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vasudeva
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10/1/2005 at 12:24 |
15:31 >>> braindent has joined
15:32 vasudeva> speaking of aardvaark fart
15:32 SexNinja> fartvaark
15:35 braindent> dude, i just had my fucking bank account hacked and emptied
15:35 SexNinja> whoah dude
15:35 Marf> wht bank
15:36 SexNinja> all five dollars?
15:36 SexNinja> sux0r
15:36 braindent> yeah, $5
15:36 SexNinja> bank'll repay you
15:36 vasudeva> bullshit you did
15:36 SexNinja> FDIC insured or soemhting
15:36 SexNinja> right?
15:36 Marf> Bank of America?
15:36 braindent> dude, someone in NYC used an ATM to withdraw over and over
15:36 braindent> bank of america, yes
15:36 SexNinja> oh
15:36 Marf> shit, really?
15:36 Marf> that's my bank
15:36 vasudeva> what, did they clone your atm card?
15:36 braindent> without my card, too
15:36 Marf> fuk
15:36 SexNinja> identity theft?
15:37 braindent> yeah, seems so
15:37 SexNinja> sorry to hear that
15:37 vasudeva> i ain't tryin to hear dat
15:37 SexNinja> we were just talking about that in class yesterday
15:37 braindent> i'm on the phone with the bank, screaming now
15:37 braindent> im telling them that they are buying me diapers today, oh, and milk
15:38 Marf> pewp
15:38 braindent> my paypal was hacked last night too
15:38 SexNinja> shit
15:38 Marf> d'oh
15:38 lutefisk> so you were phished?
15:39 braindent> i hav no idea
15:39 vasudeva> dude
15:39 vasudeva> you are lying
15:39 Marf> how did someone get a hold of your pin
15:39 lutefisk> is your BoA account tied to your paypal?
15:40 braindent> one sec
15:40 lutefisk> MUST FINISH YELLING
15:40 vasudeva> hahaha
15:41 Marf> my irc is being a pewp
15:42 SexNinja> try my shitty web interface
15:43 vasudeva> try my disgusting balls and alimentary canal
15:43 Marf> the text will just disappear and not reappear till i type something
15:43 vasudeva> ah, that
15:43 lutefisk> install fishOS
15:43 vasudeva> that needs the old "hotsauce enema" fix
15:43 braindent> o, i got to go, I will be back in a bit after I got to the bank
15:43 <<< braindent has parted
15:44 lutefisk> he's gonna get robbed at the bank
15:44 SexNinja> he's gonna get raped
15:44 lutefisk> that robber will be surprised when he finds out what happened
15:44 vasudeva changed the topic of to: BRAINDENT: IDENTITY THEFT REALLY WHIPS THE LLAMA'S ASS
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16:59 SexNinja> dent: http://radio.javaranch.com/mikec/images/manetee.JPG
17:00 lutefisk> dent: so what's the verdict?
17:00 SexNinja> figure out who haxx0red you?
17:02 <<< SexNinja has quitted
17:02 >>> ]LOki has joined
17:02 >>> SexNinja has joined
17:04 braindent> back
17:04 lutefisk> BABY GOT BACK
17:04 lutefisk> L.A. FACE WITH AN OAKLAND BOOTY
17:04 braindent> where the hell is cube when i need him
17:05 braindent> anyway, I got jacked through my paypal account. These fuckers made an impression of my credit card and used an ATM to clean me out
17:06 McGoatCheese> yeesh
17:06 SexNinja> guess the password or what
17:06 braindent> dont know, that's why I want to talk to Cube, he hacked my hotmail once and I want to know how he did it
17:06 lutefisk> hahaha
17:06 SexNinja> um
17:07 braindent> um
17:07 SexNinja> dude
17:07 SexNinja> I remember that
17:07 braindent> yeah, me too
17:07 braindent> remember he changed my password so i couldn't get in
17:07 vasudeva> wait
17:07 lutefisk> how does one make an impression of your credit card from what's in your paypal acct?
