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9/15/2005 at 07:02
You know when you've worn your sneakers for a day or six without socks, and it smells like something crawled inside to die? Does anyone know how to get rid of that fucking smell, 'cause my balcony stinks like a gangrenous racoon with diarrhea. And that's just two pairs of sneakers. Advice welcome, but also it's good to see good old fashioned abusive responses So let me know if there is a solution, or, alternatively, tell me I'm a soap dodger. Anything for a change in the serious shit here at the moment. Fun; let's have it. Please?






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9/15/2005 at 07:27

Regular hygiene, and a good laundry facility keep the neighbours from kicking me out of the 'hood.






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9/15/2005 at 11:54

I think you did well in posting this to the politics forum, you soap-dodging third-world crapcock feet-teaming-with-lesser-people-germs shitfuck.

That is to say, I am now moving this thread from the politics forum to anywhere where it makes less no-sense.






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9/15/2005 at 11:58

You know when you've worn your sneakers for a day or six without socks, and it smells like something crawled inside to die? Does anyone know how to get rid of that fucking smell, 'cause my balcony stinks like a gangrenous racoon with diarrhea. And that's just two pairs of sneakers. Advice welcome, but also it's good to see good old fashioned abusive responses So let me know if there is a solution, or, alternatively, tell me I'm a soap dodger. Anything for a change in the serious shit here at the moment. Fun; let's have it. Please?


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9/15/2005 at 12:34

Only dirty mexicans have dirty stinking feet. However I'd sujest some talcom powder in your shoes to absorb the sweat, or rip out the insole and glue in another.






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9/15/2005 at 13:51

Pour in two cups of HCl per shoe, put on feet. Jog.






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9/15/2005 at 14:21

once they're good and stinky, you're pretty much out of luck.

although it's bacterial, so you could probably launder them especial somehow.

[Edited on 15/9/2005 by mundhra]






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9/15/2005 at 15:12

wear some fukin socks






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9/15/2005 at 16:29

And now, the answer. All (quality built) sneakers can be laundered in cold water without ill effects, getting rid of the dirt, bacteria nad smell. Make sure you don't dry them in a drying machine, because they will shrink. Instead, dry them outside.






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9/15/2005 at 17:05

You just need to lace them differently.








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9/15/2005 at 17:54

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9/15/2005 at 18:47

Spray the insides really good with an anti-bacterial air freshener like "Oust" and hang them somwhere nice and breezy for a day. After that, go to the store and buy some Dr.Scholls footreak powder and some socks you filthy whore.






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9/15/2005 at 23:07

Funny that this would come up in the forums since this morning I was sitting in class and got a whiff of something very foul, like kerosene, vinegar and dirty ass all rolled into one dark aroma. My nose followed the odor and immediately discovered the cunt sitting next to me had taken off her Converse (canvas) hightops and had her skank ass bare feet on the empty desk in front. If that was not bad enough she later began to nervously wave the skank feet back and forth causing the odor to waft throughout the small room.

Mex, toss the shoes into the wash with some towels lots of soap. Air dry. Some shoes have removable insoles if yours have these you can get some new inserts that will eat up the odors. Foot sprays inside of the shoes also help with any future fungus and bacteria you might be transferring from you feet to the shoes.







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9/15/2005 at 23:41

You could always just step in some shit....takes right care of that smelly foot odor problem.






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9/15/2005 at 23:50

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9/15/2005 at 23:55

I am truly suprised you wear shoes. I thought it was a piece of cloth tied around your foot all these years. Silly me.






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9/16/2005 at 04:25

Thanks for the useful comments, As previously stated, we're here to have fun, and seeing as all of you have the same problem, it's a real subject that is valid, 'coz I don't want to trash a 100 dollar pair of sneakers but occasionally I like to meet a girl take her home, and not have her run when I kick my shoes off. Thanks all the same I laughed at the abuse and followed the sane advice






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