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9/19/2005 at 22:41 |
What's yer bestest scenes ? Not movies, mind you, but individual bits and pieces.
some of mine.
Easyrider: the lsd trip. stupid 60's cinematography tricks, yet effective.
Dumb And Dumber: when Jim Carrey starts tap dancing while trying on the orange tux.
Natural Born Killers: when the bullet races up to the waitress hiding behind the coffee pot. the bullet stops fer a second, than continues on it's wonderful journey through the coffee pot and into her head.
Uncle Buck: when John Candy confronts the principal 'Buck...Buck Melanoma'....'here's a quarter, have that mole removed'
Deer Hunter: russian roulette scene where DeNiro shoots the gook
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sahlgoode
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9/19/2005 at 23:13 |
This always blows me away when I'm watching "Snatch"
"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt: Me."
...and then they open the door to see Tyrone half hanging out of a body bag, while the the rest of Flat-Top's bunch are adjusting their aprons.
Always cracks me up.
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dagwood
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9/19/2005 at 23:18 |
The "Do I feel lucky "scene in Dirty Harry after he's chased this will do anything and will not die muthafucker through the plant and to the edge of reason is one of the all time best.
"Time to die" in Blade Runner
Casino where Joe Pesci is burying those guys in the desert.
Goodfellas-Joe "What am I a fuckin comedian?
Josie Wales meeting with Ten Bears plus ten others in my alltimefavorite movie.
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vasudeva
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9/19/2005 at 23:29 |
This fuking scene from Jaws, where the sheriff, the aqua-biologist, and the captain are bonding over scars and then Quint drops this monologue:
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
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ghostrider
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9/19/2005 at 23:44 |
Marathon Man: ' Is It Safe ? ' if you've seen it, you know what i mean.
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9/19/2005 at 23:59 |
Marathon Man
I saw it, 'bout to read it.
The scene in Dumb and Dumber where where Lloyd says (re: selling a bird with no head to a blind kid): "Harry!...I took CARE of it!"
The part in The Jerk where Steve Martin says, "I was born a poor black child."
The part in Heathers where Heather says, "Did you eat a tumor for breakfast?"
The part in Super Troopers where what's-his-face goes, "YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO?!"
The part in Jacob's Ladder where Louis says, "Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. " |
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ghostrider
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9/20/2005 at 00:12 |
my most delicious scene in Jacob's Ladder is when Danny Aiello, the fat angel, is wheeling Jacob out of the hospital...' I'M UPSET.......I'M REALLY UPSET '
or the spinning soldier's POV scene
[Edited on 20/9/2005 by ghostrider]
[Edited on 20/9/2005 by ghostrider]
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mcgarpat
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9/20/2005 at 01:24 |
Walkin Tall
Charles Bronson with a two by four, Fight Scene where the three guys that jumped him get pummeled.
Added:
And the orchid morph scene from The Wall
[Edited on 20/9/2005 by mcgarpat]
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Johnny_Assface
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9/20/2005 at 03:14 |
True Romance: trailer scene with Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper, "Sicilians are spawned by nigers." |
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qwerty
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9/20/2005 at 03:20 |
Favorite Scene EVA!!!
From Gettin' Square
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acheron
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9/20/2005 at 03:25 |
"Stuck in the Middle with you" -Reservoire Dogs
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dagwood
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9/20/2005 at 05:38 |
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
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Wotak
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9/20/2005 at 08:25 |
From the movie: "The Deep"
There's a scene where the hot chick is sleeping and one of the bad guys is drawing bloody footprints on her naked belly with a severed chicken foot.
...hawt.
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ghostrider
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9/20/2005 at 12:26 |
CaddyShack
Caddy Day At The Pool 11:00AM-11:15AM
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Lefen
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9/20/2005 at 14:45 |
Swingers, Trent and Sue to Mikey: "You're so money and you don't even know it".
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tank
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9/20/2005 at 15:50 |
The last dinner scene of The Cook, the theif, his wife, her lover.
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ghostrider
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9/20/2005 at 18:16 |
as much as i really hate to admit it, the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man scene from Ghostbuster is an all time fave.
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vladtweano
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9/21/2005 at 00:48 |
The opening scene of "The Two Towers"
The stateroom scene from "A Night at the Opera"
Blazing Saddles: "The next man that makes a move the nigger gets it."
A Fistful of Dollars: "Get three coffins ready." *KILL* "My mistake. Four coffins."
