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8/11/2005 at 17:09
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
Remember the guy in enumclaw, with the horse?

Well it was filmed.

http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/aug2005/horse.wmv

Thats some sick shit, yo.

 
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8/11/2005 at 17:11

ain't even gonna clicksy, bro..wanna see some fat chix? BRB...






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8/11/2005 at 17:11

Your inner child dies if you watch it. Really.
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8/11/2005 at 17:13

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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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8/11/2005 at 17:57

AAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!






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8/11/2005 at 20:06


OK my skin is pretty damn thick when it comes to shit like this, but GODAMMIT.

My favorite part?
The painful glurp noises this dude makes when he calculates the size of horsecawk/his own personal anus.






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8/11/2005 at 20:25

LORDKAHUNA:
OK my skin is pretty damn thick when it comes to shit like this, but GODAMMIT.

My favorite part?
The painful glurp noises this dude makes when he calculates the size of horsecawk/his own personal anus.


Thanks for ruining it.
Now there's no need to watch it.






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8/11/2005 at 21:08

This is seriously the first time in my life that I'm NOT going to click. Wow.






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8/11/2005 at 21:11

metatron: This is seriously the first time in my life that I'm NOT going to click. Wow.


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8/11/2005 at 21:13

metatron: This is seriously the first time in my life that I'm NOT going to click. Wow.

CLICK!!1

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8/11/2005 at 21:14

GO GO HORSEY PORN WOOT YAY

How the hell does his asshole not shoot out his mouth, seriously.






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8/11/2005 at 21:15

I would prefer a lemon party to a bunch of horse fuckers and suckers.






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8/12/2005 at 01:28

AAAaaaagggghhh!!!
Doesn't look like the horse was abused a bit, good.






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8/12/2005 at 13:31

I clicked and I'm quite sorry for that now.






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8/12/2005 at 13:50

Is this just a video of a dude makin' luv to a horsey? Cuz y'all are makin it sound really vile.






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8/12/2005 at 15:28

*GLURP*

I am disgusted and frightened and forever scarred.

I wish I was joking.
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8/12/2005 at 15:38

Darwin expertly uses a horse to filter another fucked up collection of genes from the pool and ejaculate them onto a dirty barn floor... never again to pollute the humane race.

Good horsey!

Silly faggot, horse cocks are for Mexican chicks in TJ.






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8/12/2005 at 17:03

Holy shit, dude took a lot of horse cock up the ass - how the fuk was there room?

I had to LAL when the "ASSistant" grabbed the horses cock after he'd withdrawn and asked "did he cum?" like it was the most important question in the world -- mind you, ITS NOT PORN UNLESS THERES A CUMSHOT.

Having said that, I was really hoping the ASSistant was gonna fisnish the horse off with his mouth, or even enjoy a nice creampie from his freinds ass, so in that respect, I'm a little dissapointed :'(






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8/12/2005 at 17:23

lol that shit is teh gay.

It reminds me of the urban myth / fbi file that was about this dude that had his wife stick a dildo so far up his ass that it ruptured his intestines and as a result diedwotak! wotak! wotak! wotak! wotak!






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8/12/2005 at 17:49

Truth is stranger than fiction, y0






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8/12/2005 at 18:34

KLIPSWARM'D !!






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8/12/2005 at 19:26

http://www.thehumanequine.com/the1.html
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8/12/2005 at 19:49

^ Yipeee! ^






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8/12/2005 at 20:37

I held out for a couple days but it finally sucked me in.

I clicked.

I saw.

I puked.






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Fuk I really havn't followed this story, I HAD NO IDEA THOSE WERE HIS DETHSQUAKS!






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A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment".

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth."

He shows him a prized filly. "Nith looking horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earthz?"

He picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earthz, can I thee her mouf?" The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I thee her twat?" Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I thould rephrathe that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?






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8/13/2005 at 00:24

LOLOL Ohh, Wilbur
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8/13/2005 at 01:39

HA HA HA

The guy was actually getting buttfucked by a horse. Each day i like the internets more and more.








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8/13/2005 at 03:52

Investigators don't know yet how many animals were used in this way. One thing they do know for certain: the incident with the horse where the man died happened in someone else's barn.

They know that because the entire incident was caught on videotape, one of more than 100 tapes police took from the farm.
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