vasudeva
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9/27/2005 at 14:04 |
1. Poster reveals she is female; inevitably someone exhorts her to show us "pics" of her "boobies." Usual elapsed time between revelation and exhortation: 15 real-life minutes. Nice idea the first time, but it has to date never worked out once -- not even with the chicks who stuck around after.
2. Any claim that a previous poster owes the current poster a new keyboard, presumably because the previous poster said something funny and caused the current poster to choke-laugh while sipping lemming-piss and spit it all over. Thankfully, the only sighting of this I can remember is Zapple, who was a model of shitty posting/humanity trends. I'm throwing it in here cause I just realized I don't think I can make it to 5.
3. "Teh funnay" and related moronisms. What the fuk, Forrest Gump?
4. Anything Qwerty posts. This includes everything he hasn't posted yet, too. Don't bother with the cheeky response, qwerty. You know I'll just add it to the list of things to loathe about you.
5. Giant image posts that fuk up the page and cause side-scrolling.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 14:07 |
someone needs teh koffee
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SexNinja
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9/27/2005 at 14:17 |
I hate it when people don't capitalize "I". In IMs and IRC it's not so bad, but here on the site and elsewhere it looks like those who do it are fucking lazy, or just teenage idiots. ghostrider does it all the time, thus making me grit my teeth whenever I read his posts. It's almost funny how it gets to me like that.
Ditto on the "teh" and other very purposeful typos.
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.
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vasudeva
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9/27/2005 at 14:19 |
ghostrider: someone needs teh koffee
SHOOT TO KILL
SexNinjaMcDeath: I hate it when people don't capitalize "I".
I noticed recently that Vlad does that. It's an odd pick for him, but if that tech-writing faggot can do it, I suppose I can handle it.
[Edited on 9/27/2005 by vasudeva]
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DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 14:19 |
ghostrider: someone needs teh koffee
That made me laugh so hard that I spit lemming piss on my keyboard! Buy me a new one?
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azron123
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9/27/2005 at 14:23 |
Get your own. Lemmings are cheap.
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MOMAD
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9/27/2005 at 14:28 |
I'd like to add the following:
1. A reply that is nothing but "lol". We're glad you are amused, but at least try to contribute some substance.
2. Tubgirl. Seriously, guys. What the fuck.
3. Replying by posting a picture that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Sure, it's funny sometimes, but it's really easy to tell when you've just been waiting to use it and gave up trying to make it relate to something. Or am I being too picky.
4. I'm probably being too picky.
5. I second vas's thing about girls revealing they are female and the subsequent onslaught of "SHOW US YO' TITTIES!". Thing is though, if those chicks don't know by now what's going to happen when they flash their femininity at internet males, they deserve the abuse they get for it. What sucks is that most of them do it because they WANT the onslaught. I'd like to see a decrease in the attention whore surplus.
5. If none of this changes, I won't really care. Or be surprised.
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 14:30 |
D'oh! Two 5's! lol that is teh funnay! *lemming spit*
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 14:31  |
that makes me a sad panda.
I dislike people who knock Hilary Duff. BTW it is officially her 18th birthday today huzzah
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vladtweano
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9/27/2005 at 14:34 |
vasudeva:
I noticed recently that Vlad does that. It's an odd pick for him, but if that tech-writing faggot can do it, I suppose I can handle it.
Sorry. Picked it up from IRC. Will attempt to stop. Over.
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qwerty
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9/27/2005 at 14:38  |
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I dislike the whole top or bottom 5 fav things msg board.
Like the movies, music and jokes things that shellspear does.
wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak!
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 14:39 |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 14:39 |
MOMAD: I'd like to add the following:
1. A reply that is nothing but "lol". We're glad you are amused, but at least try to contribute some substance.
I'm guilty of this, though I rarely indulge in the LOL for its own sake.
3. Replying by posting a picture that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Sure, it's funny sometimes, but it's really easy to tell when you've just been waiting to use it and gave up trying to make it relate to something. Or am I being too picky.
I've been guilty of this one too, though I try not to do it to threads that look promising, cause I think it's probably an excellent way to halt any discussion in its tracks, which is sort of antithetical to the whole idea of having a forum in the first place.
vladtweano: vasudeva:
I noticed recently that Vlad does that. It's an odd pick for him, but if that tech-writing faggot can do it, I suppose I can handle it.
Sorry. Picked it up from IRC. Will attempt to stop. Over.
Don't stop on my account. You've ratified it as non-asshat behavior in my eyes. Huzzah.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 15:06 |
1. Poster reveals she is female; inevitably someone exhorts her to show us "pics" of her "boobies." Usual elapsed time between revelation and exhortation: 15 real-life minutes. Nice idea the first time, but it has to date never worked out once -- not even with the chicks who stuck around after.
BAD BAD Freakmachine. I have committed this (shame shame) and deserve a spanking. The reformed Freakmachine shall never commit this again and will hopefully have no atavistic regressions to this behavior...