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acheron
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9/21/2005 at 05:00 |
my name is inigo montoya
you kill my father
prepare to die
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9/21/2005 at 18:15 |
"The pointy end goes in the other man!" ~Zorro
Count of Monte Cristo
Luigi: We watch you and Jacopo fight to the death. If Jacopo wins, we welcome him back to the crew. If you win, I have given Jacopo the chance to live, even if he did not take advantage of it, and you can take his place on the boat.
Edmond: What if I win and I don't want to be a smuggler?
Luigi: Then we slit your throat, and we're a bit shorthanded.
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Edmond: I find that smuggling is the life for me, and would be delighted to kill your friend the maggot! |
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ghostrider
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9/21/2005 at 19:19 |
the scene in Helter Skelter when they kill Sharon Tate
lolz0rz
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shitbox
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9/22/2005 at 02:12 |
Natural Born Killers-
When Jack Scagnetti(our loveable teddy bear Tom Seizemore) enters the prison and walks through it chatting with the warden(tommy lee jones). The dialoge in that scene is gut bustingly funny.
Also from that flick, Mallorys father (rodney dangerfield) is watching wrestling with the Ulitmate Warrior(remember him?) and some other fuck dueling. Just before Mickey arrives to liberate Mallory, Rodney yells, "kill em! Kill the fuckin indian! What am i watchin here to fuckin fags!?" Thas funnay. I cant forget to mention Robert Downy Jrs performance as WAYNE GALE, the Geraldo like character. I really dont think people realize how fucking funny this movie really is. 
Oh snap!
"the Bobs" in Office Space, that fuckface from scrubs is pretty funny and versitile, identity, the animal.
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karole
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9/22/2005 at 03:16 |
In the movie, Kingdom of Heaven. The final attack in the desert, where Orlando Bloom's troops were greatly outnumbered by the Muslims... that was classic!!
In the movie, the Last Samurai. The part where the samurais kept on atacking even though they only had swords while their enemies had guns...gave me goosebumps.
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mex
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9/22/2005 at 05:21 |
[quote]AcheronDCS: my name is inigo montoya
you kill my father
prepare to die [/quote]
Also,
There are two kinds of people, my friend, those with a loaded gun, and those who dig. You dig!
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9/22/2005 at 05:28 |
Oops, quoting The Good the bad, and the ugly, not Princess Bride. My bad
Still a good movie scene though as it precedes the original Mexican standoff, which it self is probably my all time favourite,and the "My name is Inigo..." scenes are great aswell!
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mex
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9/22/2005 at 05:48 |
O.K. you've got me started now as I don't do much else except watch movies, these days.
The sufring Coronel on the beach telling his troops to surf or fight, whilst NOT ducking mortar fire (Apocalypse now)
"What did he say?" "Look I washed for dinner!"
(Private Ryan)
That lucky bastard John Malcovich getting his hands on Uma Thurmans 18 year old tits in Dangerous Liasons (outstanding hooters)
John Hurt have an alien explode from his chest at the dinner table. (Alien)
The end of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Michelle Pfiefer licking her hand in the rubber Catwoman outfit
(Batman)
Brad Pitt blowing away the guy who just FedEx his wife's head to him. (Seven)
When Billy "The limpet" scores the winning goal in The Mean Machine.
The scene in the elevator in "True Romannce".
Sorry got carried away, I'm a bit of a movie head More later as required.
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vladtweano
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9/22/2005 at 13:03 |
The verbal tennis scene from "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead"
Chinatown: "You're a very nosy fellow, kitty-cat, huh?"
Young Frankenstein: "PUHINONNARIZZ!"
Old Frankenstein: The flower petal scene
Tombstone: "Why Johnny Ringo! You look like someone just walked over your grave!"
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9/22/2005 at 16:06 |
vladtweano:
Tombstone: "Why Johnny Ringo! You look like someone just walked over your grave!"
Oh vlad, you're no daisy. No daisy at all.
Ditto on verbal tennis.
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9/22/2005 at 17:21 |
Ah, lest we not forget the BLOCKBUSTER HIT, SLIVER. The scene where Sharon Stone enters Billy Baldwins house sees all his voyer equipment, he finds her, throws her against the wall and starts humpin her from behind. I likey.
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ghostrider
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9/22/2005 at 18:15 |
AIRPLANE
'what do you make of this?'
'oh, it can be a hat, or a brooch, or a pteradactyl..'
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