17:07 vasudeva> yeah
17:07 braindent> no idea
17:07 braindent> it was done, though
17:07 lutefisk> the two seem unrelated
17:07 vasudeva> then why do you think it?
17:08 braindent> because the only way to access my account through an ATM is with a physical card
17:08 vasudeva> was the paypal card tied directly to that credit card, or just to some bank account?
17:08 DR^3> maybe what you forgot to consider is i hate you and thanks for the cool stuff
17:09 lutefisk> so your transaction history shows that it was taken out through an A2M card?
17:09 SexNinja> hahaha
17:09 lutefisk> OOOPS, THAT SLIPPED
17:09 SexNinja> mine is tied to my visa check card
17:09 SexNinja> maybe I should change it
17:10 lutefisk> you're so damned paranoid
17:10 lutefisk> maybe you should change all your passwords AGAIN
17:10 vasudeva> enjoy rectal enhancements
17:12 braindent> yeah, my paypal was through my debt card
17:12 DR^3> OH SNAP, MuST CHANGE PASSWORD FROM SEPTEMBER05 to OCTOBER05
17:12 braindent> hold on, i'll post the email from paypal
17:12 lutefisk awaits excess flood
17:12 vasudeva opens ass
17:12 DR^3 awaits excess blood
17:12 vasudeva WHEEEEEEEEE
17:13 lutefisk is worried IT WON'T STOP
17:13 DR^3 DO NOT WANNNNNT
17:13 braindent> Please update your records on or before 30 September 2005 our Account Review Team identified some unusual activity i n your account, one or more attempts to log in to your PayPal account from a foreign IP address. In accordance with PayPal's User Agreement and to ensure that your account has not been compromised, access to your account was limited. Your account access w ill remain limited until this issue has been resolved. To secure your account
17:13 vasudeva> hahaha
17:13 vasudeva> so
17:13 vasudeva> you clicked the link in taht email
17:13 lutefisk> you were phished
17:13 vasudeva> and logged in
17:13 DR^3> you got phagged
17:13 braindent> are you shitting me?
17:13 lutefisk> nope
17:13 vasudeva> thus transmitting your user credentials to some flaky site in thailand
17:13 DR^3> nope, i got that email yesterday
17:13 lutefisk> paypal doesn't do that
17:13 DR^3> and promptly erased
17:13 McGoatCheese> braindent: checkout the urls in the email
17:13 braindent> are you fucking KIDDING me?
17:13 SexNinja> wtf dent
17:13 vasudeva> never ever ever click a link to anywhere important in an email -- type it in yourself
17:14 lutefisk> nope
17:14 SexNinja> dude
17:14 DR^3> www.paypaltools4scam.com
17:14 braindent> https://www.paypal. com/
17:14 SexNinja> you got me all freaked out
17:14 lutefisk> www.paypal-gonna-make-me-rich.com/
17:14 braindent> https?
17:14 vasudeva> i bet you the real URL was like http://213.12.12.12/jerkoff.dll/paypal/welcome.asp
17:14 lutefisk> no no
17:14 lutefisk> it's masked
17:14 SexNinja> and now I find out that's it;'s just because of your own dumb ass
17:14 McGoatCheese> braindent: view the raw text of the email
17:14 braindent> IT SI MASKED!
