dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 11:06 |
VAS: Secret fact: Someone tried to level up recently and they turned out to suck so bad that I refunded their Alpha money.
Now that's a secret we should all be in on, who was it, you gossip lover?? I know you can't keep it, tell us tell us tell , oh do pray tell. It's a terrible thing when a man won't take money to put up with somebody, or a highly principled man. If you were just lookin out for us all , then TELL IT. !!! Was it Psoup?, I'm bettin it was that fuking retard.
Just to clarify my earlier post ,mostly for my own edification because NOC. I don't really hate kids, I just don't really know any. The ones I've met are ill-bred, untrained, unruly, noisy, whiny, demanding, manipulative, disrespectful to their parents and smelly. I actually get along with them fine, but I'd still rather not have to.
[Edited on 28/8/2005 by dagwood]
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea   SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 12:45 |
dagwood: VAS: Secret fact: Someone tried to level up recently and they turned out to suck so bad that I refunded their Alpha money.
Now that's a secret we should all be in on, who was it, you gossip lover?? I know you can't keep it, tell us tell us tell , oh do pray tell. It's a terrible thing when a man won't take money to put up with somebody, or a highly principled man. If you were just lookin out for us all , then TELL IT. !!! Was it Psoup?, I'm bettin it was that fuking retard.
Id like to know also...GREAT GOSSIP GOODNESS.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4464 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 14:12 |
Not telling, though you could probably figure it out by reading the wounded comments he's since taken to littering throughout the site.
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specialk
Tender vittles  Posts: 18 Registered: 5/1/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 14:22 |
. My greatest fear is of zombies, and there is no logical reason for this
. I find porn (pictures) boring and unoriginal, unless they ARE original - let's not forget the octupus incident - and then it's just too distracting. I read online erotica instead. It only works if it's gramatically sound
. I have no tolerance for people younger than me.
. Last time I got drunk I did some really dumb stuff and my friends actually held an intervention. I was never an alcoholic, but because of them I realized I was heading that way, and they got me help. I haven't gotten drunk since then because I owe it to them, but I still feel like doing it lots.
. I have an unexplainable aversion to all forms of illigal drugs. Pot included. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 14:43 |
when i'm in a public setting, i have an irrational fear that when i take a drink i'll choke on it and spray beer/water/soda everywhere.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 15:06 |
I desperately try to avoid the cracks in the sidewalk.
When working with expensive wood or solid surface countertop material, I count to five, five times before I make a cut.
I pissed in my pants the first time I got into an after school fight.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4464 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 16:04 |
ghostrider: when i'm in a public setting, i have an irrational fear that when i take a drink i'll choke on it and spray beer/water/soda everywhere.
Dude. When we were in the Blue Moon, I kept getting the distinct impression you were just about to do this. Holy shit, that's wierd. You should probably get this looked at.
middle_age_man: When working with expensive wood or solid surface countertop material, I count to five, five times before I make a cut.
This probably helps you calm yourself and concentrate. OCD or no, I bet it's good for you.
But not that chokespray Ghostie has.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 16:20 |
This summer, I got arrested for being drunk in public when I decided to walk home. It was more than an hour's walk, and I was basically blacked out. I woke up in a jail cell, and my court date is in two days. I've never been to court, I don't know what to do when I arrive there, I hardly even know where the courthouse is. The people I was drinking with that night have no idea, because I'm far too ashamed to tell anyone. |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1120 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 16:27 |
GET A LAWYER ASAP!!!!!
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KrazEEyes
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 19:24 |
LK: You stole a car!!!
Qwerty: I robbed a little old man when I was 7. He asked for ID so I showed him my Malibu Barbie tommy gun and took off with his $1.25 in pocket change. Beat that!
Seriously Though:
1) My dad has been living on the streets for the past 10 years (off & on)
2) I have obsessive personal hygiene habits - like pulling out any hair that feels wiry
3) I heart the Ellen DeGeneres Show
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 19:54 |
government_death_robot: shitbox: I love bunnies
Me, too!
Wan 2 b frendz?
Sure, i get to be the bitch though.
Moar...
I feel significantly more comfortable in ghetto parts of big cities(North Hollywood, Slauson Ave) than i do in upper class areas(Newport Beach ect). This is true for anywhere i go.
