ghostrider
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9/11/2005 at 01:19 |
LinkSwarm has cleverly skirted the issue of bluegills over the years, and now i'd like to see some policy set.
My Issues With Bluegills: the bite hooks far too big for their mouth, and the hook pops out the eye socket (LOL)
they sometimes get hooked in the face for no apparant reason.
they get you with their dorsal spines when yer trying to release them. don't they know needle-nose pliers are their friend ?
Good Things About Bluegills: you can catch a buhzillion of them and you won't affect overall population.
they are mighty tasty
they play guitar like no other fish
they have a happy aura.
please post any and all bluegill related thoughts.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 815 Registered: 5/27/2005 Online
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9/11/2005 at 01:28 |
Ghostie, every bluegill you catch offers up two eyeballs as bait for two moar bluegills.
It's the most awesomest pyramid scheme EVAR!
Just pull the hook outta their moufs and stick it in their eyes. Then jerk out the eyeball, toss the fish in a bucket and cast for the next one...
Nirvana.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1667 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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9/11/2005 at 01:29 |
Bluegills raped my sister, I will not rest until vengence is mine.
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azron123
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9/11/2005 at 03:29 |
More than likely they've suffered enough already.
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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9/11/2005 at 07:58 |
Bluegills; Don't even need a bait...just a bent pin hook and a bamboo pole...
I grew up swimmin with bluegills, they would nibble yer toes and fingers. You could throw crumbs in the water & they would swarm. Like a bitch sunfish, they were numerous, easy, and bony.
Pan fried with corn meal, scraped/raped/fried hard, they are a tasty bit of picky meat. Eat them outdoors so you can spit the bones to cats & ants. Not worth the trouble, they are a fish for trouble free days. The only way they are worth the effort is if the effort was worth it. Did you have a good time catching them?
Once a couple with horrible mutant screaming kids came up to our Yosemite cabin and caught a huge Blue gill. Unable to cook, they threw most of the raw carcass on the hill above, drawing raccoons and a night of chaos. After they finished the fish, the coons got into the rest of the food, the cars, and anything else they could. Kids woke up, wanted to pet them. Coons don't want to give up their dead fish/ hot dogs/ jar of peanut butter.
Screaming kids, no lights, chirping raccoons, running, stumbling, door broke down, skinned knees, face full of dirt, spilled beer...SPILLED BEER! Fuck that! Throwing anything that we could at the coons (forks, playing cards, shoes, plastic cups, t-shirts) into the mountain dark.
In the morning, it looked like the cabin had exploded, shit thrown everywhere, dusty prints on everything, food open and scattered, goo & ants everywhere!
yeah, Bluegill....good times.
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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9/12/2005 at 12:48 |
my friend mike and i were catching bluegills at our local lake on saturday, because the trout were sulking. we were using fly rods, and there was a gusty breeze. a saucer-sized bluegill is fun on a fly rod. we caught fish steadily for 20 minutes or so, and attracted the attention of the village idiot, who dawdled up behind us jangling the big ball of keys on his belt while our fly lines flew around his head. we were chatting in our usual abbreviated fishing fashion ("strike there"..."nice fish"..."dammit"..."ah fuk"..."you dumb hippie") and this retard insisted on trying to participate by barking "WHAT!" and "WHERE!" and "HUH!" while ambling closer and closer until he stood between us, with pointy things whizzing by his hat. i was waiting for the signal that mike had lost patience ("CAN YOU SWIM, MOTHERFUKER?!") when the wind grabbed my fly and dangled it in the tard's face, about 4 inches from his stupid nose. he didn't even notice. i quit for the day. fukn bluegills.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 884 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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9/12/2005 at 16:58 |
I used to catch bluegills with balls of bread. Once I hooked them, I would take them off the hook and put it between the chain and sprocket of my BMX bike and turn the pedals, mangling the fish. I had issues.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/12/2005 at 17:03 |
dent: I used to catch bluegills with balls of bread. Once I hooked them, I would take them off the hook and put it between the chain and sprocket of my BMX bike and turn the pedals, mangling the fish. I had issues.
That sounds like a metatron trick.
I miss that niger.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Online
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9/13/2005 at 17:57 |
It is a little known fact that you can catch 322 bluegills with only half a stick of dynamite.
It is also a little known fact that dynamite sweats nitroglycerine.
BTW, what happened to metatron? Make him come back. |
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pumpkinass_69_69_69
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 86 Registered: 8/16/2003 Offline
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9/13/2005 at 19:46 |
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE HIS ASS!
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ghostrider
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9/13/2005 at 19:56 |
Wotak: Ghostie, every bluegill you catch offers up two eyeballs as bait for two moar bluegills.
It's the most awesomest pyramid scheme EVAR!
Just pull the hook outta their moufs and stick it in their eyes. Then jerk out the eyeball, toss the fish in a bucket and cast for the next one...
Nirvana.
true, and true
[Edited on 13/9/2005 by ghostrider]
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