17:14 braindent> i see it
17:14 McGoatCheese> or forward it to one of us
17:14 vasudeva> don't read mail in HTML-rendering mode
17:14 lutefisk> http://www.paypal.com/
17:14 sahlgoode> Title: PayPal - Welcome
17:14 SexNinja> foward password to me
17:14 DR^3> http://www.paypal.com@128.32.128.44/penix.asp
17:15 lutefisk> so basically, it's your fault that the baby has no diapers
17:15 braindent> i can't fucking believe this shit
17:15 SexNinja> well
17:15 lutefisk> sorry, man
17:15 vasudeva> Visible links
17:15 vasudeva> 1. http://212.88.140.67/.paypalsk/login.html
17:15 vasudeva> 4. http://212.88.140.67/.paypalsk/login.html
17:15 vasudeva> 5. http://212.88.140.67/.paypalsk/login.html
17:15 vasudeva> 6. https://www.paypal.com/row/PREFS-NOTI
17:15 vasudeva> that's from a phishing attemopt i got a while ago
17:15 SexNinja> I changed it anyway
17:15 sahlgoode> Title: PayPal - Abort
17:15 SexNinja> so i'm safe
17:15 lutefisk> no you're not
17:15 SexNinja> oh yes I am
17:16 SexNinja> from all threats
17:16 lutefisk> i can see what you're typing
17:16 vasudeva> if you load the URL you'll probably find it's been modified to look exactly like paypal.com
17:16 SexNinja> foreign and lutefisk
17:16 vasudeva> so you logged into some fake paypal
17:16 McGoatCheese> hahaha
17:16 vasudeva> my condolences dude, but LOL, LOL, LOL
17:16 lutefisk> what message did you get in return?
17:16 braindent> http://216.218.247.166/manual/paypal3/index.html',1
17:16 lutefisk> LOL, SORRY, FALSE ALARM
17:16 DR^3> sahlgoode: braindent is also a total sucker lol
17:16 sahlgoode> I hear ya, DR^3.
17:16 braindent> it took em to my account
17:16 SexNinja> dent: always type the url, dude
17:16 lutefisk> aww
17:16 SexNinja> always
17:16 DR^3> @braindent
17:16 sahlgoode> hmm... braindent is lefenlover or a sneaky colonocopy masturbator or a cancer patient or a rape victim or a total sucker lol, DR^3
17:16 lutefisk> always copy and paste the URL
17:16 SexNinja> haha
17:17 lutefisk> that way, you can see what's going on
17:17 braindent> it took me to my account, then I re-typed all my fucking bank info
17:17 lutefisk> no it didn't
17:17 lutefisk> it took you to their site, where you typed in...
17:17 braindent> it took me to what I THOUGHT was paypal
17:17 DR^3> these are not the droids you are looking for
17:17 vasudeva> sahlgoode: no, braindent is hacked by chinese
17:17 sahlgoode> Got it.
17:17 SexNinja> yeah man
17:17 SexNinja> evil tricks
17:17 vasudeva changed the topic of to: BRAINDENT. HACKED BY CHINESE.
17:17 lutefisk> dent: did you contact bank of america?
17:17 DR^3> lal
17:17 lutefisk> say you were phished?
17:17 DR^3> Bank of Lol
17:17 braindent> no, should I?
17:17 lutefisk> yes
17:17 vasudeva> only if you want your accoutn back
17:17 lutefisk> it's possible you can get your money back
17:18 braindent> i just went to my bank and got a new card number, I didnt even change accounts
17:18 lutefisk> and you'll have to change your account anyway
17:18 SexNinja> contact every account that was tied to it
17:18 DR^3> gimme your debit card number and pin and i will get you your money back
17:18 lutefisk> haha
17:18 braindent> i got my money back today
17:18 vasudeva> new sig: braindent> it took me to my account, then I re-typed all my fucking bank info
17:18 McGoatCheese> also go to real paypal and update passwordds, and make sure emails are all only yours
17:18 braindent> ok, gimme a second so I can cry my pussy off
17:18 DR^3> go to www.drcubepaypal.com and login
17:18 SexNinja> new sig: OH BOI! YOU MEAN I CLICK THIS AND IT TAKES ME TO MYA CCOUNT!?! HOLLEE SHIT!
17:18 braindent> haha@cube
17:19 lutefisk> haha@pussy
17:19 DR^3> haha@sucker
17:19 DR^3> i can't really laff, i got scammed on ebay :<
17:19 braindent> as vas says "Mike, you surf like a fucking infant" - this confirms it.
