Primordial_Soup
Tender vittles  Posts: 24 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 06:21  |
[Edited on 21/8/2005 by Primordial_Soup] |
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 06:27 |
Uart: I for one, like this guy. He's "edgy" and has a 'tude. Exactly what the swarm needs to break up all the gay talk about knitting and lack of porn.
uart, while I can apperciate the 'tude, and I'm all for a good interweb brawl to gain the respect, but there has to be a little more than talk involved.
Personally, I'm done with this guy, until I start seeing good solid link submissions. (and I'm not talking porn either, we're all smart enough to know that if we want it, we don't have to rely on getting it here)
His scrappy attitude would go along way, if he'd use that energy to contibute to anything besides his schoolgirl banter about how everyone is shit, but him.
P-Soup:
I've got a preposal for you. You can sit here and post threads about whatever spam you so desire, but you may want to consider subcribing for the privilege to do so. vas has got a lot of friends here that view this self centered behaviour you so uniquely display, as a waste of the time and effort he's put into running this site. Try contributing something. You're not afraid of rejection are you?
Impress me with your vast knowledge of the web, and make me laugh. Teach me something I didn't already know. Make me ponder the wonders of the world, and the people in it.
Hey! I'm easily impressed, it shouldn't be all that hard. If I didn't think you were capable, I wouldn't waste my time, but so far buddy, you're off the mark.
According to the Bureau of Weights and Measures: It takes 3,278 inklings to make a clue, and you don't have one.
Is that "Dear John " enough for you?
[Edited on 19/8/2005 by sahlgoode]
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DePortal
Tender vittles  Posts: 38 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 06:35 |
Primordial_Soup: DePortal,
That really made a hell of a lot of difference; editing your reply with a lame cartoon! Ewe should’ve just deleted it.
Ewe got one thing right—ewe addressed me as “Sir.”
It’s obvious to everyone you’re a fag. But what exactly are ewe trying to say? YOU have some ‘tude to offer the Primordial_Soup? Well...bring it on baby.
Congratulations. You made it to the wall.
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 243 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 08:12  |
PS...
help..frans wiggles out of his leatard but in none-the-richer in regards to the scaling down of the testosterone milk brewing in his hairy nuts ...the arguement style of machines is ruthless and without emotion!..our reasoning cannot be reasoned with..ok? WE HAVE REDHEADS NAMED PENELOPE AND AMBER AT OUR FULLTIME SEXUAL DISPOSAL!..return to a infantile dream, where yr mothers warm breast drenches yr stupid face with mommy juice and u become so overwhelmed by her output that yr drunken baby eyes cross and yr serpintine tounge laps at yr lips! ok? ok? u there? yes?...yr time as favored child is OVER NOW...FAGGOT!...U HAVE STEPPED WITHIN THE REALM OF MAGIC AND REVELATION ...WHERE YR ALLEGID FAUX MOHAWK DOESN'T BUY U NUZZLE IN A KITTY CAT STORE!!
here is how frans do:
deep penetrating thrusts
long distence sexual realtionships
where cock meets body
the rejuvination of frans spirit after livng too long in empty cages is finally helping itself to a feast of intoxicants!...good vibes are turning to unwed mothers for blowjobs sans teeth...frans seeps cum after annoculations...we crave the eyes of the hurriicane...our sex clings onto each others mouths...it reminds frans of his first taste of pleasure...and the suppression of the pain...and the emotional waste.
THIS IMPARTIAL VIEWPOINT OF MOTHERFUKING FOREVER SHOULD ONLY BE USED AS A GUIDING LIGHT OF IMPERIAL WISDOM..OK? SHOULD U FORGO THE NECESSARY TRAINING AND EXCERSISE IT REQUIRE TO IMPLIMENT THESE IDEAS...THEN ...WELLL...ABANDON SHIP!MOTHERFUKERS! !
thank u
frans
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Primordial_Soup
Tender vittles Posts: 24 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 10:52  |
[Edited on 21/8/2005 by Primordial_Soup] |
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum   SSHOLEPosts: 640 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 10:55 |
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Primordial_Soup
Tender vittles Posts: 24 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 11:06 |
With such foul BO, it’s no wonder the poor bastard lost control of his ride. |
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 243 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 16:27 |
Imfrans,
There are several suppositories contained in this health-aid that will definitely get the job done. Just stick it in your ass and pull that little lever down below. Trust me-- it’s just what ewe need.
BE NICE! I may even surprise ewe, or then again, I may not. Otherwise, I'll just have to go ahead and neuter ewe. Ewe surely don’t want that.
FUKER! NO! u are making killish threats toward frans' ass and cock! THIS IS NOT SOME MADE UP MOTHERFUKING CANDYLAND WHERE U CAN MAKE SUCH THREATS AGAINST FRANS' PLEASURE CENTERS AND FEEL FREE TO FLEX YR FLAPPY COCK/OBJECT AROUND TOWN!!!MAKE YRSELF SOME COFFEE AND SIT DOWN AND THINK ABOUT WHAT U ARE DOING TO LINKSWARM.COM AND THE MIGHTY POWER THE INTERNETS HAS GIVEN U...THEN BEGIN TO BEGIN AGAIN..OK?
thank u frans
[Edited on 18/8/2005 by imfrans]
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 742 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 21:08 |
Who was it who said the other day that they miss Zapple?
