Acidburn
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9/30/2005 at 05:50 |
Ok. What was yer best car? I don't care about the 1999 twin turbo garbage. Let me guide you. Mine was a 1977 cop car. It was my 16th b-day present. It looked exactly like the one pictured cept the sherrifs star was a big black dot because all I could afford was 1 can of black spray paint. It was my fav because "I forget the motor size" at stop lights people would snicker and laugh and shit. Even had a beer can thrown at me when the light turned green by some shit jew in a camaro. So with that I would push the pedal throught the floor. And man let me tell you this car would lay 2 black marks from here to Indo china and blow people minds as I blew by them swerving like a crazy nigger in a rental car on PCP. It also would let me do donuts for 5-10 minutes straight in the fields while getting high. And man was it tough. I had this one spot of train tracks that were elevated about 8 feet. I hit those fuckers doing fiddy one night. All I remember was the street going by the front of the hood and my buddy smashed in the floorboard shreaking like a high school prom queen and my ass puckered so tight that I let out one of those little nervous farts.
She died on night while on the way to the store to get rolling papers. Guess she didn't like the backwards Dukes of Hazzard 180 whip a round. R.I.P. old girl. "sniff sniff"
[Edited on 1/10/2005 by Acidburn]
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 12:05 |
the 2000 Dodge Durango that took one for the team when I totaled it last month. That was a good car, it earned me my first ever speeding ticket when I was caught going 115 mph. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Online
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9/30/2005 at 12:25 |
An off-white 1987 Range Rover that was hands-down the best vehicle I expect I'll ever own. I don't give a shit about cars, either, as anyone who's seen the state of my current one can attest. The cigarette lighters were cigar lighters, the tapedeck was a Blaupunkt with an FM radio tuner quantized to the hundredths place, so if 97.30 started getting fuzzy I could check 97.31 or 97.29, the backseat was like a couch and I literally camped in the back of it more than once comfortably.
It didn't have a lot of pickup -- the cylinders needed boring out or something -- and it was expensive as shit to maintain. The headlights alone were $200 a pop, as I recall, and even with a kindly old gentleman who loved Rovers and hooked me up with free mechanic labor, by the time it was 11 and 12 years old it was costing me upwards of $400 every other month in parts. I traded it in for a brand-new black 99 Jetta I don't give a shit about.
If I were ever rich, I'd find some kooky old Rover nut who kept one of those old 87-era body-style Rovers in a climate-controlled garage and never drove it at all, and buy it from him. Screw the new Rover shapes; they're all gay.
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 12:57 |
Coolest car? An 88 Plymouth Shelby Turismo with a Holley carb and big fat tires and great sound. It was fog grey with narrow orange pinstripes and totally lacked the gay Shelby logo stickers and giant racing stripe. It took it up the ass from a Chevy Suburban, so I got a Jeep Wrangler (also cool and fun) that I drove for 11 years. Now I have Subarus, which are great too.
edit: thinking about it again, I think the Turismo was an '85. Synapse burn.
[Edited on 30/9/2005 by vladtweano]
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 508 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 13:04 |
1999 Jeep Cherokee
Hands down the most reliable car I've ever been around. Sure the electrical stuff is flakey, and its not the most luxurious interior, but the car runs just like it did 60k miles ago. I recently looked into trading it in but after spending an afternoon following it as it was driven by my girlfriend, I fell in love again.
This car has cut more donuts and ravaged more farmer's fields than any 4x4 I know of and it still looks good. Hell, one time I even monster-truck'd a McDonald's drive-thru menu and all it did was dent in the door. The last brush with death it had was last august when my neighborhood experienced a flash flood. I looked out my living room window to see my car up to its doors in water. I quickly dashed out, climed in thru the hatch and got it to start up on the first try - the fucker drove up outta there like a TANK! It was expecially sweet because all the suv driving faggots also parked on the steet couldn't get their rides to move.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 250 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 13:13 |
1965 Mustang that my dad and I restored. We replaced 50% of the panels and almost all of the interior, but the little straight 6 cylinder engine needed very little work Just new seals and some carb work. After that, the damn thing ran without complaint for 7 years for me and is likeley still running running for someone else.
