slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 18:23 |
vasudeva
From: BBP
Re: deal with these people please (Sent: 2005-09-16 13:18)
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On 2005-09-16 13:13, slippedhole wrote:
Please deal harshly with the following people for disobeying us:
Lefen
Dumbskull
I will continue compling a list of people who try to thwart our wishes for the goodness of Linkswarm. You can rest easy that slippedhole is here to watch over LS while you are gone. Have fun and take care.
vasudeva response:
I am having a great time at BBP. Thank you sincerely for keeping tabs on our website while I am gone. I will spend the rest of my time here thinking of ways to punish all who disobey slippedhole. You are my favorite member and I find myself wishing I was you contantly. This site would be nothing without your presence and I thank God everyday that you are here. Don't let the rest of the idiot members of LS get you down, bro. Feel free to PM me again if there is anymore trouble..bye bye.
end vasudeva response.
LOL. See? Seriously, DON'T MESS WITH ME.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 241 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 18:42 |
Ladies and gentlemen,
We are experiencing a power vacuum.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 18:49 |
All hail our new king.
I pledge allegiance to you Slipped Hole.
And then it started like a guilty thing.
Upon a fearful summons.
To be or not to be-that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And, by opposing, end them.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 19:05 |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 19:19 |
slippedhole == buttmunch |
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint   SSHOLEPosts: 821 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 19:53 |
Slippedhole = the only reason to read this shitbucket thread |
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 21:05 |
vasudeva
From: BBP
Re: deal with these people please (Sent: 2005-09-16 13:18)
Quote:
On 2005-09-16 13:13, slippedhole wrote:
Please deal harshly with the following people for disobeying us:
Lefen
Dumbskull
I will continue compling a list of people who try to thwart our wishes for the goodness of Linkswarm. You can rest easy that slippedhole is here to watch over LS while you are gone. Have fun and take care.
vasudeva response:
I am having a great time at BBP. Thank you sincerely for keeping tabs on our website while I am gone. I will spend the rest of my time here thinking of ways to punish all who disobey slippedhole. You are my favorite member and I find myself wishing I was you contantly. This site would be nothing without your presence and I thank God everyday that you are here. Don't let the rest of the idiot members of LS get you down, bro. Feel free to PM me again if there is anymore trouble..bye bye.
end vasudeva response.
slippedhole reply:
Cool beans. Here is an updated list of offenders:
Sahlgoode
Uart
It seems we have some God haters in our midst and they should be dealt with accordingly. I trust you to meditate and discern a fate worse than internet death for them. I can't wait until you get back.
vasudeva reply:
Great job, slippedhole. I believe in fate. I also believe everything happens for a reason. God has put you and I together to praise his undying love. We are rightous in our pursuit of a perfect website where God-fearing people can come together and get the shit scared out of them by God. The internet will meekly succum to the all-encompassing judgement of Linkswarm.com. I owe you everything. We will deal with the unfortunate souls who have betrayed us with jarring clarity and swift justice. I can't wait to get back and eagerly await your approval on all things Linkswarm.
[Edited on 16/9/2005 by slippedhole]
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1537 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 21:15 |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 22:11 |
slippedhole: 3. You will meet me for lunch and adress me as God in public and private while wearing nothing but fake vampire teeth and a grass skirt.
beer out the nose again
thanks bro.
[Edited on 16/9/2005 by ghostrider]
[Edited on 16/9/2005 by ghostrider]
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 466 Registered: 12/1/2003 Online
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9/16/2005 at 22:47  |
fuck a slippedho...
hey if you take a dry hole and add water, what do you have?
rainfall you know what this place is about!
if your on some kind of mission from god to change the swarm. you better put on your boots cause we aint got no love for wussies.
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 677 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 22:56 |
This thread is truly blessed.
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Rainfall
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 9/9/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 23:09 |
slippedhole : no comment.. your cute  |
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 389 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 23:23 |
slippedhole: YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY.
DISOBEY ME AT YOUR OWN RISK, IDIOTS.
What are you going to do, you fagcunt cloacaroach?