It seems that we have a clone of sorts.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/18/2005 at 22:00  |
Hey Soup - I don't understand - those links don't work - am I supposed to click on them? what is a proxy?
[Edited on 19/8/2005 by dreymers] |
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 01:09 |
Soupy? ...hello?
(I think you guys scared him off...) |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 908 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 01:19 |
dreymers: Soupy? ...hello?
(I think you guys scared him off...)
It was all frans, d00d.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 01:25 |
government_death_robot:
It was all frans, d00d.
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mex
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 111 Registered: 6/22/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 03:41 |
Primordial_Soup: sahlgoode, azron123 and HOBO,
Nice "circle-jerk" you three having going. I’m going to step out of the way while you guyz cum blast each other’s faces. If anybody needs any more, bend over and I'll give ewe some of what I gave sahlgoode previously. But be advised--his ass is still bleeding!
You are a class A twat. We all like to let off steam, but you are a fucking twat!
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 03:46 |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 04:00 |
Fuck it. Never mind.
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 04:00  |
Primordial_Soup: BE NICE! I may even surprise me, or then again, I may not. Otherwise, I'll just have to go ahead and neuter me.
Don't do it - it's not worth it. |
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Primordial_Soup
Tender vittles Posts: 24 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 07:51  |
RE:  imfrans’ bleeding ass
Primordial_Soup: Imfrans,
There are several suppositories contained in this health-aid that will definitely get the job done. Just stick it in your ass and pull that little lever down below. Trust me-- it’s just what YOU need.
It is sad! But after taking one too many of those suppositories, it seems that imfrans’ has only one thing on his mind…”!@#$%^&*()”
Uart,
I share your sentiments.
dreymers,
dreymers: Hey Soup - I don't understand - those links don't work - am I supposed to click on them? what is a proxy?
If you’re a good little boy and don’t act like a “girlie man” like some of these other clowns, the Primordial_Soup can surfeit your appetite. Here is but a mere spoonful of the public broth to wet your appetite. ((___))---o
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Hmmm...tastes good does't it? Shit! Bitch don't slurp your soup. Where the fuck are your manners?
 
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* If u want the pure Soup, tell me why I should ladle u a full bowl. If u impress me with your response, I may give YOU the entire pot.
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Hmmm...yummy. U can taste that pussy all the way over here.
[Edited on 21/8/2005 by Primordial_Soup] |
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 14:32 |
Why don't you wrap your lips around the pecker snot end of my fuck stick and lick the dick cheese from my circumcision scar.
Click here for some real pussy. |
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Primordial_Soup
Tender vittles Posts: 24 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 17:17  |
[Edited on 21/8/2005 by Primordial_Soup] |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 17:23 |
Primordial_Soup: I... just... can't... stop... being a fag!
Ok, stop now.
THREAD OVAR! Go home to moby.com now plzthnx |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 17:23 |
NUTS
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 17:35 |
Ha ha ha - hey Soupy! you don't know what a proxy is, DO YOU!!!
You can't even spell "you" correctly - ewe been tagged, fukhed. |
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Primordial_Soup
Tender vittles Posts: 24 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 17:52 |
Kudos go too qwerty. U made a rather eclectic statement on what it means to be a hermaphrodite. |
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 17:57 |
^^ a regular goddam intellectual |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 18:24 |
at last somebody understands me.
Everythings coming up qwerty. Maybe you should visit my website here
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Primordial_Soup
Tender vittles Posts: 24 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 19:18 |
[Edited on 21/8/2005 by Primordial_Soup] |
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 946 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 19:26 |
Then WHY haven't you posted your free porn site yet?
If you think you can dupe anyone here into giving you $, you are wasting your time.
fukhed. |
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GAYBOB
Tender vittles  Posts: 48 Registered: 11/8/2004 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 19:56 |
This is drama worthy of forums at Moby.com (LOL) it's soooo BORING around here usually, this is a nice treat (LOL). Primordial_Soup, i'd really LOVE to HAVE you as a CyberBuddy (LOL)
PM ME !
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Primordial_Soup
Tender vittles Posts: 24 Registered: 8/9/2005 Offline
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8/19/2005 at 19:57 |
Hey "NIMROD,"
Who said anything about asking for $? U reveal the naivety of your youth by continually making unfounded assumptions. If u had played your cards correctly, the way I initially thought u might, u would already be enjoying premium soup @ no $. Now if u want to get back into my good graces and have a chance at some soup, you’ll have to--“kiss… my… ass.” There is an old bromide that comes to mind, “u get more with honey, than u do with vinegar.” If u doubt me on this, ask your parents.
P.S. Your reliance on "fukhed" gives new meaning to "economy of speech." It would almost be worth it to me to spend $7 to deprive u of your over reliance on it for a week.
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