Sheik_Yerbouti
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 58 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 04:19 |
I am Sheik_Yerbouti, I am better than you. You may be lucky enough for me to stay long enough for you to realize this. I have a great sense of humor, and most anything I posy will be meant jokingly. Except for that... and that... and that. (Family Guy, anyone?) My username is a Frank Zappa song; he is better than you, also. It is prenounced like, "Shake Your Booty" get it? You better
I go to this site daily to look at links. I only recently decided to join the forums. You people interested me, with your constant jokes and bull shitting. I can't wait to get started. :D
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement   SSHOLEPosts: 1049 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 04:26 |
You sound like a maddox fan...
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 05:09 |
Can't wait to get started? Than level up beyotchyotchyotch
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 05:19 |
Great!!! Now let's have lunch.
Welcome to the swarm.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 05:21 |
I am Sheik_Yerbouti, I am better than you.
I'm sure the swarm is going to LOVE you. |
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 05:28 |
yummy sahlgoode
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 05:44 |
Acidburn: Can't wait to get started? Than level up beyotchyotchyotch
I concur. I highly encourage you to pony up the $30 dollars for the Alpha class level access and perks at teh swarm. It lasts a whole year and it is AWESOME.
If you don't have $30 to piss away then how'd you get on the internet? THEre are only tow reasons that one couldn't pay up.
1. You are poor. (ew)
2. URA Leech (DIE DIE)
3. You just don't feel like it. (understandable but contemptable)
ok so thats three reasons.
BTW - Welcome. I also love teh family guy. Just bought season's 1-3. Now that is an investment that will last you through the ages. Plus I got free t shirts cause they are supposed ot be all special. Thanks best Buy.
Best Buy is like crack for technophile with too much disposable income. Keep on a sukin that glass dick.
You get one hug.
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 07:17 |
Your candle does not burn any brighter by your attempts to blow other's out.
You cannot be better than anyone else here, you are a rookie, you have no rights, no voice, except what you are given and that can easily be taken away.
In fact you are the lowest lifeform in this cesspool, lower even than the nigers and the gooks, you are a quisling, look it up. .
Oh, so sorry, this is a newb posting pit which is supposed to be free from,whatever. Hiya, dickwad, nice start.
[Edited on 8/8/2005 by dagwood]
[Edited on 8/8/2005 by dagwood]
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1902 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 07:19 |
Welcome Sheik_Yerbouti,
Tell us a little about yourself, like where you are from and if English is your first or second language. If it is not your first language then we will not to laugh our balls off at your grammar and spelling. If English is your first language, then you had better assume the position and prepare for some schooling.
As for being better than us…?
No one here likes you
[Edited on 8/8/2005 by Dumbskull]
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 09:01 |
has this link been submitted? I would like to clipswarm it!
Oh yes the topic. Go Alpha! IT makes you a better person.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1902 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 09:11 |
sofickingwat: has this link been submitted? I would like to clipswarm it!
Yes
The search box is your friend
Sachsenpaule swarmed it a few weeks ago, but his link was broken so I had to forage around Google for another one that was acceptable to link to.
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Lownotes
They all float down here.  SSHOLEPosts: 182 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 09:35 |
Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your shitty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's. |
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 10:38  |
Lownotes: Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your shitty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.
Lownotes,
Sir, I must disagree with your comment in its entirety!
I would love to just rip you a new online anus, but this is a death free zone so here goes an attempt at a logical rebuttal.
The benefits of going alpha are clearly atated here. As you can see this is donation basis only. However its more than just an elite club that will bring you a larg internet cawk.
I see you only have one post. So that must mean that you are a bit of a n00b around here. Here's a lesson of what Linkswarm really is.
Linkswarm is a community, not just some post your stupid link site, if you want that then go to FARK or dumpspace or some other such site. Its not a paid service. Its not for profit. There aren't a million ads all over the place and you will never get spam mail via this site. Vasudeva has made a refuge for those that want a site that has dynamic features and rather robust design. This accompanied by freedom of expression and a heart that is uncommon on the internnet, makes it one of, if not THE, best site on the internet. Its vetteran members are loyal and support not only the site but eachother. If you don't understand or appreciate these simple but humanistic qualities. Then I suggest you go somewhere else where those qualities are woefully lacking.
