jwalker
Token Discordian   SSHOLEPosts: 957 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 04:58 |
Wait a minute - you're living with a dude and you're asking whether you should do this other dude?
I think I like you ;-)
[Edited on 14/9/2005 by dreymers]
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 05:00 |
dreymers: Wait a minute - you're living with a dude and you're asking whether you should do this other dude?
I'm liking you more and more ;-)
concur'd
unfaithful sluts are hawt.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 804 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 05:00 |
Looks do not matter when cash is in hand schweetheart.
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 399 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 06:11 |
Ghost- exactly....enjoi it, as it will be short and action packed.
Is that the best you've got to offer the girl? We love you long and hard here. I think they call it tough love.
Welcome, hang out browse, post some worthwhile shit you find. Ignore Uart, he doesn't even mean well.
[Edited on 14/9/2005 by dagwood]
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 06:19 |
Rainfall: Wotak: Why are your messages blank?
He has been Textwar'd. It is temporary, usually lasts a week.
Clavis Apocalypticae: When was the last time u got a full detail introduction? I'd like to learn a little about yourself.. what do u want to share with me?
His hillbilly penis.
truenative: I actually like the way this place looks. And I live with a boy, so dirty socks and empty plates from days ago is nothing new! 
Acidburn: If he was good looking enough YES!, it's not like it's anything new 
Swarmers aren't usually very good looking. Azron looks like this guy, although hellkat seems to want to jump his bones anyway. Ehm, but since they are old-news anyway, how about a round of freebies?
As for posting up pictures of boobs or anything sexual... boring stuff about not giving us teh tittays
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Rainfall
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 9/9/2005 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 06:57 |
if u guys can show me you are worth more than boobs and can pass the boobs part then i wouldn't have a problem.. but until then....... |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 958 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 07:30 |
Were worth it hun, trust us.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 903 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 11:04 |
I wish I'd had a bet with someone about how this thread was gonna turn out, right after I'd read the first post :/
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 11:38 |
Lefen: I wish I'd had a bet with someone about how this thread was gonna turn out, right after I'd read the first post :/
Goddamnit.
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pumpkinass_69_69_69
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 86 Registered: 8/16/2003 Offline
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9/14/2005 at 18:18 |
I've shown you my pumpkinass now show me yours
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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9/15/2005 at 02:09 |
Hi Rain. Welcome Home.
No. I don't look like that.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/15/2005 at 02:34 |
azron123: Welcome Home.
that has a Rainbow Gathering aire about it.
did you ever ?
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HellKat
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 177 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline
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9/15/2005 at 02:35 |
Hi Rain,
It's still NOT TOO LATE to join us at BBP5.2! Check out the thread!
Welcome!
HK
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/15/2005 at 02:53 |
ghostrider: azron123: Welcome Home.
that has a Rainbow Gathering aire about it.
did you ever ?
Believe it or not, I did. The first night was cool. The next day was neat.
By afternoon that day I was begging to go home.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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9/15/2005 at 16:39 |
pumpkinass_69_69_69: I've shown you my pumpkinass now show me yours
For the good of mankind:
...please?
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 241 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 02:03 |
Bludyfukinell... Guess that one did the trick.
Hi Rain.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 466 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 04:16 |
she gone yet?
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Rainfall
Tender vittles Posts: 11 Registered: 9/9/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 06:27  |
I really feel welcome here Thank guys! but i don't know if i will stay...... I hate bitchy people.. don't you?
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I will post my comment here because some people think it belongs here.
a response to KrazEEyes remark on my mushroom experience.
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" keep hoping that you'll start representing Canadian females a little bit better, but so far you seem to keep going downhill. I don't have any mushroom consumption stories for you but I do have a little advice: You may want to post this kind of shit under "Forums" or better yet just keep it to yourself. I'm not usually such a bitch, but damn girl! For the sake of the reputation of all Canadian women please start talking about something a little more intelligent than how much of a stoned, drunken slut you were today"
How do you think you better represent a Canadian female than I do? What have you done with your life that is so great that you think your better than I am? that is my problem with you , you think u are so much better than me, calling me a slut makes you feel better eh?. As for your advice, I believe this is My journal, and can do and say whatever i want, it is your choice to read. Why would it belong on a forum? I would have expected this kind of remark IF i did post it on a forum, but i didn't. And if i am not following the rules correctly on how to write in a journal, than educate me on what i should write in MY journal. Have your mother ever taught you " only say something when you have something nice to say" If u were a true rep of a ideal Canadian female, then maybe you would have either kept your dirty mouth shut and remember something we have here called free speach, and remember Canadians are a lot more open minded than you are. So the next time you want to bash someone who u don't even know and start calling them a slut, perhaps you should talk to them first.