17:19 lutefisk> i thought i got scammed on ebay, but i didn't
17:19 vasudeva> dude
17:19 vasudeva> i didn't think anyone but old ladies fell for that scam
17:19 DR^3> do not want
17:19 vasudeva> and people who have lots of cats
17:19 lutefisk> a contractor i used to work with fell for it
17:20 lutefisk> i felt badly
17:20 vasudeva> I LITERALLY CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE I KNOW THIS HAPPENED
17:20 braindent> this email seemed realt o me
17:20 lutefisk> but then i turned on my new ipod and things were okay for me
17:20 SexNinja> dent: did that go into your regular email folder?
17:20 DR^3> braindent: forward this email to us
17:20 vasudeva> braindent: so they cleaned out your paypal account and your bank account?
17:20 braindent> yeah
17:20 SexNinja> most of those go into my spam folder
17:20 SexNinja> weird
17:20 SexNinja> what email you use?
17:20 SexNinja> ISP?
17:20 DR^3> HOTMALE.COM ?
17:21 braindent> this went directly into my hotmail inbox
17:21 vasudeva> your paypal account is tied to a bank acccount, and they got taht out of your paypal info. then somehow they transferred money out of your bank account into a private account.
17:21 SexNinja> need to update spam controls I think
17:21 SexNinja> well there you go
17:21 vasudeva> braindent: how much did they get from you?
17:21 DR^3> ahh, so you are a hotmale user
17:21 SexNinja> you're using fucking hotmail
17:21 SexNinja> god dude
17:21 braindent> less than I thought, about $600
17:21 SexNinja> I want to punch the stupoid out of your head
17:21 DR^3> $600 braindent funbucks
17:21 vasudeva> fuking wowsers
17:21 vasudeva> haha
17:21 vasudeva> this is ludicrous
17:21 vasudeva> NOW I KNOW THE PARTY'S STARTED
17:22 SexNinja> it really is
17:22 braindent> it was taken out of an actual ATM machine. I have the ATM machine# and the addy of the ATm
17:22 DR^3> whut
17:22 SexNinja> I mean, I'm sorry that it happened to you]
17:22 vasudeva> odd
17:22 SexNinja> but damn
17:22 DR^3> atm machine?
17:22 braindent> yeah
17:22 vasudeva> perhaps they were able to fake teh strip with enough info to trick the atm machine
17:22 DR^3> HAVE YOU CONSULTED YOUR WIFE ON THIS MATTER?
17:22 SexNinja> a2m machine
17:22 DR^3> atm machine would require PIN
17:22 LORDKAHUNA> serves you fukkers right, on cannot trust the internet
17:22 braindent> the bank manager said there is a machine that can duplicate an embossed card
17:22 vasudeva> haha
17:22 vasudeva> yeah, and those machines aren't real expensive, either
17:23 SexNinja> or they went john conner on you
17:23 DR^3> haha
17:23 braindent> YOU BOUGHT ONE DIDNT YOU
17:23 SexNinja> with his little stupid computer
17:23 vasudeva> where was the atm locateD?
17:23 DR^3> JOHN CONNER + ATARI 2600 == BRAINDENT CASH
17:23 SexNinja> ha
17:23 braindent> shit, the address is in my truck
17:23 DR^3> a2m located @ corner of Milf and Cheese
17:23 vasudeva> NY? CA? UK?
