPosts: 756 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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10/14/2005 at 06:11 |
arke: Sex? Who needs sex when they have a healthy right hand?
Now all you need is something worth putting in it..
[Edited on 14/10/2005 by dragonstaff]
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karole
Tender vittles  Posts: 14 Registered: 9/22/2005 Offline
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10/17/2005 at 04:55 |
i acutally having sex as of this typing. |
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