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Guess who's back bitches. Not for long, but I had to say hi!         842 reads

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8/8/2005 at 18:21
Hey, guess who. It's fucking MUD motherfuckers. man I missed you guys. I don't even know who's still around. I haven't been here for just about a year now, and I'm losing my godamn mind. So who's still here. speak up....

The new job's kicking ass, but not being able to come here almost made me not take it.....(Just kidding fuckers) I needed the money. I still have no kids, (thank fuck) And I haven't had any scares since the last time....any of you guys sprout little extensions of yourselves or what. Please tell me vas still has no kids. I wouldn't wish that torture of a dad on anyone...even barch. Is he still around? I didn't notice his name in putterfelds post, but I did recognize most of the other ones. For the ones I've never met, how’s the swarm treating ya? Your ass sore yet? Fucking get used to it. If I learned anything from my time here... it's only gonna get worse.

So yeah, I haven't been around, mostly because I don't want to lose my job. I thought of this as just a job, but it's looking more and more like a career choice, so I don't want to fuck it up. (I don't think putterfeld cares for his job much, especially since he's letting me use his PC for a couple of hours. I sure could fuck him up, but I'm not that mean.......OR AM I...........FUCK, there goes my inside voice again, never shutting up, always blurting shit out.)

The other reason I've been absent is money. I felt like a dick not levelling up, and always promising to, but never actually doing so. There was always something that came up, or something happened that I could use the money for other than the site. With the new job comes more money, but with the money came a fucking tax audit. I guess not filing taxes for a couple years is frowned upon by the government up in the artic north. So I got the new job, but now they're garnishing my wages, so I'm making less than I was before, with more fucking stress, and shit to deal with. It should be all squared up by the end of the year, so I can’t fucking wait.

I ain’t got the internet now, partly because of the low cash flow, but mostly because I can only get dial up, and it’s not worth the wait, I’d rather go cold turkey than fuse to my chair waiting for shit to load. Living in the sticks sucks. On top of not having the internet, I got fucking boonievision for TV, (3 channels, 4 on a clear night) I did however fill up my spare time with music. I’ve been playing bass for almost a year now, guitar for about 2 years, and the drums I just picked up a couple of months ago. I got the drums from my friend for helping him move. 7 piece Westbury drums with 2 crashes, 2 rides, an extra snare, and a couple of extra cymbal stands. I’ve got pictures of the new house, and gear. I’ll bring them over to putters house on the 20th so ya’ll can see. I’ve got some updated pictures of me and the missus, (which I think no one has ever seen, and they’re tasteful….no nudies) We’ll that’s about it for now…I know there’s more, but I’m sure I’ve lost half the people reading this about halfway through, so it’s getting long enough. I’ll be at putters PC for a little while though.



 
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8/8/2005 at 18:26

Hey, guess who. It's fucking MUD motherfuckers.

w00t.



Please tell me vas still has no kids.

Vas still has no kids.



I wouldn't wish that torture of a dad on anyone...even barch. Is he still around?

Sadly, yes.




The other reason I've been absent is money. I felt like a dick not levelling up, and always promising to, but never actually doing so.

That's stupid.

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What's your new job, anyway?






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8/8/2005 at 18:27

IT FUKING LIVES








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8/8/2005 at 18:33

I thought the bears et ya, but alas it was only the Revenue peoples who got to et yer lumpy bottom.






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8/8/2005 at 18:45

YES! OK? HAHA..CIRCLE THE FUKING WAGONS PEOPLES!

MUD! U HAVE SUDDENLY DEVELOPED A SILENT BUT DEADLY WAY TO INTERACT W/ THE BUSOM OF LINKSWARM AGAIN..YES?....THE FATES HAVE INTERVENED, U TAX DODGING FOOL!! THIS IS AN OBVIOUS SIGN OF YR LIFELONG YR LOVE AFFAIR WITH LINKSWARM AND/ OR AL CAPONE...FUKER..DO U HAVE SYPHILIES TOO...YR MEAGER WAGES MUST BE COMPINSATED BY THE AMPLE LOADS OF CUM THAT GUSH FROM YR LOINS!!! EXCUSES ARE DEAD WISHES...HOPE IS SACRED,,,FUKING FRANS CONTROLS U TO RETURN SOON..OK?

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8/8/2005 at 18:45

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8/8/2005 at 19:12

Vas: What's your new job, anyway?

I'm still with Xerox, but I'm a network analyst now....It fucking rawks. No more 150+ calls a day. It's along the same lines as the front end, but we deal only with certain familys of printers, instead of the whole fucking lot of them. It's troubleshooting network printing, scanning to file, and scanning to email problems. The good thing is, you might take 5-10 calls because they're all long calls, and you get to do allot of testing.

Vas: Sadly, yes.

Well where the fuck is he.

Clavis_Apocalypticae: IT FUKING LIVES

Fucking right it does. You thought you were rid of me but alas, I'm back.

Dumbskull: I thought the bears et ya, but alas it was only the Revenue peoples who got to et yer lumpy bottom.

I wish the bear would've gotten me...it would have been alot less painfull.

ghostrider: hi

Well a big fucking HI to you too.


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imfrans, you're so cute.








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8/8/2005 at 19:41

Hey Mud! How the hell Ya been?

I was going to post a forum thread based on an imaginary newspaper article about you getting squashed by a runaway steam roller or something but then you come outta nowherz and spoiled it.

Any way, glad you're back, twat waffle.

Welcome Home

While you were gone I spent some time in a mental hospital, Almost got snuffed by lyme disease and lost my drivers liscense.

On the other hand I'm on disability and got a real woman to live with.






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8/8/2005 at 20:15

While you were gone I spent some time in a mental hospital

I always thought you belonged in there, I'm surprized they let your craxxy ass out.

On the other hand I'm on disability and got a real woman to live with.

Gotta love the mumsy






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8/8/2005 at 20:31

yay! glad things are going good.

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8/8/2005 at 20:51

YAY, the original Canadian (the one helped us here build our initial opinions of Canadians on the internet) is back. If he sticks around for a while, you'll understand what i mean.

welcome back fucker







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8/8/2005 at 21:54

fl_projekt: YAY, the original Canadian (the one helped us here build our initial opinions of Canadians on the internet) is back. If he sticks around for a while, you'll understand what i mean.

welcome back fucker


Welcome back Mud, I was just a mere lurker when you exited stage left. I've been tirelessly trying to scoop yer poop since you have been gone (LOTS OF POOP).

On top of not having the internet, I got fucking boonievision for TV, (3 channels, 4 on a clear night)

Where the fuk are you living, Smiths Falls?








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