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9/8/2005 at 04:02
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



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Now, on to the original post...
ShitBox's journal "Fucked" left me wondering something.

Is there such a thing as retard porn? Is it funny? Does anyone have any that they want to share?

I'm getting a bit bored with naked fat chix and think we need some tard porn to liven things up.






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9/8/2005 at 04:10

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9/8/2005 at 04:24

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9/8/2005 at 05:19

Nah. Good stuff but I meant real retard porn.






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9/8/2005 at 05:43

I thought all porn did feature tards.






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9/8/2005 at 05:50

Dumbskull: I thought all porn did feature tards.

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9/8/2005 at 19:41

Down's Syndrome Gal Sucks Balls

I suspect all tard porn you'll see is like this, in that it starts off being funny then ends up kinda tragic :/






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9/8/2005 at 20:11

Lefen: I suspect all tard porn you'll see is like sex w/ Naomi, in that it starts off being funny then ends up kinda tragic :/


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9/8/2005 at 20:44

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11/2/2005 at 20:39

dude why would anyone wanna fuck a retard? for cryin out loud! what normal person could derive any sexual pleasure from someone with a mind capacity of a two year old? might as well screw some toddlers....






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11/2/2005 at 20:56

sunny77: might as well screw some toddlers....

Certainly, if you insist.






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11/3/2005 at 02:19

vasudeva:
sunny77: might as well screw some toddlers....

Certainly, if you insist.



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11/3/2005 at 21:17

I think tis actually illegal to have sex with a retartd. My friend (M@ the fag) has a retard brother. He said that his brother can have sex with other retards but they can't have sex with "normal" people. Something about the tards being unable to make this decision in the same way a non tard would. So if the tards want to fuck eachother then its ok cause they are on the same mental level. Otherwise its RAPE and alot of jailtime and some assrape of your pwn.

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11/3/2005 at 21:35

sofickingwat: I like to fuk retards


What if the tard hires a prostitute... Can the ho really be raping the tard if she was hired to?
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11/3/2005 at 21:37

Uart:
sofickingwat: I like to fuk retards


What if the tard hires a prostitute... Can the ho really be raping the tard if she was hired to?


Hey I don't make the laws...






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11/5/2005 at 09:46

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11/5/2005 at 10:12

I saw some program ages ago that was saying it's difficult to get a rape conviction if the victim is a tard, because their version of events is always suspect (cos they're tarded, foolz).






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