middle_age_man
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8/23/2005 at 02:21 |
If you could go back in time to your eighteenth birthday and give yourself a piece of advice, what would it be?
I would tell myself to lay off the drugs and stay in school.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 02:25 |
good forum dude, i ain't gonna answer, but i love the concept.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 02:26 |
Buy Microsoft shares 10 grand worth
Do not sell the GTO
Bitch number 1 is trouble
And.... well better not, this can be googled
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 02:31 |
Do get your shiznick organised and do some work or you'll be at uni for the next 6 years
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HellKat
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 177 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 02:38 |
ABORT....ABORT......it's not worth the trouble.....include chocolate in the suicide kit!
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 02:48 |
Advice to 18 year old uart: Get a second opinion before banging chicks at parties when you're drinking. They aren't all as hot as you think.  |
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 02:53 |
Never trust the manager in my band. Any of them.
Play Niagara Falls more often. (the fuk capital of the world)
Go to Bad Manners recording studio 30 minutes earlier. ( rue the day I missed Lennon by twenty minutes)
Stop messing around, and stick with Fender, all those other basses were just head-aches somehow , or other.
When you're 35 you're going to meet a piano player, marry her sooner.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1689 Registered: 8/5/2003 Online
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8/23/2005 at 02:55 |
Uart: Advice to 18 year old uart: Get a second opinion before banging chicks at parties when you're drinking. They aren't all as hot as you think.
YOU WIN THE TIRED CLICHE PRISE!!!!
Go to film school, keep yer comics/baseball cards, credit cards are not your friend, Punch Teddy Cranham in the head when the chance arises.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 04:25 |
LORDKAHUNA: YOU WIN THE TIRED CLICHE PRISE!!!!
What do I win???
It was good advice though, I could have avoided a lot of wondering if that itching was something worth worrying about. |
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 808 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 04:43 |
If you could go back in time to your eighteenth birthday and give yourself a piece of advice, what would it be?
I would tell myself to lay off the drugs and stay in school.
My advice would be "Play these 6 numbers on this day and all will be ok"
Or not wait till 25 to join the military whatever. Goddamn Indians
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 567 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 04:48 |
2 years ago?
Smoke pot, but only outside.
Play less counterstrike.
Study more for chemistry.
Play more counterstrike, you won't be able to do it once you leave the campus LAN.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 05:01 |
If you could go back in time to your eighteenth birthday and give yourself a piece of advice, what would it be?
I would tell myself to lay off the drugs and stay in school.
Jesus! I wouldn't know where to start.
Forgive me. I'm going to quote Garth Brooks.
I'm glad I didn't know
The way it all would end
The way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain
But I'd have had to miss the dance.
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 05:23 |
To quote another kuntry sanger (RickySkaggs?), "I wouldn't have missed it for the world."
But me would tell me to save some damn money, and invest in Dell like I KNEW
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ether
Tender vittles  Posts: 12 Registered: 2/13/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 05:24 |
this is hind sight as i kno it if not you are gae |
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1131 Registered: 7/8/2005 Online
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8/23/2005 at 05:26 |
Keep yer job, dont try to buy a hofner, "hit it" sooner, see a doctor, avoid tequila/vodka.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 07:19 |
"those girls in your high school really DO want to bone you, its not your imagination, if you dont fuck them now, you NEVER will and and when you put that meth pipe down, dont drink either"
CMON GHOSTRIDERz! Dont be a pussy!
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 07:57 |
Eighteen what?
Take all 18 tabs
Eat all eighteen buttons
Fuck all 18 Girls
smoke all 18 joints
drink all 18 beers
drive all 18 miles
sleep all 18 hours
stay all 18 years
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Mista_Charisma
Tender vittles  Posts: 7 Registered: 8/21/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 11:16 |
Wear a fucking condom, pregnancy is contagious.
Slow down for that corner on the old dirt road.
STAY OFF THE DRUGS
But mainly the corner thing
Here's a big fuking image for you.
[Edited on 8/23/2005 by vasudeva]
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1148 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 12:41 |
After college go to Europe. Stay away from Florida.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 725 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 12:44 |
I would tell myself to lay off the drugs and stay in school.
good forum dude, i ain't gonna answer, but i love the concept.
Buy Microsoft shares 10 grand worth
Bitch number 1 is trouble
Ditto
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lonelyastronaut
Tender vittles  Posts: 23 Registered: 8/18/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 13:28 |
If I had a time machine just like the KGB (yes they're still around) and I managed to get myself back to my 18th birthday hosspa...
I would make myself:>
1. drink more vodka and smoke more of uncle grabesky's stinky five leaf bacco... therefore building a super human tolerance for my future self.
2. steal the stinky root out of my 18yr old jeans left pocket as I'm currently running dry.. I know I'll understand...
3. ask if the other me can point me in the direction of my then girlfriend's house as I wouldn't mind giving her another go for good old muther ruskia's sake.... she had a sweet russian ass.
sorted comrads..
dammitsky.. should have asked whether this is also a one way trip just like the one i'm currently on...
[Edited on 23/8/2005 by lonelyastronaut]
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1933 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 18:02 |
Advice to self at age 18:
Hold off for about 20 years before going back to school full time. Party your ass off whenever you can and make power puking an Olympic sport. Collect bad husbands’ bad boy friends and read many good books in-between. Get used to being poor.
I would not change anything about my life. If I went to school right out of high school in 1978, I would likely be locked into a boring job someplace and would not be happy. I would also had to tackle calculus with a damn slide rule which would have really sucked. I would also not had the chance to experience all of the insanity of living on the edge that made me who I am today.
I have no regrets about anything and I would not change anything.
[Edited on 8/23/2005 by Dumbskull]
[Edited on 8/23/2005 by Dumbskull]
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Heather
DARTH MENSES Got Textwar? Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 18:23 |
Don’t be so hard on your mom, she’s the only one you’ve got.
PS – hair that defies gravity is not cool. You look ridiculous. Your children will laugh at your photo albums. Stop now. Step away from the aqua net. |
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specialk
Tender vittles Posts: 18 Registered: 5/1/2005 Offline
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8/23/2005 at 19:03 |
If I could go back to my 18th birthday, I would advise myself that no good can ever come from mixing tequila and absinthe together.
Of course, back then, I was such an idiot I wouldn't have listened to me anyways. |
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