17:23 braindent> Astoria, NY
17:23 vasudeva> ah
17:23 DR^3> Syracuse, NY
17:23 vasudeva> so that's why you were asking
17:23 braindent> Steinwer Street
17:23 vasudeva> right next to vashaus
17:24 LORDKAHUNA> haha
17:24 vasudeva> wicked dude
17:24 braindent> that's why, I wanted to know if it was NYC, cause thats what the bank told me
17:24 vasudeva> enjoy your fuckup
17:24 vasudeva> i gotta go
17:24 braindent> niger
17:24 vasudeva> i'll tell everyone i can that this beautiful ting happened to you
17:24 vasudeva> startin with the whole softball team
17:24 DR^3 was kicked from by vasudeva [stfu]
17:24 braindent> i fucking love you so much i want to split your lip
17:24 SexNinja> HELLO, WORLD
17:27 >>> DR^3 has joined
17:27 DR^3> softball lol
17:34 DR^3> @braindent
17:34 sahlgoode> hmm... braindent is hacked by chinese, DR^3
17:34 DR^3> @lordkahuna
17:34 sahlgoode> Somebody said lordkahuna is a toilet boy, DR^3
17:34 braindent> haha
17:36 lutefisk> sahlgoode: braindent?
17:36 sahlgoode> I guess braindent is hacked by chinese, lutefisk
17:36 lutefisk> hahaha
17:36 lutefisk> totally
17:36 braindent> haha
17:36 DR^3> lol
17:37 vasudeva> me and the lbp are having good laughs over dent's dumbity
17:38 braindent> shut up
17:38 lutefisk> it's just jokes, bby
17:38 lutefisk> baby
17:39 McGoatCheese> braindent: did they actually ask you questions like "hey, we need to know your pin"?
17:39 braindent> yup
17:39 McGoatCheese> ..
17:40 lutefisk> was it like, "Entr youre PIN numbre"
17:40 braindent> i know, i know
17:41 braindent> it gets better, check this out
17:42 braindent> i didnt even have a paypal account for that email address. What a dumbass.
17:42 McGoatCheese> braindent: i hear you can update your mental security from one of these experts http://www.achucklehead.com/extra/datingplace/
17:42 lutefisk> hahahaha
17:42 braindent> hahah
17:42 vasudeva> hahahaha, wait
17:42 lutefisk> you were their dream target
17:42 vasudeva> you typed your PIN into the FORM they sent you?
17:43 braindent> shut up
17:43 vasudeva> holy SHIT
17:43 vasudeva> ROCKETS RED FLARE
17:43 vasudeva> LA LA LA LA LA
17:43 vasudeva> THIS IS GLORIOUS
17:43 vasudeva> FOREVER
17:43 McGoatCheese> braindent: let me guess the password on paypal is the same one you use everywhere, right?
17:44 braindent> shut up
17:44 lutefisk> let me guess: your password is 12345
17:44 vasudeva> TEEHEE
17:44 braindent> im working on that right now.
17:44 McGoatCheese> i'll take that as a yes
17:44 vasudeva> dude
17:44 vasudeva> do you still have a copy of the email?
17:44 vasudeva> i'd like one
17:44 vasudeva> for my mementos
17:44 braindent> hold on assholes
17:44 vasudeva> i will shellac it and frame it and tell this story to all and sundry
17:44 lutefisk> can you scan your atm card and email it to us?
17:45 lutefisk> you know, since it's worthless
17:45 vasudeva> while you're at it, please collect the banking information of your family members and type that in as a Security Measure
17:45 lutefisk> i can create a form to faciliate this
17:46 SexNinja> dent: i still love you, but not as much
17:46 braindent> hold on
17:46 vasudeva> dent: i still love you, only exactly double as i did before
17:46 lutefisk> look, even MARF wouldn't do this
17:46 SexNinja> hahaha
17:46 lutefisk> and she's an old biddy
17:46 SexNinja> oh man
17:46 SexNinja> that's true
17:48 <<< ]LOki has quitted
17:49 McGoatCheese> braindent: i think you can setup alternate simultaneous emails to work w/ paypal.. you might want to check there aren't any new ones added to yours
17:49 vasudeva> that's a fine point
17:49 vasudeva> though you should have gotten an email alert if you added another email
17:49 vasudeva> but check anyway
17:49 vasudeva> NICE SHOOTIN TEX
17:50 braindent> im trying to close out paypal, but I need my fucking card number to do it, you know, the one the bank shredded an hour ago.