Pipe down and go back to your hole.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 00:16 |
You are treading a dangerous slope Rain, Slippy is deep like a family sized vat of mayonnaise from Cosco.
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 00:29 |
my god, it's full of stars
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 00:50 |
vladtweano: my god, it's full of stars
Dave...will i dream ?
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 01:15 |
jeebus. this is the newb posting pit, right?
no? roasting? ok!
either way, it's a marvel to behold. back to work, scamps!
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 02:00 |
slippedhole : no comment.. your cute
cute.
I have received NO private communications HENCE I have received NO verification that you have commenced work on completing the comandments I/God have set before you. This leads me the assumption that you are somewhat shy and retarded. Sadly, this is the case with most women in the presence of such raw spirituality. I wish you could suss up the same vigor you showed "retaliating" against Krazyeyes when she questioned your Canadian womanhood. PLEASE RETALIATE ME. PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING INSPIRED AND MINDBLOWING. I WELCOME YOUR RETALIIATION. THIS IS YOUR BIG MOMENT TO SHINE IN THE GLORY OF GOD'S RESURRRECTING POTENTIAL!
What a glorious journey we are taking together, friends! A journey of self-discovery, new horizons, truth, and deep meaning. Thank you all for comming along this far and may God bless you and guide you through whatever follows.
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Rainfall
Tender vittles Posts: 11 Registered: 9/9/2005 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 02:13  |
Say something worth commenting on 
give me a formal introduction. |
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 02:21 |
Welcome Rain
What is a tentacle like you doin in a place like this?
Enjoy your stay
If you want to talk about something, say it
If not, listen
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 03:03 |
haha. wow.
[Edited on 17/9/2005 by tantrum]
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 03:43 |
tantrum: haha. wow
you have no right to comment here
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 11:09 |
Slippy....
Drink Me
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truenative
I'm what makes bread wonder.  SSHOLEPosts: 327 Registered: 1/6/2005 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 15:00 |
Does your supply of goat media ever end?!?......gewd one
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 16:43 |
Rainfall
Re: God Goggles (Sent: 2005-09-16 21:03)
When can we start conquering?:lol:
Quote:
On 2005-09-16 17:52, slippedhole wrote:
I await your response in the forums. I see you through God goggles, meaning, I see everything good about you. I love the way you are. I created you, it's almost like I own you, but not really. Maybe you will keep hanging out at LS and come to make meaningful contributions like me. Maybe we can take our relationship to another more spiritual level...we can be the example for the world. DO YOU HAVE THE STOMACH TO TAKE WHAT SLIPPEDHOLE DISHES OUT FOR DINNER?
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ATTENTION Rainfall:
I AM SORRY. I obviously care too much. I give and give and give..and this is what I get in return. In case you aren't familiar with God's Christian morality, let me spell it out for you :
WHEN SOMEONE OPENS HIS HEART AND INVITES YOU INTO HIS SECRET WORLD OF GOD'S DEADLY FANTASY ROLEPLAY, YOU DARN WELL NEED TO RISE TO THE OCCASION AND GET WET BETWEEN YOUR LEGS FOR THE LORD! THE WAY CHRISTIANITY WORKS IS THAT WHEN A PERSON GIVES OF HIMSELF, HE EXPECTS AND DESERVES JUST AS MUCH, IF NOT MORE, OF WHAT HE GAVE IN RETURN. I WILL NOT LET YOU BE BORING. I WILL NOT LET LINKSWARM BE BORING...I CARE TOO MUCH. I WILL OPEN UP THE SKY TO LET THE BLOOD OF CHRIST REIGN DOWN ON THE WORLD UNTIL IT DROWNS IN DOG FECES BEFORE I LET MYSELF LOSE THE BATTLE I AM WAGING FOR JESUS/ME.
REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU.
