ghostrider
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8/27/2005 at 23:40 |
This is the place to tell compleat strangers your nasty little sekrets, anomolies, quirks, random info and meaningful(less) insights. Dig deep, oh my brothers and sisters. This could be good for kicks and laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.
i can knit and crochet flawlessly
i have a fucked up game i play with my dog called Latex Smile. you get some of those yellow latex gloves, like the kind you wear when you scrub your toilet, and you gently touch yer dogs whiskers while wearing them. words cannot describe. try it
i hate fiction, 95% of the books i read(and i read lots) are non-fiction
my grandpa died when i was 12 or 13. he visited me every night for a week afterward.
i read every word in the newspaper. it's obsessive x172. i have to do it.
i am the eggman koo koo ka choob
moar later
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HOBO
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8/27/2005 at 23:51 |
i enjoy professional bowling.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 23:54 |
^ that's no sekret
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 00:10 |
I've got a secret desire to meet a 6'6" black woman, with naturally red hair, green eye's, and one leg.
I don't party on Halloween. I spend the night at Holy Cross cemetery visiting my wife. It was her birthday.
I sleep with my bass guitar (Vivian), and have even constructed a pillow for her head.
I believe everything I read. (so should you)
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 00:23 |
That lovely bunny i always talk about...i ate it last year.
PROOF
And i replaced her with him, shih-tzu mania!
Ok, they are both still alive...
Here are some REAL secrets though...
I eat my boogers,
My girlfriend is HAWT(BeachGoat will verify)
I play spend more time on the computer playing poker and swarming then i do studying, sleeping, and working combined.
[Edited on 28/8/2005 by shitbox]
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 207 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 01:24 |
I am into Modernist literature (Eliot, Hemingway, WCW, Stevens, etc.). I was deeply affected the first time I read Kaddish by Tha Ginz (not modernist, but very, very Beat)
I have a touch of OCD. I can't leave work without going back to my office to make sure I turned my computer off and don't have any phone messages
I have spent more money on my Scottish Sheepdog, Sallie's veterinary bills than my own healthcare in the past two years (her heart was riddled with worms when I rescued her on a hike in the Ouachita Mountains).
I am an obsessive Sci-Fi nerd and collect vintage sci-fi movie posters.
I get caught having conversations with myself in which I inadvertantly use hand jestures to apparently explain shit to myself.
I'm a sekret loser.
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 357 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 01:28 |
little known facts forum
I like cats more than people and can not stand children.
All my friends got drunk or moved away and since I stopped going to meetings in favor of school I haven't got a single friend in the world, not even my live in girl"friend."
[Edited on 28/8/2005 by dagwood]
[Edited on 28/8/2005 by dagwood]
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 640 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 01:31 |
I tried telling my secrets in my journal and got assraped for it.
No thanks.
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HOBO
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8/28/2005 at 01:37 |
boo hoo fukin hoo. fag
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 640 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 01:51 |
Yeah, it was so gruesome that I vomited up your wifes bullshit pussy.
[Edited on 28/8/2005 by Wotak]
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 01:56 |
shitbox:
Secret fact: sometimes shitbox really doesn't suck. I feel wierd and shameful admitting that and want none of you to bring it up ever again.
Secret fact: I get off on gossip like a garden-variety bitch.
Secret fact: I enjoy torturing the LBP on a daily basis. I make her submit to me so that I can bite her really good in the ass or other tender region. It's like foreplay, but the main act is loving cruelty instead of lovemaking. (Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.)
Secret fact: I've never seen any good reason to like Allen Ginsberg.
Secret fag: Wotak is a chump for not taking advantage of this thread.
Secret fact: Someone tried to level up recently and they turned out to suck so bad that I refunded their Alpha money.
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KrazEEyes
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:10 |
I'm kinda selling Kahuna out by revealing this secret but we sleep with a stuffed frog, his name is "Mr. Sparkle".
