BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 21:55 |
This is the Woman that has to live through my Psychotic Epispodes, Nights of Screaming Back Pain, Picky Eating, General Sniveling, and all other Unsavory Acts that a Man & Wife slog through over 15 years.
Here is the Goat Keeper, the Light on My Horns, the Grass in My Meadow, the Udder Like No Other.
She plays the violin & piano (as well as the guitar), and has that innate sense of Gypsy in her music. The song in the Heart is the one she lives.
The perfect counterpoint in the kitchen to my slaughterhouse "the more animals that die for dinner, the better the meal" attitude, she always has the best breads or casseroles, knows how to be the hostess. Years of learning her class from the highest Washington Circles, she's always the polish on the silver. Her fine breeding extends far beyond her double-jointed hips.
Happy Birth Day to You, My wonderful Rose. You are the World's Finest. Better that Pizza!
Yer Pet Goat
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 952 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 21:57 |
Aw man.
You added all that personal touchy mushy stuff.
Now I can't photoshop her. 
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 22:07 |
I suck at Photoshop...Can somebody please put her head on that Goat so I can make a poster-sized print?
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ghostrider
liberal exit   SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 22:09 |
BeachGoat: I suck at Photoshop...Can somebody please put her head on that Goat so I can make a poster-sized print?
you're a very sick man 
habby dirfday Rose !
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1933 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 22:17 |
Rosie is much to nice for our usual photochop fuckery, and besides this is BeachGoat's wife.
Happy Birthday RoozleRose.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 22:21 |
You're one lucky Goat, and she's one lucky RoozleRose.
Rejoice, party it up, however you choose to do it. Enjoy the moment,
and savour the flavour of love.Let the laughter bounce off the walls
mingled with the sweet sound of strings.
Great to see a happy moment being shared with the swarm.
[Edited on 27/8/2005 by sahlgoode]
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 22:25 |
Dumbskull: Rosie is much to nice for our usual photochop fuckery, and besides this is BeachGoat's wife.
Happy Birthday RoozleRose.
Trust me, you'll hurt her feelings if you don't....
She's lived with my sense of humor for over a decade & a half. If that doesn't innure her to a little filth & abuse, than I'm no kind of Goat at all.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1933 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 22:27 |
Okay, gang, you have Goats ok, to have at his lovely wifey with all your techy skills.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 22:29 |
as if it was needed...
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1546 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 22:35 |
[Edited on 8/27/2005 by SexNinjaMcDeath]
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KrazEEyes
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 00:11 |
Ah finally some one answered your request! The swarm was failing you for awhile being way to nice. I am not skilled at photoshoppery either and truth is she's way to beautiful to photoshop. Way to score Beachgoat! You talk very highly of her, which I find refreshing. Happy Birthday RozzleRose!
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 00:15 |
OH SNAP! ITs her birfday...submit a link to photo chop on the main page goaste!
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 725 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 00:19 |
Happy B-Day Rose, and many more.
My condolences for being married to a BeachGoat.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Online
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8/28/2005 at 00:24 |
I'd hit it.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum Got Textwar? SSHOLEPosts: 928 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 00:47 |
Oh shit! Rosie's tearin' that shit UP!
sry BG... I hope it heals soon.
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 03:05 |
Gawd, true love is beautiful, and sickening. Happy Day Rose and many happier returns to that what makes you have such a happy face.
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RoozleRose
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 16:49  |
Aw, thank you everyone! I am truly touched by all your good wishes. The Goat made me an awesome dinner, including Crab Legs with clarified butter...mmmmmmm....I should think about having birthdays more often!
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KrazEEyes
Tender vittles Posts: 42 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 18:10 |
Yeah but the more often you have birthdays the faster you grow older! You don't look a day over 25 though (seriously). Sounds like BG spoiled you like a princess, good man you got, way to score RoozleRose!! I hope there was no goat feking among those birthday celebrations though!
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KrazEEyes
Tender vittles Posts: 42 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/28/2005 at 19:28 |
You look a little like me actually - big ears, big grin, bald and KrazE bugged out eyes!
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