And my advice to you is, you should remove what ever is suck up your ass, and enjoy life a little more than worrying about what some girl has to share about her life.
Good night and have a great life
-Rain
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I don't think i have a reason to come here anymore since some stupid bitch think i should go learn my values of being a ideal canadian female...
What is an Ideal canaidan female anyways?
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 958 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 07:00 |
Rainfall: I really feel welcome here Thank guys! but i don't know if i will stay...... I hate bitchy people.. don't you?
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I will post my comment here because some people think it belongs here.
a response to KrazEEyes remark on my mushroom experience.
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" keep hoping that you'll start representing Canadian females a little bit better, but so far you seem to keep going downhill. I don't have any mushroom consumption stories for you but I do have a little advice: You may want to post this kind of shit under "Forums" or better yet just keep it to yourself. I'm not usually such a bitch, but damn girl! For the sake of the reputation of all Canadian women please start talking about something a little more intelligent than how much of a stoned, drunken slut you were today"
How do you think you better represent a Canadian female than I do? What have you done with your life that is so great that you think your better than I am? that is my problem with you , you think u are so much better than me, calling me a slut makes you feel better eh?. As for your advice, I believe this is My journal, and can do and say whatever i want, it is your choice to read. Why would it belong on a forum? I would have expected this kind of remark IF i did post it on a forum, but i didn't. And if i am not following the rules correctly on how to write in a journal, than educate me on what i should write in MY journal. Have your mother ever taught you " only say something when you have something nice to say" If u were a true rep of a ideal Canadian female, then maybe you would have either kept your dirty mouth shut and remember something we have here called free speach, and remember Canadians are a lot more open minded than you are. So the next time you want to bash someone who u don't even know and start calling them a slut, perhaps you should talk to them first.
And my advice to you is, you should remove what ever is suck up your ass, and enjoy life a little more than worrying about what some girl has to share about her life.
Good night and have a great life
-Rain
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I don't think i have a reason to come here anymore since some stupid bitch think i should go learn my values of being a ideal canadian female...
What is an Ideal canaidan female anyways?
-Rain
The Ideal canadia woman shows her tittays.
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 08:20 |
Welcome or not....But if you leave its your own choice. There will be times that you are attacked for no reason by the under secure. Get over it or don't. I would like to see another human being with a good mind and positive energy on the swarm. Vagina is optional. MOST of us can be intelligent & discuss events and feelings without getting judgemental and shitty.
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Rainfall
Tender vittles Posts: 11 Registered: 9/9/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 08:57 |
Uart & Shitbox, i love your persistency.. it will pay off one day
BeachGoat: I totally agree! This is for sure not the first time i've been attacked, but when i do, i will defend!, who wouldn't?
Everyone is intelligent in their own way and i really admire the people who do speak and share info with complete strangers. Its fun and educating . Having an open mind is much more attractive than closed minded --stubborn headed people... Why would people not be open to learn more? I mean isn't that what makes you a better person?
soo go ahead and share away, if i can't make my own mistakes mine as well learn from others.