When I stopped smoking methamphetamine in 2000 I gained 50 pounds in about 40 days. The doctor told me to chill on my eating 'cause it was bad for your heart to gain weight that fast.
My weight is 174ish right now.
[Edited on 28/8/2005 by shitbox]
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 20:00 |
i had sex with two girls at once. it was the most awkward, self-conscience, unsexy experience i ever had.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 20:44 |
I too recieved oral sex fom two girls at once. Lemme just put it this way....im glad I dont drink anymore.
[Edited on 28/8/2005 by shitbox]
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 22:22 |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 701 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 22:30 |
Sal, a tip for you:
NO FUCKING FURRIES!
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1902 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 22:38 |
Sahl is Canadian; I hear they are different.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 23:29 |
Damn! Where do I start?
1. Everything I write in my journal is true. I exagerate a little and use hyperbolic verbage but all the stories are true. When I bullshit I do it in the forums.
2. I'm pussy whipped a little. I don't mind because HellKat is a wonderful lady and I'm craxy in love with her.
3. When I was in high school I got pissed at a neighbor and set off a big lump of thermite on the hood of his car. I thought it would scorch the paint but it melted through the hood and engine and melted through the oil pan. The car was totaled. They never caught me.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 23:58 |
Dumbskull: Sahl is Canadian; I hear they are different.
Yeah. We prefer beavers to rabbits.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 00:02 |
sahlgoode: Dumbskull: Sahl is Canadian; I hear they are different.
Yeah. We prefer beavers to rabbits.
i'm glad yer jes enjoying this and not posting yer sekrets.
big time.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 00:13 |
Wotak: I hate me almost every day.
But I love the life I've grown into.
as true as it gets
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 00:15 |
If I was ghey, I'd fuk all you.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1902 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 00:27 |
government_death_robot: If I was ghey, I'd fuk all you.
No need to be suck the gay cocks little GDR, let the Nanny soothe your worried brow.
WTF are YOU THINKING? Stop eating those Green M & M’s damn it!
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government_death_robot
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8/29/2005 at 00:28 |
government_death_robot: If I was ghey, I'd fuk all you.
Especially Dumbskull.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 672 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 00:35 |
I am a seventy eight year old nigger woman.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 01:45 |
Dumbskull: Sahl is Canadian; I hear they are different.
It's not that he's Canadian that's the problem, it's because he's from fucking Alberta.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 01:47 |
During my NAVY days I was a bit pissed off about being on the boat. So as every deployment would have it. I became the mystery shitter during the 1997-1998 U.S.S. Nimitz World Cruise. In a random bathroom I would shit on the floor or on the back of the toilet. On bad days I would shit in the shower. This was easy because I was on night shift so not many people awake on the carrier after midnight. Dun dun duhhhhhhh
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 01:50 |
i'm glad yer jes enjoying this and not posting yer sekrets.
big time.
Ahhh, shucks. Ya shamed me into posting super secret # 5
A girl moved in with me when I was twenty-five. Her parents really liked me, and she always had a job of some sort, so it surprised the hell out of me, that just before my 28th birthday, I found out, she had just turned 18. I honestly had no idea how much shit I could've been in. She certainly looked old enough when we met.
She never got carded in the bars, and she didn't hang out with school kids her age. She was even mature enough sexually to shave my balls. It was her idea!!!
Anyway GR I hope that makes up for losing sight of the thread for a second or two. ; )
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 701 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 01:58 |
The thought of your old saggy balls being shaved made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Did you put her in a well and make her put the lotion on her skin?
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 02:02 |
sahlgoode:
i'm glad yer jes enjoying this and not posting yer sekrets.
big time.
Ahhh, shucks. Ya shamed me into posting super secret # 5 A girl moved in with me when I was twenty-five. Her parents really liked me, and she always had a job of some sort, so it surprised the hell out of me, that just before my 28th birthday, I found out, she had just turned 18. I honestly had no idea how much shit I could've been in. She certainly looked old enough when we met. She never got carded in the bars, and she didn't hang out with school kids her age. She was even mature enough sexually to shave my balls. It was her idea!!! Anyway GR I hope that makes up for losing sight of the thread for a second or two. ; )
you don't understand, i was hoping you wouldn't 
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 04:39 |
nocal: This summer, I got arrested for being drunk in public when I decided to walk home ... and my court date is in two days.
Taking a day or two off from school then, I suppose? |
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