(Sorry LK, your bad ass cover is blown)
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:11 |
KrazEEyes: I'm kinda selling Kahuna out by revealing this secret but we sleep with a stuffed frog, his name is "Mr. Sparkle".
(Sorry LK, your bad ass cover is blown)
NEVER FORGET !!
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 640 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:22 |
Chump you say?
Ok I'm gaim.
I robbed a store. I robbed a little old lady with a cash register that held $70.
That's not cool, it's fucked up.
Allow me to explain...
I found a sawed off shotty in my big brothers basement. It was empty. I wanted to get fucked up, I was 17, I was broke and I was fucked up from a weekend of getting way tripped on some freaky acid... so I looked at myself in the mirror with it and decided that I'd be a good robber. It was my tool.
I was a tool.
I robbed a little old lady when I was 17.
I walked into the store with the shotty under my jacket. I made my way toward the beer cooler and grabbed a case of Budweiser. I rounded the aisle and landed it on the counter...
Then it got fucked up.
She asked for ID and I showed her the shotty.
I said, "Gimme the money"
She did. All $70 of it.
I left. As I got into my brothers, wifes car I saw her looking out the window of the store and talking into the phone.
I drove back to town and on the way I threw the gun out into a ditch.
The next thing I knew a cop had a gun at my temple.
The old lady got her props when she ID's me in a lineup with a bunch of other losers.
I did my time.
But there are other stories that go along with that.
Now fuck off. I already have to live with my past.
Everyday.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:22 |
When it comes to my books and my notes for school I am an extreme geek. Notes are typed, placed in a three ring binder with tabs, everything is neat and organized. I do not have this obsession for neatness with anything else in my life.
I have never been able to balance a checkbook.
Last spring I caught myself walking across campus talking to myself… out loud. This happened more than once.
I guess I should stop now, because so far what I have written verifies I am crazy.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:29 |
Wotak: Chump you say?
Ok I'm gaim.
I robbed a store. I robbed a little old lady with a cash register that held $70.
That's not cool, it's fucked up.
Allow me to explain...
I found a sawed off shotty in my big brothers basement. It was empty. I wanted to get fucked up, I was 17, I was broke and I was fucked up from a weekend of getting way tripped on some freaky acid... so I looked at myself in the mirror with it and decided that I'd be a good robber. It was my tool.
I was a tool.
I robbed a little old lady when I was 17.
I walked into the store with the shotty under my jacket. I made my way toward the beer cooler and grabbed a case of Budweiser. I rounded the aisle and landed it on the counter...
Then it got fucked up.
She asked for ID and I showed her the shotty.
I said, "Gimme the money"
She did. All $70 of it.
I left. As I got into my brothers, wifes car I saw her looking out the window of the store and talking into the phone.
I drove back to town and on the way I threw the gun out into a ditch.
The next thing I knew a cop had a gun at my temple.
The old lady got her props when she ID's me in a lineup with a bunch of other losers.
I did my time.
But there are other stories that go along with that.
Now fuck off. I already have to live with my past.
Everyday.
nice, d00d..
I stole $300 dollars of rent money from some folks who gave me a place to stay when i needed it and fed me. i was young too. Karma has kicked my ass fer this a million times, if i ever see them again i will make shit right.
i was attacked in a parking lot once while changing a tire (back in my dyed hair, eyeliner new wave days) i defended my self with a tire iron, and now there's a dude out there with permanant brain damage.
sekrets are funz0r 
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8/28/2005 at 02:34 |
ok one dirty little secret.
I was in a shithole bar when this drunk old guy started popping shit. So we started doing shot with the guy and noticed he had a nice bankroll. well he was really hammered and eventually he passed out. after he woke again we gave him one more shot for good measure. Well, he passed out hard on the floor. the bartendar chick asked us to pick him up and during this manuever I relieved him of his bankroll, ($220)
I stuck $10 in his pocket for cab fare and went to another bar.
WOO WOO never told that story before.....
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 640 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:40 |
ghostrider: i defended my self with a tire iron, and now there's a dude out there with permanant brain damage.