17:51 SexNinja> haha
17:51 braindent> i'll forward the email, where to
17:51 SexNinja> enjoy talking to paypal
17:51 lutefisk> just remove the card number and keep the account
17:52 braindent> yeah, i'm doing that now
17:55 braindent> # Safe Log In: To log in to your PayPal account or access the PayPal website, open a new web browser (e.g., Internet Explorer or Netscape) and type in the following: https://www.paypal.com
17:55 sahlgoode> Title: PayPal - Welcome
17:55 braindent> # Greeting: Emails from PayPal will address you by your first and last name or the business name associated with your PayPal account. Fraudulent emails often include the salutation "Dear PayPal User" or "Dear PayPal Member".
17:55 braindent> # Email Attachments: PayPal emails will never ask you to download an attachment or a software program. Attachments contained in fraudulent emails often contain viruses that may harm your computer or compromise your PayPal account.
17:55 braindent> I'M A FUCKING MORON.
EDIT: I still cannot believe this shit happened.
NIGERIA> HELLO BRIAN DENT, AS - PAYPAL AUTHORITIES - WE DOULW LIKE TO CONFIRM OR DENY UR PAYPAL ACCT INFO
dent> k
NIGERIA> PLS TO CLICK THE CONVENENT URL BELOW AND ENTER ALL UR BANKING #S, SIGNED, PAYPAL OFFICIALLY
dent> k doot-do-doo here you go
NIGERIA> WAIT ALSO GIVE US I MEAN PAYPAL YR PIN NUMBER OR ANY OTHR STUFF THAT HAS UR MONEY N IT. K THANKS SIGNED PAYPAL FOR REAL DAWG
dent> k here you go
dent> this has been a rich and satisfying online banking experience thank you very much mystery paypal site that I don't even think the URL looks funny up there wheeee
And then this apparently happened at 3AM while I lay sleeping
03:06 lilbabypissmouth> i have lil spiders crawling all over me
03:06 lilbabypissmouth> i hate it
03:07 lilbabypissmouth> i think charlotte's eggburst somewhere
03:07 lilbabypissmouth> i hope it wasn't in the pizza i'm eating.
03:08 lilbabypissmouth> i'm not sleepin anytime soon
[Edited on 10/1/2005 by vasudeva]
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 494 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 12:41 |
WOW. funny, yet sad.
Dent, you big dumb idiot!
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 677 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 13:24 |
I'm sorry I missed this live. Dent, you big lummox, you need to move down where the oxygen content is higher.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 15:28  |
^^^ That's funny. Apparently I should go to IRC more often.
Whoever was playing sahlgoode, is a lot funnier than I really am.
Holy Fuck! I'm being hacked by the chinese
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 884 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 16:27 |
No wonder my parents beat me daily as a child.
Vas, nice work you stupid jewbag.
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DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 16:31 |
sahlgoode: ^^^ That's funny. Apparently I should go to IRC more often.
Whoever was playing sahlgoode, is a lot funnier than I really am.
Holy Fuck! I'm being hacked by the chinese;)
Vas named his bot after you? Wow he must really like you.
Dent least you got your money back now can I have some? Maybe this is all a big scam on your behalf. You post it online so that the bank thinks you're innocent. Then you collect the money and buy erotica with the $600 that you have in the back of your 4wd after getting back from NY last night at 3am.
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10/1/2005 at 17:55  |
Sahlgoode The Bot rox0rz
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10/1/2005 at 18:09 |
Just forward those to e-bay or paypal. They will get back to you in 1 hour or less and let you know if it is real.
We shall all call you goober from now on.
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10/1/2005 at 18:26 |
SIGNED PAYPAL FOR REAL DAWG
LOL
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