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10/2/2005 at 01:32

sahlgoode!

blah has nothing on u! the bizzare bite u have taken of LS intrigues fuking frans! we must converse on a professional level via geraldo rivera! CAN FRANS INTERVIEW YR SODA?... AND LINKSWARM SHALL DRINK OF IT'S MISINTERPRETED TASTE? OK?..haha.YES? THIS IS YR CHANCE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT ON THE TURNTABLE AND LET EVERYONE KNOW ..YES! through frans u will be explained..ok?

thank u frans

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time iam ( you don't mind if I call you iam do you?)
Frankly , iam, there is no misinterpretaion, The all & mighty Linkswarm, pretty much has me pegged for who, or what I precieve to be, and like real life, I wouldn't change a single thing. All the tragities, and laughter belong to me.

Should, however, you have a cross to bare, I will share your load.

where?what? when, who and how? yes?(frans profesionalism and mental pirouet) but always remember frans shares his load with no MAN! ok? fuuk...BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT FRANS..OK? FUKEING! U ARE FRANS' SUBJECT! SO IF U DO NOT OBJECT..WE SHALL BEGIN W/ A SERIES OF QUESTIONS..OK?

Thank u
frans

I stopped believing in Santa when I was 4, and just who iam's secret alter ego is, I don't really wanna guess.
Mysteries are always captivating, and some are never meant to be exposed.

I'll play. What's your question? (one at a time please) No matter what you still don't get an autograph afterwards.

hello sahgoode! The heat is on u..fuker..burning burning burning..ON THE STREET..wuu-whoo! ...yes?

sahlgoode! : Was that a question?

Let us begin w/ a horrible thought..ok?haha! what if there was so sexual manifestation of yr parents called sahlgoode! what would the world be missing?

sahlgoode! : I think you meant to say "no" sexual manifestation, so I'll respond in kind. This answer, for one thing. I can't think of anything else.

Explain to frans the quality of yr childhood friends with benefits�at what age do u remember yr first erection and why?

sahlgoode! : I'll have to have my therapist send you a copy of my file. It'll be easier than typing it all out

frans just wants to touch base with the explicit rumor that u have a stalkerish soda that u would like to forceably make vasudeva drink preferably tied up in a basement�fact or fictions?

sahlgoode! : Is this interview being taped? Is that a Microphone? Turn that thing off RIGHT NOW. .....Okay. No.

what is yr motivation for being on a merry go around of mental ups and downs w/ tragic and happy events making good bedfellows? Do u crave attention .. punishment or approval?

sahlgoode! : Best question on the list, iam. Functional schizophrenia works for me.

can frans understand why u made the herpe enchilada called�LINKSWARM THE MOVIE�it is wonderous and creepy..explain, fuker!?!

sahlgoode! : I get a lot of response from swarmers. Most of which were upset that they weren't included in the movie. I promise in my next project, you'll play a major role. Perhaps even producer. I understand the original has been nominated for an award of some kind.

frans wonders about yr lovelife, homelife, hobbies, and refrigerator ie expiration dates, jellys, beheadings, and fuking frozen foods�reveal!

sahlgoode! : Widower.
By homelife, do you want to know if I have plants? Yes.
Been playing the bass since 1967, but it's just a hobby now.
I checked my milk, and it's still good. Thanks for the reminder.; )
A friend of mine gave me some of her homemade cherry jam the other day. Yummy.
In the freezer, I have some venison left over from a buck I bagged in the spring, plus some Moose that I swapped some of the deer for.

I'd like to end this interview with the hopes that you use all the royalty payments that you make, and donate it to a worthy cause. A twelve pack will do.

NO! sahgoode! NO!

GO BACK TO SLEEP U FUKING PLAGUE! FRANNS HAS VENTURED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A JOURNAIST AND U ARE NOT LIVING UP TO YR END OF THE BARGIN AS A WILLING PARTNER...FRANS WILL NOT GO TO THE TROUBLING EFORTS TO RAPE THE SEX OUT OF U....OUR LOVEMAKING EFFORT HAS FAILED..YES? BUT BUT BUT...U CAME LIKE A BITCH DIDN'T U SWEET LOVER...NEVER FORGET FRANS MADE U CUM..U PLAY PLAINTIFF AND FRANS WILL PLAY FUKING DEFENDANT AND THE PITIFUL HEAVENS WILL DEPART WITHOUT OUR RESERVATIONS! U MAKE FRANS WEAK IN THE PIT OF HIS LOINS WITH YR FACE ON THE OPPOSING FIELD..DO NOT PLACATE FRANS WITH YR RELAXED SKEPTICISM AND HATRED...FRANS CAN SEE THROUGH YR DEBASED GUISE INTO THE STARK HOTBED OF EVIL THAT ROTS IN YR CHEST!...RESPOND ! RESPOND! SERIOUS! RESPOND! FRANS IS NOW UNDERTAKING THE ROLE OF TRUTH FINDING INTERVIEWER...HIS CALIING WILL BE FULLFILLED...THE SIGN OF SEX IS ALL OVER YR FACE...MANIAC! MAAANIC! ON THE FLOOR...DANCE LIKE U NEVER HAVE BEFORE, FAGGOT!

(frans hopes that this tough love interview style will not disweigh future interview subjects from taking the leap with fucking frans to be interviewed...frans must recognize and get better at his new craft and only through practice makes perfect.)

thank u
frans

^That's fucking beautiful.
I hope my lame sense of humour, and silly e-sponses don't deter you from your goal. You ask the hard questions, and you ask them well.

I'm looking forward to reading some of your other biographical insights of swarm members. Will you be posting them in the forums, or will it be an added feature to the site?

The last paragraph displays a sensitive side of FRANS that brought a tear to my eye.(proverbial tear in proverbial eye)
Un-fortunately, I've made a vow to myself, not to live in the past, therefore some of your questions could not be answered.

If you're looking for suggestions, (and you're not) I'd like to see the biography of frans as an opener to your new project. Complete with baby pictures!

thx sahl

FUKER! FUKER!FUKING FRANS WILL NOT BE HIJACKED AND AND BABYFED FROM YR FUCKING SPOON OF SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE! PLEASE SUBMITT TO FRANS A CURRENT PICTURE OF YRSELF SO FRANS CAN END THIS TORRID FAGGOT INTERVIEW..YES? HAHA! WHAT A COMPELLING SET OF NUTS AND BALLS YOU HAVE? WHAT A BIG KNOCKERS DR. ELIZABETH KNUTSAN MUST HAVE TO BREASTS FEED U EVERY FUKING TIME U ARRIVE FOR A MOMMY MILK FEEDING..OK? YES? THANK U FOR TAKING THE BRASS KNUCKLE CHALLENGE OF HEAD TO HEAD INTERVIEW FROM A FRANISH SOURCE OF BIG COCK LAMANATION! U HAVE WON OVER THE HEARTS OF MILLIONS AND U HAVE GRASPED A ANTHONY MICHEAL HALL LEVEL OF FAME STATUS WITHIN THE INTERNET NOW�FRANS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YR FOOLISH �AW SHUCKS� HARDON AND WILL BY NO MEANS FINISH U OFF! RESPOND! ANNUNCIATE! U FUKING SEX ORPHAN! REVEAL!

THANK U FRANS

(picture not provided yet..hurry fagot..the scent between yr legs trifles with frans!..yes?)

ONE DOWN, FAGGOTS!

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10/2/2005 at 01:35

it's all good

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