I can relate.
...and whether you are caught and pay for your crime - or not; it still eats away at you for the rest of your life.
I hate me almost every day.
But I love the life I've grown into.
What can I say?
That's life. We all fuck it up in our own way. Then we live with it.
You draw your snakes your way and I'll draw 'em mine.
...and forget the fact that at 35 I still can't type fer shit.
[Edited on 28/8/2005 by Wotak]
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:45 |
let the healing begin..
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:48 |
Secret fact: I enjoyed many parts of Lilo and Stich.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 207 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:49 |
Dumbskull: When it comes to my books and my notes for school I am an extreme geek. Notes are typed, placed in a three ring binder with tabs, everything is neat and organized. I do not have this obsession for neatness with anything else in my life.
I have never been able to balance a checkbook.
Last spring I caught myself walking across campus talking to myself… out loud. This happened more than once.
I guess I should stop now, because so far what I have written verifies I am crazy.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1611 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:49 |
Wotak: Chump you say?
Ok I'm gaim.
I robbed a store. I robbed a little old lady with a cash register that held $70.
That's not cool, it's fucked up.
Allow me to explain...
I found a sawed off shotty in my big brothers basement. It was empty. I wanted to get fucked up, I was 17, I was broke and I was fucked up from a weekend of getting way tripped on some freaky acid... so I looked at myself in the mirror with it and decided that I'd be a good robber. It was my tool.
I was a tool.
I robbed a little old lady when I was 17.
I walked into the store with the shotty under my jacket. I made my way toward the beer cooler and grabbed a case of Budweiser. I rounded the aisle and landed it on the counter...
Then it got fucked up.
She asked for ID and I showed her the shotty.
I said, "Gimme the money"
She did. All $70 of it.
I left. As I got into my brothers, wifes car I saw her looking out the window of the store and talking into the phone.
I drove back to town and on the way I threw the gun out into a ditch.
The next thing I knew a cop had a gun at my temple.
The old lady got her props when she ID's me in a lineup with a bunch of other losers.
I did my time.
But there are other stories that go along with that.
Now fuck off. I already have to live with my past.
Everyday.
I picture you clenching yr little fists in a pastel-colored rage
funfact 1: I stole a car
funfact 2: Certain members of the LS community make up like 90% of my friends
funfact 3: I listen to tunes in my car and daydream I'm the frontman/bassplayer/lead guitarist
funfact 4: I believe I will win the lottery someday, I don't play more than twice a week, but I have this weird unshakable feeling that my numbers will come up.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 207 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:51 |
^ dammit
Anyway...
I have an argument with myself that I am not crazy.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 02:54 |
I met Tennessee Ernie Ford at Woodbine Racetrack (dragged by parents) when I was 4 yrs. old He bought me an Ice-cream cone. Using his Hillbilly country jargon he said: "Let ol' uncle Ernie give ya a cone."
For years afterwards I thought he was my uncle. Even when I was watching that lame-ass B&W TV show of his, I tell my friends that he was.
What you swarmers really want to know is: Who the fuk is Tennessee Ernie Ford?
Click here to find out.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 03:12 |
Are you kidding, he was a god in my house when I was growing up in TN.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 04:07 |
Dumbskull: Are you kidding, he was a god in my house when I was growing up in TN.
Wow!! Here I thought I was his last living relative.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 04:14 |
I fucked an underage chick freshman year. I was drinking, but that's prob. not an excuse. Oh well, she was a slut anyway |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 908 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 04:23 |
I enjoy looking at labrador puppies in wicker baskets with little baby-blue ribbons tied around their necks.
I eat M&Ms in the order of ROYGB, and then brown.
K NO FUN FACTX!!!
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 05:52 |
I love bunnies, have been the main accused in a sexual harrasment lawsuit, and im a softie for babies(id really like a few).
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 908 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 07:43 |
shitbox: I love bunnies
Me, too!
Wan 2 b frendz?
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