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 17:02 |
vasudeva
From: BBP
Re: HEART FELT (Sent: 2005-09-17 11:56)
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On 2005-09-17 11:48, slippedhole wrote:
I just want to share with you a message I sent to Rainfall through the forums. I think it is authoritative yet deeply compassionate :
ATTENTION Rainfall:
I AM SORRY. I obviously care too much. I give and give and give..and this is what I get in return. In case you aren't familiar with God's Christian morality, let me spell it out for you :
WHEN SOMEONE OPENS HIS HEART AND INVITES YOU INTO HIS SECRET WORLD OF GOD'S DEADLY FANTASY ROLEPLAY, YOU DARN WELL NEED TO RISE TO THE OCCASION AND GET WET BETWEEN YOUR LEGS FOR THE LORD! THE WAY CHRISTIANITY WORKS IS THAT WHEN A PERSON GIVES OF HIMSELF, HE EXPECTS AND DESERVES JUST AS MUCH, IF NOT MORE, OF WHAT HE GAVE IN RETURN. I WILL NOT LET YOU BE BORING. I WILL NOT LET LINKSWARM BE BORING...I CARE TOO MUCH. I WILL OPEN UP THE SKY TO LET THE BLOOD OF CHRIST REIGN DOWN ON THE WORLD UNTIL IT DROWNS IN DOG FECES BEFORE I LET MYSELF LOSE THE BATTLE I AM WAGING FOR JESUS/ME.
REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU.
vasudeva response:
That is one of the single most amazing ...most beautiful words I have ever read. (A 5 minute break to compose myself before I resume writing this>) I think the talent and compassion you show to LS is unparalleled. Love is something I often find myself trying to quantify and capture in words but I marvel at how easily you take the deep emotion in your heart and put it out there in the world. You quite simply rock my world. Keep it up, bro. Thank you so much for everything.
end vasudeva respose.
Are you all witnessing how to adult men can support, deal, and love life together. Let this be a lesson to all of you people who are afraid to be "real". There is something to be said for love between men.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 903 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 17:19 |
slippedhole:
... AND INVITES YOU INTO HIS SECRET WORLD OF GOD'S DEADLY FANTASY ROLEPLAY...
Ok, I'm no Slippy fan, but that was funny
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 17:45 |
Ok, I'm no Slippy fan, but that was funny
PURE EVIL PAINKILLER LIKE ME GETS ALONG JUST FINE WITHOUT FANS. I ENJOY HATE. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED BY THE DISLIKE YOU HAVE FOR ME? DON'T YOU LIKE HATING THE PLACES I TAKE YOU? DON'T YOU LOOOVE MY JUDGEMENTAL WAY OF BEING RIGHT?
Whether you know it or not, you are a fan of not liking my contributions.
Thus, making you a slippedhole fan.
[Edited on 17/9/2005 by slippedhole]
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1926 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 17:52 |
I fall on and off the Slippy Fan Wagon; right now I am ON since he is now ministering to the doomed souls of internet whores from his keyboard pulpit.
Here he comes
Here comes slippedhole
He's a demon on wheels
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone
He's gainin' on you
So you better look alive
He's busy revvin' up the powerful G-5
And when the odds are against him
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your life slippedhole will see it through
Go slippedhole
Go slippedhole Go slippedhole, GO!
He's off and flyin'
As he guns his sperm through the internet
He's jammin' down the mouse
Like he's never comin' back
Adventure's waitin' just ahead
Go slippedhole
Go slippedhole
Go slippedhole GO!
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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9/17/2005 at 18:00 |
This is funny!!!
vasudeva response:
That is one of the single most amazing ...most beautiful words I have ever read. (A 5 minute break to compose myself before I resume writing this>) I think the talent and compassion you show to LS is unparalleled. Love is something I often find myself trying to quantify and capture in words but I marvel at how easily you take the deep emotion in your heart and put it out there in the world. You quite simply rock my world. Keep it up, bro. Thank you so much for everything.
end vasudeva respose.
Are you all witnessing how to adult men can support, deal, and love life together. Let this be a lesson to all of you people who are afraid to be "real". There is something to be said for love between men.
Slippy; You should have starred in Linkwsarm the movie.
You've got that "voices in your head" thing going really good.
Way better than I ever could.
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