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DARTH MENSES




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8/8/2005 at 09:29
1.00 Its only $30 for a whol frackin year!!!11!!!!!1111!!1
2.00 This place will one day rule the internet so get in on the fourth floor or whatever floor Vas is on now.
3.00 See reason one.
4.00 Free textwar every month.
5.00 Use rads for textwars.
6.00 Laugh at rejected linx.
7.00 See reason one.
8.00 There is sex in the champagne room.
9.00 Unique Avatar
10.00 See reason one.
11.00 It will give you amazing sexual prowess.
11.93 Vas could really use the cash for his deathray project.

Now who's down?








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8/8/2005 at 11:23

7.45 Sweet Onion Chicken Terriyaki Sub Combo at Subway.

Delicious.



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8/8/2005 at 11:46

1.00 Its only $30 for a whol frackin year!!!11!!!!!1111!!1
2.00 This place will one day rule the internet so get in on the fourth floor or whatever floor Vas is on now.
3.00 See reason one.
4.00 Free textwar every month.
5.00 Use rads for textwars.
6.00 Laugh at rejected linx.
7.00 See reason one.
8.00 There is sex in the champagne room.
9.00 Unique Avatar
10.00 See reason one.
11.00 It will give you amazing sexual prowess.
11.93 Vas could really use the cash for his deathray project.

Now who's down?



You cant fellate yourself into the swarm's good graces.






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8/8/2005 at 13:48

LORDKAHUNA:
1.00 Its only $30 for a whol frackin year!!!11!!!!!1111!!1
2.00 This place will one day rule the internet so get in on the fourth floor or whatever floor Vas is on now.
3.00 See reason one.
4.00 Free textwar every month.
5.00 Use rads for textwars.
6.00 Laugh at rejected linx.
7.00 See reason one.
8.00 There is sex in the champagne room.
9.00 Unique Avatar
10.00 See reason one.
11.00 It will give you amazing sexual prowess.
11.93 Vas could really use the cash for his deathray project.

Now who's down?



You cant fellate yourself into the swarm's good graces.




Or you can fly around in mindless ciecles. Like this guy.

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It'll give me something to do while I wait

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8/8/2005 at 15:47

when you go alpha there's lots of hawt Hilary Duff Pictures for your disposal.
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8/8/2005 at 16:22

Jesus Qwerty! She's not that hot. She's just another rich, spoiled talentless snot who hides her trailer trash roots under a thin veneer of make-up and money.

Remember Britny? No? How about Christina?








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8/8/2005 at 16:28

I always thought Qwerty was just fooling us with his lustful rants about Duff Muff. I never imagined he was serious about thinking she was talented or even someone he would want to be seen with in public.






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8/8/2005 at 16:43

Dumbskull: I always thought Qwerty was just fooling us with his lustful rants about Duff Muff. I never imagined he was serious about thinking she was talented or even someone he would want to be seen with in public.


I don't really think he's serious either. I'm just fucking with him to see what he says.

Any way, I know his real love is Tonya Harding.






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8/8/2005 at 16:56

Ahhh, Tanya Harding..... I'd get an erection, but my insurance won't cover it.






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8/8/2005 at 19:29

guitarjon123: Ahhh, Tanya Harding..... I'd get an erection, but my insurance won't cover it.


The thing that amazes me about her name everybody knows the poor, white trash knee capper who made it to the olympics but almost no one remembers Nancy Kerrigan.






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8/8/2005 at 20:02

azron123:
guitarjon123: Ahhh, Tanya Harding..... I'd get an erection, but my insurance won't cover it.


The thing that amazes me about her name everybody knows the poor, white trash knee capper who made it to the olympics but almost no one remembers Nancy Kerrigan.

Just goes to show, you can be as ugly as you want, but if you want fame, you gotta be stupid, too.






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8/9/2005 at 01:59

I remember Nancy. I remember her crying like a bitch cuz she can't take a club to the kneecap.

Harding has big manly legs, ripe for clubbin' till the cows come home.....which of course is a trailer.

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8/9/2005 at 05:26

azron123:
Dumbskull: I always thought Qwerty was just fooling us with his lustful rants about Duff Muff. I never imagined he was serious about thinking she was talented or even someone he would want to be seen with in public.


I don't really think he's serious either. I'm just fucking with him to see what he says.

Any way, I know his real love is Tonya Harding.


Dont spit on me and shame yourself
Because you wish you were someone else
You look so clean but you spread your dirt
As if think that words dont hurt
You build up walls no one can climb
The things you do should be a crime
You're queen of superficiality
Keep your lies out of my reality
And when you're nice it's just a pose
You're one of those

[Chorus]
Haters
Traitors to the human race
Haters
What a drag
What a waste
I'd like to see them disappear
They dont belong anywhere
Haters


You guys are all just jeolous. How many movies have you starred in that have pulled in more than $10mil? Plus you're forgetting that she's like teh ultra hawt!! Sometimes I am sad that I don't own a digital cammera so I could show you all the hawt juicey things I have around my place.






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8/9/2005 at 08:25

LORDKAHUNA:
1.00 Its only $30 for a whol frackin year!!!11!!!!!1111!!1
2.00 This place will one day rule the internet so get in on the fourth floor or whatever floor Vas is on now.
3.00 See reason one.
4.00 Free textwar every month.
5.00 Use rads for textwars.
6.00 Laugh at rejected linx.
7.00 See reason one.
8.00 There is sex in the champagne room.
9.00 Unique Avatar
10.00 See reason one.
11.00 It will give you amazing sexual prowess.
11.93 Vas could really use the cash for his deathray project.

Now who's down?



You cant fellate yourself into the swarm's good graces.


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8/9/2005 at 11:27

nobody can read your stupid "l33tsp34k" either without quoting you to look at it so run off until the textwar is over

you are singlehandedly pissing me off

and you dont want that
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