If any of the aforementioned affected females wishes to deliver the spanking punishment, please PM me. |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1144 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 15:11 |
I just don't dig when newbs come in for the first time with spam.
At least wine and dine me before you try to screw me with your spam crap.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 884 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 16:05 |
I hate nothing, except "teh", "fucktard" (which I have mentioned 3,000 times) and qwerty mentioning Duff, or anything else that he possibly types.
Freak - don't change, you rock.
I do have more favorite things to mention than unfavorite.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 903 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 16:55 |
I really fuking hate it when that Dent guy posts 
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1667 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 17:00 |
I hate it when two dudes can't affirm their love for each other from way across the ocean.
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LORDKAHUNA
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9/27/2005 at 17:02 |
14. Anything Qwerty posts. This includes everything he hasn't posted yet, too. Don't bother with the cheeky response, qwerty. You know I'll just add it to the list of things to loathe about you.
Everything would be aces if this was cleared up.
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vladtweano
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9/27/2005 at 17:12 |
I also hate tubgirl and goatse and its ilk, but I also hate stepping in dogshit, which I think is pretty much the same experience.
I hate that Yazirian seems to have fukered off.
I hate that I no longer get to see Antenna Boy when I load the page.
That's about it. Oh I also hate Gothmog, but only today.
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vasudeva
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9/27/2005 at 17:23 |
vladtweano: I hate that Yazirian seems to have fukered off.
He did a flyby last week.
Reprazent.
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 207 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 17:45 |
vladtweano:
That's about it. Oh I also hate Gothmog, but only today.
I hate you too, vlad.
I hate. I hate the sheer amount of rejects these days. I also hate the amount of unfunny asshats that seem to troll around here recently.
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sahlgoode
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9/27/2005 at 18:27 |
5 Unfavorite Posting Trends1) I absolutley abhor people that get together and discuss the things they hate, without any positive input added to the conversation. Critisim is not a bad thing, if you can offer valid solutions to the problem.
2) Approved submissions have already gone through the Alpha Queue, so stop the whinning. It looks bad to non-registered visitors to the site. Mind you some of the whinning can be pretty funny, but please try and use it sparingly, or not at all if you have no imagination.
3) I'd like to know a little bit more about how the Alpha Queue works, because frankly I think it's in bad need of an enema.
How long does a submission stay in the queue?
Not every Alpha comes here everyday, and I suppose that if they're selected to review some sites in the queue, and don't get here for a week then the submission gets stuck in Purgitory.
Vas, fill me in on the protocol. I mention this as item #3 on my list, because it leads to item #2. When timely items get looked over, and are approved late, of course someone is bound to remark negatively.
I've been guilty of not using the "Time Sensitive" box, in the belief that there is a smooth flow to the queue, but now I've observed that it's not always the case. Perhaps the Protocol could be posted in the FAQ's.
4) n00bs that spam their sites as their first posting. (be on the look-out for ireland-fun-facts) Welcome to the swarm Sullivan! I hope this doesn't apply to you, but if you must please submit it in the "Reviews Forum" then you won't get too ass-raped.
5) This one just shows my age, but could anyone tell what tldr means it that damn 1337, or could you just stop being phony , and speak english. Don't get me wrong, I can see the sardonic humour in it's usage, but frankly r0x0r, is about as lame as lol, when it's used too much.
[Edited on 27/9/2005 by sahlgoode]
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 677 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 18:33 |
sahlgoode: 5 Unfavorite Posting Trends1) I absolutley abhor people that get together and discuss the things they hate, without any positive input added to the conversation. Critisim is not a bad thing, if you can offer valid solutions to the problem.
2) Approved submissions have already gone through the Alpha Queue, so stop the whinning. It looks bad to non-registered visitors to the site. Mind you some of the whinning can be pretty funny, but please try and use it sparingly, or not at all if you have no imagination.
3) I'd like to know a little bit more about how the Alpha Queue works, because frankly I think it's in bad need of an enema.
How long does a submission stay in the queue?
Not every Alpha comes here everyday, and I suppose that if they're selected to review some sites in the queue, and don't get here for a week then the submission gets stuck in Purgitory.
Vas, fill me in on the protocol. I mention this as item #3 on my list, because it leads to item #2. When timely items get looked over, and are approved late, of course someone is bound to remark negatively.
I've been guilty of not using the "Time Sensitive" box, in the belief that there is a smooth flow to the queue, but now I've observed that it's not always the case. Perhaps the Protocol could be posted in the FAQ's.
4) n00bs that spam their sites as their first posting. (be on the look-out for ireland-fun-facts) Welcome to the swarm Sullivan! I hope this doesn't apply to you, but if you must please submit it in the "Reviews Forum" then you won't get too ass-raped.