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 686 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 13:39  |
1983 Honda Accord hatchback, with 5-speed stick, Technics stereo and amp, and 2 insanely huge speakers in the rear deck area. Was the defacto concert-going mobile for several years. The engine ran like a dream even after 160+k miles. Finally had to give it up because too much rust underneath caused it to repeatedly fail inspection. :-(
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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 917 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 14:12 |
I guess if we are speaking of comfort and reliability, I will go with my cuntrent vehicle; 1998 Chevy Blazer. This fucker comes with everything, and I have not replaced a single thing except it's tri-monthly brake pads and bi-monthly oil filter.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 970 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 16:04 |
A 1984 Nissan 280ZX, T-tops, prime condition (after fixing up) - it is ironic that after all the near misses I had, it was totaled in the parking lot by a teenage girl driving her dad's SUV.
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 335 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 18:56 |
1973 Chrysler Newport
My first car ever.Not the one pictured,but was in the same condition.Maroon with a black rag.Damn I loved that fuckin car.
EDIT: GUESS WHO SCREWED THE POOCH AND FUCKED UP THEIR QUOTES?
CAN YOU GUESS?
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 335 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 19:00 |
Your edit is all fucked up.
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 335 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 19:01 |
wtf?
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 19:47  |
omgbbq
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nexis
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 76 Registered: 5/17/2005 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 21:26 |
been driving a 2001.5 VW passat for the past 2 years. i work on the road so i put about 80k on it since i got it. had to change brake pads, and axels (not bad $200), hauls ass, 4 cylinder turbo so i gets like 25-30 mpg with a heavy foot. never owned anything but a VW, 2 golfs, a jetta, a '74 bug, and have 2 passats now. not as reliable as a japanese car, but they look and drive better and are still good cars. |
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Crackalackin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 419 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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9/30/2005 at 21:33 |
! P I V O !
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 03:04 |
Our best car is the one margaritatina confiscated as hers. Drives like a rocket on rails. I get to drive it "occasionally"
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 335 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 04:09 |
EDIT: GUESS WHO SCREWED THE POOCH AND FUCKED UP THEIR QUOTES?
CAN YOU GUESS?
I did not have sexual relations with that pooch!
After I posted my text and pic,the profile/edit/quote buttons were lined
up vertically on the right side of the page.The tags I originally used were
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 335 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 04:11 |
god dammit...................fuck it
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 04:17 |
WTF just happened?
Nice one smoke!
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 335 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 14:41 |
See thats the thing,if I fuck up the img src tags,it won`t let me edit.
I think...
I will kill myself for my error,after I watch the Roy Jones jr fight tonight.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum Got Textwar? SSHOLEPosts: 928 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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10/1/2005 at 20:39 |
The best car ever is the first one I ever dared buy brand new.
04 STR-4
270-ish HP and I only havta fill it up once a week.
Mustang drivers hate me.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/2/2005 at 06:29 |
Wotak: The best car ever is the first one I ever dared buy brand new.
04 STR-4
270-ish HP and I only havta fill it up once a week.
Mustang drivers hate me.
Can you only drive it at night?
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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10/2/2005 at 06:38 |
I loved my 62 Rambler American; Three on the Tree with Overdrive,easy as all get out to work on, 26 miles to the gallon at 75mph.
Nowadays, i haven't driven since...92? Something like that. Don't miss it. People aren't driving any smarter.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1933 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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10/2/2005 at 06:49 |
My first car was a 2 door 1975 WHITE on WHITE Oldsmobile Gutless Supreme with an 8 track. Guess how many Hot Horney Hard Bodied Marines could be packed into into it and still pass through the front gate?
Never mind I lost count myself.
It was 1979, I was 19, my first duty station in the USN was Camp Lejeune, NC and I was a Kid in a Candy Factory with wheels.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/3/2005 at 04:01 |
Dumbskull: My first car was a 2 door 1975 WHITE on WHITE Oldsmobile Gutless Supreme with an 8 track. Guess how many Hot Horney Hard Bodied Marines could be packed into into it and still pass through the front gate? .
12?
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