Evildigitz
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9/28/2005 at 17:13  |
Okay, who would you say was the coolest assasin in any of the movies you have seen.
I'd like to say one of the girls in Kill Bill, but to be honests I couldn't say any of them were COOL. So as a cool hitman - I figure it has to be Bruce Willis in The Jackal
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Steel
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9/28/2005 at 17:26 |
Leon - The Proffessional |
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MOMAD
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9/28/2005 at 17:31 |
1. Christopher Walken in True Romance.
2. Christopher Walken in anything.
3. Sammy L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. He spewed COOL all over that shit.
4. Bill from Kill Bill. So far these are all Tarantino material so I guess I enjoy his character structuring.
5. Aeon Flux if it's anything like the cartoon. We shall see.
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ragoo
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9/28/2005 at 17:50 |
Robert Shaw as Grant in "From Russia with Love." I think the scene in the train stateroom was the closest that Bond ever came to actually getting killed. It was certainly the most tension filled near-death scene of any Bond flck.
EDIT: To revise my original submission, which was both incorrect and gay. I've gotta grow the hell up.
[Edited on 9/28/2005 by Ragoo]
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9/28/2005 at 18:20 |
Even though he wasn't really an assasin, I loved Rambo.
Jackal with Willis.
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vladtweano
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9/28/2005 at 18:42 |
Kroenen from Hellboy:
John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank:
Clint in Unforgiven:
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LORDKAHUNA
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9/28/2005 at 19:20 |
Buschemi as Mr. Shush in Things To Do In Denver When Your'e Dead
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ghostrider
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9/28/2005 at 19:27 |
Malkovich Malkovich
In The Line Of Fire
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SexNinja
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9/28/2005 at 19:39 |
Chow Yun Fat in The Killer.
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9/28/2005 at 19:52 |
Steel: Leon - The Proffessional
I agree, but with the caveat that he is also the dumbest for letting that dude "hold his money." |
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Sachsenpaule
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9/28/2005 at 20:47 |
Guess Who?
Clerik Preston, Equilibrium
Keyser Soze
(the scene where he goes into the room, sees the hungarian who raped his wife, killed his child, looking around and kills his son and wife)
of course....
evildigitz: So as a cool hitman - I figure it has to be Bruce Willis in The Jackal
Do you know the original?
It has one of the most fantastic endings i know.
The Jackal executes everything like a real pro, he is unconscionable (you have to, as an REAL assasin) and in the end he makes ONE failure, he misses the police man who where following him, they shoot him down. The whole scene took 5 seconds, and was much more impressive then the one in the remake
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middle_age_man
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9/29/2005 at 02:10 |
Harrison Ford as Deckard in Blade Runner. I think this was one of his best roles.
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azron123
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9/29/2005 at 02:46 |
You guys have hit most of my choices already.
Willis in Jackal and again in The Whole Nine Yards.
Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank
Banderas in Desperado
Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton or Pierce Brosnan as James Bond. Even in the Crappier movies Bond has style.
Peter Falk in The In-Laws (original with Alan Arkin)
I think it was Terry Gillam who played the bumbling, stuttering hit man in A Fish called Wanda also Kevin Kline as Otto, same movie
The more I think about it the longer my list gets and it gets harder to pick just one as coolest.
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Crackalackin
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9/29/2005 at 04:15 |
The Operative from Serenity, which I just saw in a press screening in Boston Common Loews yesterday. I can scan and post a copy of my admissions ticket in case there are non-believers...
Really, many of the folks above can't hold a candle to that guy. Calm, collected, calculating, and a BIG fan of impalement.
[Edited on 29/9/2005 by Crackalackin]
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dagwood
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9/29/2005 at 04:18 |
Definitely Cusak
Martin Sheen in Apocolypse Now
Stallone was pretty good in Assassins
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vladtweano
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9/29/2005 at 04:31 |
azron123: I think it was Terry Gillam who played the bumbling, stuttering hit man in A Fish called Wanda also Kevin Kline as Otto, same movie
It was Michael Palin as K-K-K-K-KEN! C-C-C-Coming to K-K-K-Kill me!