5) This one just shows my age, but could anyone tell what tldr means it that damn 1337, or could you just stop being phony , and speak english. Don't get me wrong, I can see the sardonic humour in it's usage, but frankly r0x0r, is about as lame as lol, when it's used too much.
[Edited on 27/9/2005 by sahlgoode]
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vasudeva
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9/27/2005 at 19:10 |
sahlgoode: 1) I absolutley abhor people that get together and discuss the things they hate, without any positive input added to the conversation. Critisim is not a bad thing, if you can offer valid solutions to the problem.
Posting Trend #6 I hate: Sahlgoode's doe-eyed pie-in-the-sky positive messages of encouragement and tolerance.
Stick it up your fucking ass, you blathering wanker.
3) I'd like to know a little bit more about how the Alpha Queue works, because frankly I think it's in bad need of an enema.
How long does a submission stay in the queue?
Until it gets enough votes for a specific action to take place. I give 100% no shit about someone bitching their link didn't go through in time. I've been dealing with that for at least three years now and I've found it's going to happen no matter what.
Not every Alpha comes here everyday, and I suppose that if they're selected to review some sites in the queue, and don't get here for a week then the submission gets stuck in Purgitory.
You're right, that would be a stupid way to do it. See above.
Also, if you need to do some HTML structuring in your post, like bullet points or something, use LI or whatever, but never ever actually use the HTML or BODY tags.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 19:22 |
Posting Trend #6 I hate: Sahlgoode's doe-eyed pie-in-the-sky positive messages of encouragement and tolerance.
Stick it up your fucking ass, you blathering wanker.
Fuking LOL. Sorry, I can not add anything of equal valor to that statement.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1667 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 19:24 |
1.I hate when people take themselves too seriously around here.
2.I hate that some people are so unaware of themselves that they can’t sniff their own faggotry
3.I hate when 2 people square off in an interesting Internet fight, and lack the wheels to take it to legendary lengths like the good olde fights of yore.
4.I hate when people bitch about whether a link is a repeat or old, some things deserve a second look, sometimes people make mistakes.
5.I hate the fact that all the babyheads have scared away a lot of the cool nigers that brought me here in the first place.
6.I hate the fact that IMFRANS has been less verbose as of late.
7.I hate when ppl bitch about the location of the BBP.
8.I hate when people bandy about their military service in the forums to prove some stupid point, like it grants them special insight regarding world events (I still hart Clavis though, HURRY BACK NIGER)
9.I hate when people tell lies that are awe-inspiring and magnificent in their stupidity and get defensive when they are called on it (i.e. “I invented gold…seriously...it was a Jew experiment gone horribly wrong”).
10.I hate when people try to derail every goddam thread, this really means I hate qwerty.
11.I hate reading about every nuance of sfw’s psyche (to his credit, he has been tapering off, good work tender faggot).
12.I hate when people have nothing to add, they toss in their nothing anyway.
13.I hate when an inside joke goes on for too long, or is overused way too much (humor is delicate, stop killing it).
14.I do not hate stupid spammy noobs, they entertain me to no end, especially when they get indignant, I do hate that certain newish swarmers cant recognize the gold that lays therein, and ruin the happy mining for the rest of us.
15.I hate the fact that shitbox never really snagged my boozebait, yer a good sport, for an alcoholic.
16. I hate the fact that Vasudeva's head will someday end up in sahlgoode's freezer (I WILL MISS YOU BUDDY)
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1537 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 19:32 |
vasudeva: sahlgoode: 1) I absolutley abhor people that get together and discuss the things they hate, without any positive input added to the conversation. Critisim is not a bad thing, if you can offer valid solutions to the problem.
Posting Trend #6 I hate: Sahlgoode's doe-eyed pie-in-the-sky positive messages of encouragement and tolerance.
Stick it up your fucking ass, you blathering wanker.
Needed to be repeated.
3) I'd like to know a little bit more about how the Alpha Queue works, because frankly I think it's in bad need of an enema.
How long does a submission stay in the queue?
Until it gets enough votes for a specific action to take place. I give 100% no shit about someone bitching their link didn't go through in time. I've been dealing with that for at least three years now and I've found it's going to happen no matter what.
Sweet, disregard my PM about that then.
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Uart
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9/27/2005 at 20:27 |
MOMAD: D'oh! Two 5's! lol that is teh funnay! *lemming spit*
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ragoo
We are not amused. SSHOLEPosts: 677 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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9/27/2005 at 22:56 |
Like Gothmog said, I hate the amount of rejected links. Some of the submissions are genuinely crap (or spam) and deserved to get 86'd, but a good number of meritorious links get trashed too. That said, I accept the AQ for the imperfect tool it is.
The thing I dislike most is peeps submitting links from other link sites--actually linking to videos or pics on that are hosted on sites like SteakandCheese or ebaumsworld. WTF? That's lazy and uninspired swarming, and all around bad form. (If I could somehow look through my link submission history, I'm sure I could be cited for doing this too. Still, I try to find original material and sources whenever I can.)
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