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Looking at China crashed my PC.         837 reads

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9/15/2005 at 00:24
A conspiracy? I installed Google Earth and was looking at China, when my PC crashed and rebooted.
 
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It's insane, this guy's taint


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9/15/2005 at 00:33

But I'm looking at China on Google Earth right now, and I don't
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9/15/2005 at 03:39

I was expecting this thread to have a huge steroid-affected pro-wrestling clitoris in it. I am disappointed.
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I'm assuming the position!


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9/15/2005 at 09:18

Its OK to look at China, and quietly walk away. Its when you look, and go "Holy Mother of Pearl Rice, look at all those Reds!" and they LOOK BACK!

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9/15/2005 at 16:18

I looked at China once, then a slimy eel dropped out of her anus, and I lost interest in looking.
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9/17/2005 at 04:17

[quote]Johnny_Assface: I was expecting this thread to have a huge steroid-affected pro-wrestling clitoris in it. I am disappointed.
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That'll be your dick, then?

I guess your girlfriends are disappointed too.






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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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9/17/2005 at 04:44

mex:
Johnny_Assface: I was expecting this thread to have a huge steroid-affected pro-wrestling clitoris in it. I am disappointed.


That'll be your dick, then?

I guess your girlfriends are disappointed too.


WHY DO YOU QUOTE EVERYTIME YOU POST!?
Just was wondering. Suprise me with the answer and win a prize.






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9/17/2005 at 08:56

shitbox:
mex:
Johnny_Assface: I was expecting this thread to have a huge steroid-affected pro-wrestling clitoris in it. I am disappointed.


That'll be your dick, then?

I guess your girlfriends are disappointed too.


WHY DO YOU QUOTE EVERYTIME YOU POST!?
Just was wondering. Suprise me with the answer and win a prize.



A) to show the inability to properly use the Quote Box, Quotes, or and HTML trick whatsoever.

B) Beacause of a complete lack of originality...reaction to other comments are the best lower life forms can achieve.






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9/17/2005 at 14:52

BeachGoat:
B) Beacause of a complete lack of originality...reaction to other comments are the best lower life forms can achieve.


I agree.






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liberal exit


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9/17/2005 at 21:11

Sachsenpaule:
BeachGoat:
B) Beacause of a complete lack of originality...reaction to other comments are the best lower life forms can achieve.


I agree.


seconded






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9/17/2005 at 21:44

ghostrider:
Sachsenpaule:
BeachGoat:
B) Beacause of a complete lack of originality...reaction to other comments are the best lower life forms can achieve.


I agree.


seconded


Thirded and possibly fourthed.






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9/17/2005 at 21:46

all the best food comes from china
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9/17/2005 at 21:56

DePortal:
ghostrider:
Sachsenpaule:
BeachGoat:
B) Beacause of a complete lack of originality...reaction to other comments are the best lower life forms can achieve.


I agree.


seconded


Thirded and possibly fourthed.


Fifth'ed






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9/18/2005 at 07:54

[quote]shitbox: [quote]mex: [quote]Johnny_Assface: I was expecting this thread to have a huge steroid-affected pro-wrestling clitoris in it. I am disappointed.
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That'll be your dick, then?

I guess your girlfriends are disappointed too. [/quote]

WHY DO YOU QUOTE EVERYTIME YOU POST!?
Just was wondering. Suprise me with the answer and win a prize. [/quote]

Does this suprise you? I know fuck all about computers, and can't respond without using the quote button, 'coz I'm thick as shit! Also it's good for people to read their own comments so that a thread that hasn't been commented on for a while reminds the author that they, like the people they criticize, are doing the exact same thing. So where does that put you. I can't wait for my prize. Did, or did you not, quote me in every response you made to my comments? Look in the fucking mirror, sunshine!






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9/18/2005 at 08:00

i'm waiting!

C'mon!

Fucking prize, now!






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9/18/2005 at 08:25

FRANS! WHERE ARE YOU?
YOU ARE MY ASLAN.






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9/18/2005 at 09:44

Hay Mex, you win a one way ticket

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9/19/2005 at 04:59

dagwood: Hay Mex, you win a one way ticket

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Don't be late


Cheers!






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9/19/2005 at 05:17






Here's
the prize mex!!! Enjoy.







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