imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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8/26/2005 at 20:34 |
yes! fukers!
frans now will relent more ffuking "speed keys of life" to make yr living arrangements more up to par with the fransish soda that erupts from his loins..ok?
frans has improvised a way to keep yr toilet droppings more in plain view to provide maximum view pleasures! haha! YES!
OHHH..post bowel movements...yes? ..how often frans has mourned the loss of the full-on impressive display of his shits because the said shit has slid halfway down the toilet hole!
THERE IS NOTHING MORE SATISFING THAT TO LOOK ON YOUR OWN CREATION OF FECES WITH PRIDE AND UN ABASHED GLORIFICAQTION! PEOPLES!.FRANS WAS BEING ROBBED OF THE FULL SIGHTS OF HIS MIGHTY BROWN CREATIONS..BUT NO MMORE!...OK? NO!
FUKING PROBLEM SOLVED (with his mocking laughter ringing in yr ears, frans removes his thinking cap and slaps u in the face w/ it like the fuking nazi germans do)
BEFORE said shit has commenced...PUT TOILET PAPER IN BOTTOM OF FUKIHNG BOWEL TO CATCH AND DISPLAY YR LOVELY BROWN ANUS PUKE! YES!
PEOLES..(seeriously)THE JOY THAT ELLUDED US FOR SO LONG IS SOOO EASILY GRASPED BY THE COCK SHAFT, RIPPED OFFF, AND DISPLAYED AS A WAR TROPHY FOR ALL TO WITNESS IN FEAR AND ENVY!
u see how frans is always fuking improving his positive life inventions and sharing them w/ EVERYONE.. from the golden stars of linkswarm to the faggot specialist spammers..yes?
this is for u
thank u
frans
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/26/2005 at 20:42 |
mmm NUMMY CRAISINS
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KrazEEyes
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/26/2005 at 20:45 |
Apparantly if your shit is banana shaped that's good and if it comes out in little pieces that's bad. So always good to check. "This shit is plátanos!"
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/26/2005 at 20:46 |
you need some AJAX and a toilet scrubber
and more roughage in yer diet
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/26/2005 at 20:47 |
now be quite everyone, i'm trying to hear this Depeche Mode song.
[Edited on 26/8/2005 by ghostrider]
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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8/26/2005 at 20:53 |
mmm NUMMY CRAISINS
wha? wha? wha? NO!
FUKING FRANS IS FAMILIAR W/ THE IMPLICATIONS THAT HIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE CRAISN FRUIT..OK? HE HAS FUKING DEALT WITH IT HIS WHOOLE LIFE AND IS SENSITIVE TO THIS REAL OR IMAGINED THREAT! VASUDEVA U FUKING DRANK TOO MUCH GAY POTION FOR YE BIRTHING DAY AND ...
JUST KIDDING...HAHA! YES!..of course frans would not share his personal and lovely TRUE shits on the internets like some cheap shit whore parading his poop for all unworthy eyes to seee..yes?
what a keen eye for shit and shit substitute u have..vasudeva..well done. and happy degrated er..beelated birthday.
thank u
frans
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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8/26/2005 at 21:05 |
Apparantly if your shit is banana shaped that's good and if it comes out in little pieces that's bad. So always good to check
yes. APPARANTLY...
BUT...do not judge yr shit...APPREIATE IT IN ALL SHAPES AND FORMS...U CANNOT LIVE YR LIFE IN BITTER COMTEMPLATION OVER THIS SHIT IS SLOPPY AND "IN PIECES" OR THAT SHIT IS A 2 FOOT LONG BROWN CUCUMBER...OK? ACCEPT YR FUKING SHITS FOR WHO THEY ARE.
THINK.
THANK U FRANS
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/26/2005 at 22:24 |
I enjoy the image of you carefully arranging your craisin-props in preparation for this photopoopblog. "Hmmm. Does that look enough like shit? A bit. More? HAHAHA! NO! NOT ENOUGH! OK, FUKERS! IN! Yes! ROYAL PURPLE CRAISIN MAJESTY A-GO-GO!"
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1689 Registered: 8/5/2003 Online
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8/26/2005 at 23:35 |
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: One should never, ever, interrupt one's desire to defecate. I have inquired at the Bronx and London Zoos as to the daily bowel evacuations of primates. It is not once, twice, or three times, sir, but four. At the end of an average day, their cages are filled with a veritable mountain of natural health.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 00:09 |
Frans -
You shit craisins?
AWESOME!!
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 01:07 |
Frans -
You shit craisins?
AWESOME!!
YES! RIGHT! YES!..FRANS SHITS CRAISINS U FUKING COCK SHARKING FAGGOT!
SOFICKINGWAT-
YOU COMMENT TO FORUM THREADS BEFORE READING ALL THE POSTS?
RETARDED!!
thank u
frans
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Heather
DARTH MENSES Got Textwar? Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 01:38 |
You think your craisin don't stink? |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 01:54 |
^
LOL
k?
LOL
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 02:47  |
LISTEN! U FUKERS ARE MISSING THE POINT OF NO RETURN! FRANS JUST USED HIS WONERFUL CRAISINS AS A STAND IN FOR HIS FORMIDABLE SHITS!
THIS CAN BE THE CASE WITH ALL GOOD THINGS COMING OUT HIS END:
U SEE? YES? FUKERS! FRANS HAS GIVEN U THE GIFT OF SHIT SIGHTS..LIKE A DRUGGED PARTNER..ORGASM IS A PARTICULAR BEDFELLOW WE INVITE TO OUR BED NIGHTLY! ACESS YR NEW SHIT PLATFORM..LIKE ART...THE TOLIET IS YR CANVASS! ...THE BED YR STAGE! SEX AND DEFICATION ARE PARTNERS IN CRIME..ONE INCH APART...VOYURISTIC CUMMING! WEAVE YR WEB..PEOPLES!
HAHA!
thank u frans
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Crackalackin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 419 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 02:56 |
imfrans:
thank u frans
Dude, you know you're the pinnacle of sophistication if your shit ties itself into pretzels!
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 03:10 |
frans:
As you are the gawd of all that is real an tue in the swarm, I prepare to deficate into my shiny white bowl. After which I will extend the lens of my eye ,that will be my camera, unto the holiest of places in your honour
For it is not the righteousness of my bowels that I dispaly unto you, but the texture of my world. Nay, my being.
Rejoice, for the odor that I lay upon you, is merely digital, though I would gladly extend all the senses to you. The Exlax that I consume in with your honour at the forfront, shall require approximately two, or three hours to tickle my pink sweaty bowels.
Prepare yourself for the ultimate worship happening event. For my diet consists of the pure pootable puree'd pustulated pulp.
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DePortal
Tender vittles  Posts: 38 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 07:04 |
I am disappointed.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/27/2005 at 09:24 |
HERE IS SOME FECES+PLUS BLOODY VOMIT
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