LinkSwarm Forums Index > Serious Shit > Katrina's Fear & Loathing Clearinghouse LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < Cigars         <<      1      2      3    4  Medical Cannabis > New Topic  Post Reply Katrina's Fear & Loathing Clearinghouse         5019 reads vladtweano DARTH MENSES Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 9/16/2005 at 15:40 i was inspired by the cheesy background lighting for the monkeyhead's speech last night, so i made this: greater federal authority the prattle of new orleans bush's holy war on nature environmentalists are to blame behind the magic [Edited on 16/9/2005 by vladtweano] ____________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1120 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 9/16/2005 at 16:06 I recall hearing Dubya saying something last night like"I failed " and "The Federal Guberment Failed" Or was I dreaming? ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL vladtweano DARTH MENSES Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 9/23/2005 at 13:39 here we go again. stuck in houston kaboom this was not in the plan fox at the henhouse tom tomorrow nawlins levees fail again bush's media levees fail (finally) good question [Edited on 23/9/2005 by vladtweano] ____________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx Direct URL LOki Refusenik SSHOLE Posts: 484 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 10/9/2005 at 19:23 "Most think the reason Hurricane Katrina became more powerful was because of the water temperatures in the Gulf, but we found one poster on some bboard who blamed it on the Chinese. And, posters on internet bboards are almost never wrong... or never right. I forget which." "Were you listening to left-wing nuts and got confused about your actual positions on issues again?" Condi asked accusingly. "Not another giant hurricane!" Bush griped, "Maybe I did make God angry. Think I should convert to Judaism?" "No," Laura Bush answered. "I just know I'm going to get blamed for this," Bush moaned, "and it even hit Texas! Why couldn't it go for Mexico where no one lives that anyone cares about?" ____________________ Direct URL vladtweano DARTH MENSES Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 12/15/2005 at 18:25 Meanwhile, back in Nawlins, those guys that managed to keep their NOC up and running through the disaster are still at it, and they're painting a decidedly non-rosy picture. ____________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 12/15/2005 at 19:56 I can not believe the NO city leaders are trying to organize a big fucking Mardi Gras bash when many areas are still without water, gas or electricity and phone service. These same assfucks are also urging the displaced Katrina peeps to return to the city to help out with Mardi Gras. Meanwhile people are living in tents and cars trying to figure out how to get their lives back in order. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL vladtweano DARTH MENSES Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 12/30/2005 at 14:49 Katrina myths ____________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx Direct URL Steel If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLE Posts: 506 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline 1/17/2006 at 13:50 NEW ORLEANS, Mayor Ray Nagin: ""God is mad at America," in part because he does not approve "of us being in Iraq under false pretenses." "He is sending hurricane after hurricane after hurricane, and it is destroying and putting stress on this country," Nagin said. He said God is "upset at black America also." "We are not taking care of ourselves. We are not taking care of our women, and we are not taking care of our children when you have a community where 70 percent of its children are being born to one parent." Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 1/17/2006 at 14:23 Oh crap. He's a Jejus junkie too? Got a link? ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL Steel If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLE Posts: 506 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline 1/17/2006 at 15:33 Yeah it was on CNN today CNN Nagin Speaks Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline 1/17/2006 at 15:34 Anyone else hear when he stated that N'awrlens is gonna be a "chocolate city"? ____________________ the rice I had yesterday came out practically verbatim Direct URL Steel If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLE Posts: 506 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline 1/17/2006 at 16:22 Direct URL jwalker Token Discordian SSHOLE Posts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline 1/17/2006 at 16:28 Steel: "We are not taking care of ourselves. We are not taking care of our women, and we are not taking care of our children when you have a community where 70 percent of its children are being born to one parent." 70% to one parent? damn...that must be one horney mutha ____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". Direct URL Acidburn I am El Chupacabra SSHOLE Posts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline 1/17/2006 at 20:23 I heard that LK. I lived there and I can say that if more of the blacks/african americans/niggers move back than New Orleans is done for. I lived in the deep south for some time and have seen how they bring down whole neighbor hoods. Not on purpose though. Racism is very strong in the south to this day and Whitey prefers to not live in chocolate milk. ____________________ No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them! You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too. (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday. Direct URL Steel If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLE Posts: 506 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline 1/18/2006 at 13:15 More from CNN today. Across the Hurricane Katrina-ravaged city, many voiced their displeasure with the mayor's Monday remarks at a Martin Luther King Jr. Day speech. One Web site even began peddling T-shirts showing Nagin with a top hat along with the caption "Willy Nagin and the Chocolate Factory." Did we do this?? I know my Photoshop was awesome. When do I get my royalty cheques? Direct URL Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 1/18/2006 at 13:19 Just suck it up and take pleasure in knowing that your work has is putting money is some fucktards pocket. ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 1/18/2006 at 14:24 I really liked what this guy had to say during the whole crisis, but now I question his commitment to Sparklemotion in a big way. Direct URL vladtweano DARTH MENSES Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 2/2/2006 at 13:53 Homeland Security Boss Chertoff finally faces some heat. Now, about his boss... ____________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx Direct URL vladtweano DARTH MENSES Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 2/10/2006 at 15:52 Brownie speaks ____________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx Direct URL acheron Cynical_Malcontent SSHOLE Posts: 559 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline 2/10/2006 at 16:21 I'm loving where all this shit is going, to pure muck-raking Watergate era fun time ____________________ I'm an INTJ. This explains why I'm alternating between silence and judging you. Direct URL ragoo We are not amused. SSHOLE Posts: 663 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline 2/24/2006 at 18:07 Looking for answers to tough questions? OK, then ask the White House! ____________________ Interjections show excitement or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong. Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 2/24/2006 at 18:59 Ragoo: Looking for answers to tough questions? OK, then ask the White House! That page is rife with bad language. Doug, from Lowry writes: In the aftermath of Katrina, the military had a slow response, had to be asked by various officials, in the future when should the military take a leading role. Generally, before Iraq, reserverist while trying their best are not trained to do the job, nor do they have access to the correct machinery. How many errors is that? Doesn't the White House use proofreaders for their website? Or do they cherry-pick the stupid ones? ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL mundhra dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLE Posts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline 3/2/2006 at 14:26 transcript shows governments underestimated katrina duh. i like this part, though: ...the August 29 transcript -- and one from the previous day -- show that National Hurricane Center Director Max Mayfield was worried Katrina might push water over the levees. "I don't think anyone can tell you with confidence right now whether the levees will be topped or not, but that's obviously a very, very great concern," Mayfield said. After the storm, Bush said, "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," and Chertoff agreed. also: In an apparent effort to deflect criticism from the Bush administration, Homeland Security officials highlighted in yellow parts of the transcript that showed any weakness by local officials. i guess now is actually the appropriate time for the blame game, no? ____________________ But the whole of modern so-called civilized existence is an attempt to deny reality insofar as it exists. When did Don last look at the stars, when did Norman last get soaked in a rainstorm? Direct URL < Cigars         <<      1      2      3    4  Medical Cannabis > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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