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Mofo
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9/29/2005 at 04:50 |
Does he count as an assassian? With the specs and the fanciful weapons and swords, and exploding vamps, it made for a good time.
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dragonstaff
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9/29/2005 at 07:30 |
Charles Bronson in The Mechanic. ( Wooden as ever, but so cool ).
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BeachGoat
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9/29/2005 at 07:53 |
Avatar the Wizard from the movie "Wizards".
"Here's a trick Mom showed me when you weren't around!"
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Evildigitz
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9/29/2005 at 11:59 |
Guys these are all cool killers, going back to Kill Bill - Yeah Bill did have style but he was hardly successful as an assasin - The Terminator - Fuck YEAH! The first movie Arnie was FANTASTIC, then he got famous and whent all ghey (< does that spelling count as one of the top 5 most annoying), Bond - nah, no fan.
Buscemi - yeah, he was cold in Denver, literaly poppin' a cap in the ass. But real assasins dont pick fancifull ways to kill people (I guess), so for realism - body count and coldness cool factor, I dunno - I still need to find that movie.
Jean Reno in Leon was a favorite of mine for a long time, he's cool in a lot a shit tho' like Walken (Walken has the cool detached way of talking too)
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SexNinja
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9/29/2005 at 13:01 |
Stallone was pretty good in Assassins
Shit, I forgot about that one. I didn't expect much from that movie and was instead pleasantly surprised.
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9/30/2005 at 04:47 |
Ahhhhh, lemme seeeee, LE FEMME NIKITA. Leon and that poor crybaby french chick, Luc Besson badassness.
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DrBloor
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9/30/2005 at 10:34 |
mothershitting shogun assassin mothershitters!
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vasudeva
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9/30/2005 at 11:43 |
Ragoo:
Robert Shaw as Grant in "From Russia with Love." I think the scene in the train stateroom was the closest that Bond ever came to actually getting killed. It was certainly the most tension filled near-death scene of any Bond flck.
How about that creepy gay spy/assassin couple in one of the early Bond films that hold hands with bad haircuts and moustaches? That just didn't fuking fit at all. Every time I see it my brain automatically starts working to crack the mystery.
Apart from that, and all the good ones that have been taken (Deckard/Kroenen/Leon/et al) I remember liking the shit out of Wesley Snipes' character in Demolition Man.
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9/30/2005 at 14:53 |
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ragoo
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9/30/2005 at 15:22 |
vasudeva:
How about that creepy gay spy/assassin couple in one of the early Bond films that hold hands with bad haircuts and moustaches? That just didn't fuking fit at all. Every time I see it my brain automatically starts working to crack the mystery.
 Aye, Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. *shudder* Diamonds are Forever is arguably the worst Bond flick of all.
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vasudeva
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9/30/2005 at 15:27 |
Ragoo: vasudeva:
How about that creepy gay spy/assassin couple in one of the early Bond films that hold hands with bad haircuts and moustaches? That just didn't fuking fit at all. Every time I see it my brain automatically starts working to crack the mystery.
Aye, Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd. *shudder* Diamonds are Forever is arguably the worst Bond flick of all.
Ugh, you found it. It is horrible to look at.
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9/30/2005 at 18:02 |
Some of you are just naming bad guys or villians. An assassin means it is their sole occupation to kill people. That is their purpose and function in life. Doin' the murders. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.
Not that villian aren't cool of course. It's still fun when they just kick a lot of ass. Owning n00bs and such.
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9/30/2005 at 18:48 |
MOMAD: Some of you are just naming bad guys or villians. An assassin means it is their sole occupation to kill people. That is their purpose and function in life. Doin' the murders. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.
You should know, poison lips!
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9/30/2005 at 23:55 |
DrBloor: p.s. mothershitting ghost dog!
Agreed, forrest is the goomba-wop killing muthafuckin shit mayne. |
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