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 16:24 |
Hey baby, don't worry. Everyone is right and everyone is wrong and there is no right or wrong. God judges us on a whim and we are pawns in a secret war against evil. The joking veil of control that we fool ourselves into believing in mocks us at every turn. THESE ARE THE BIG ISSUES. You shouldn't waste your time thinking about what earthly people think about you. My opinion means nothing as well...until I relay THAT OPINION to god through prayer. You see, I have gobs of dominion over God's perception of the world. He uses my eyes as a conduit to see into your heart. The fate of your soul is detemined by my indelible judgement. So you shouldn't waste your time flirting and teasing any of the other meaningless souls here..you should be directing all of your retarded slutty intentions to ME/GOD. These following commandments came to me in a fevored dream last night with the pious voice of God booming in my ears, "RELAY THESE COMMANDMENTS TO RAINFALL, SHE WILL SOON KNEEL BEFORE YOU IN CONTEMPLATION AND HUMILITY OR SUFFER IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!" So here you go:
1. You will send me and ONLY me picture of your unclothed body for examination and holy study.
2. You will PM me a confession of all your sexual sins and fantasies.
3. You will meet me for lunch and adress me as God in public and private while wearing nothing but fake vampire teeth and a grass skirt.
4. You will receive an annointing of my starburst flavored saliva. You will mix and drink half of it in a margarita type concoction..the other half you insert into your vagina recalling the myth of morality transference through faux oral sex.
5. You will repeatedly report in great detail your born again slippedhole experiences to the Linkswarm public thus creating new recruits for God/Me.
Ignore this and you will suffer until you decide not to ignore this. I now have full command of your soul, your heart, your body, and your vagina. You will soon come to bow at the feet of your master's grace. My hand is reaching out to you, baby.
[Edited on 16/9/2005 by slippedhole]
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 16:39  |
How come it is that Slipped Hole only comes out to play when Vasudeva's gone? Are you scared of him dude? Or do you want to take over linkswarm again while he's getting drunk?
Rain - Notice how I don't care when certain childish posters take a jab at Hilary Duff now and then even though they don't know what a sweet and sharing person she really is and can't comprehend her hawtness and that some day I will sex0r her because they're all bitter and twisted and think that saying stuff on the internet is not helping their cause. They just need to get over there hate and focus on something else. And leave Hilary to me!!!
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 780 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 16:55 |
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 16:59 |
How come it is that Slipped Hole only comes out to play when Vasudeva's gone? Are you scared of him dude? Or do you want to take over linkswarm again while he's getting drunk?
The only thing I'm afraid of is the possibility of contracting AIDS through my eyes from the risky act of reading your gay-meandering posts.
We all have our secret hopes, we all have our secret fears, we are nothing if not irrelevant. No, we are worse than irrelevant, we are fake. So don't go spreading false rumors or accusations that apply to those of us who must protect our existence in God's favored status. You will only bring yourself misery.
Rain: Do NOT ignore me. I hope you are now acting on the commandments I have placed before you. I will NOT wait forever for a response.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 17:04 |
Rainfall: Uart & Shitbox, i love your persistency.. it will pay off one day
Ehem, I really wasn't that persistent... anyway, it damn well better pay off. Shellspeare gave us a nudie pic, are you trying to say that you're better than Shellspeare?!?! |
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 17:32 |
Alright! I am hereby exacting the authority vested in me by the "higher-ups" at Linswarm to forbid any member besides Rainfall to reply to this forum thread ANYMORE! You are mucking up what needs to be a crystal clear message to Rainfall from Me/God. If you choose to ignore this warning, I will report your misconduct in an expedient fashion upon their return from camping. YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY.
DISOBEY ME AT YOUR OWN RISK, IDIOTS.
[Edited on 16/9/2005 by slippedhole]
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 17:38 |
That what I thought, nerds! Just keep shutting the heck up like you are doing! THAT FREAKING COCKSLUT CAN FEEL MY GRIP ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD GROWING TIGHTER AND MORE PERSITANT AS I WRITE THIS! THE JOY AND POWER OF GOD AND LINKSWARM IS COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS! RAINFALL! RESPOND WITH THE PROPER RESPECT FOR A GOD OF THE INTERNET! WITNESS YOUR DESTINY IN ME/GOD!
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 903 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 17:52 |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1926 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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9/16/2005 at 18:07 |
slippedhole: RAINFALL! RESPOND WITH THE PROPER RESPECT FOR A GOD OF THE INTERNET! WITNESS YOUR DESTINY IN ME/GOD!
Sliding in and out of mental and virtual reality; mixing and mingling the various personalities and voices in his head we watch with deep trepidation as Slippy does his bestest impression of a megalomaniac trying to convert the Internet masses over to his personal religion of cock sucking and ass slapping.
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