In short. Look around a bit and I think you will find you are completely wrong in this instance. I can only hope that you will eventually "get it" and remove that howwible comment as soon as possible.
All the Best,
SFW
PS: Don't be such a dic.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 11:43 |
Lownotes: Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your shitty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.
Your links don't get accepted because they suck. |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 11:54 |
Holy Shit!
SoFuckingWhat gets it.!
Show up at the next BBP for your official LS ritual scarification. Bring your own linoleum or X-acto knife. We supply the salt lemon juice and ashes. And yes we promise not to accidentally pop your implants.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 12:08 |
i'll concur that he may be better than us
BUT HE AIN'T GOT NO J00 GOLD !!
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shellspeare
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 79 Registered: 7/31/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 12:10 |
Hi and welcome to the swarm
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shellspeare
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 79 Registered: 7/31/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 12:11 |
sahlgoode: Great!!! Now let's have lunch. Welcome to the swarm.
Please tell me that's fake
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Lownotes
They all float down here. SSHOLEPosts: 182 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 13:31 |
7 of the last 10 links you submitted were rejected, Uart.
Sofickingwat, I've been linking here for a while, but I have never posted before. I like Linkswarm for the same reasons you do, but the membership thing is not for me. If it works for you, fine. I don' t see a point other than making a donation to the "cause", but guess what? That's just my opinion.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1524 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 13:32 |
Lownotes: Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your shitty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.
Complete bullshit. Links are approved based on quality, not quantity or because of who submitted them. This is not Fark.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4464 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 13:38 |
Lownotes: I like Linkswarm for the same reasons you do, but the membership thing is not for me. If it works for you, fine. I don' t see a point other than making a donation to the "cause", but guess what? That's just my opinion.
And guess what? That's exactly the point.
It's not a store.
If you feel like helping out, great. I've arranged for you to get something in return for your generosity. If you don't, that's fine too. The place will work exactly the same as you're used to.
Denigrating that system simply because you don't get prizes beyond your wildest dreams makes you look like a jew.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 13:41 |
shellspeare:
Please tell me that's fake
I have no idea if it is or not, but can you please tell me how you were promoted to Gook faster than me? Now Sheik_Y...don't be giving brain cramps to everyone, or you'll end up like Shellspear, and me.........click on thumb to enlarge self portrait  ____________________ Closed indefinitely in accordance with the Digital Milennium Copyright Act (DMCA) of 1998 |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 13:42 |
shellspeare: sahlgoode: Great!!! Now let's have lunch. Welcome to the swarm.
Please tell me that's fake
It's not a fake. It's dinner.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 16:15  |
it's pronounced nigga you nigger!!!
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1120 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 16:39 |
you know what I love about Sofukingwat's new style of writing?
ITS THAT MUCH EASIER TO IGNORE!!!!!!
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1623 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 17:42 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: Lownotes: Don't let them fool you; going alpha is a waste of money. The only true benefit is that your shitty submissions have a higher chance of getting approved than a non alpha's.
Complete bullshit. Links are approved based on quality, not quantity or because of who submitted them. This is not Fark.
I concur, if anything I submit the alpha's links to a bit of a higher standard, those fuks should know better.
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Sheik_Yerbouti
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 58 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 23:50 |
Well shit, I knew I was cool, but not this cool.
To answer a few of your questions:
English is my native language, I reside in Texas. No, contrary to prior belief, I do not own a horse! Or even a gallon hat! =0! I know, shocking.
Most everything I say is a joke. Except for that... and that... and that... and that. (Family Guy, anyone?)
I am somewhat of a Maddox fan. If you find him offensive, chances are you're an uptight dickwad.
Any more questions?
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/9/2005 at 00:04 |
Sheik_Yerbouti: Any more questions?
Why does rain drop, but snow falls?
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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8/9/2005 at 00:09 |
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of
fermented goat's milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping
through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."
"You must be so proud," says the other.
"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."
"A fine looking young man," replies his friend.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, "They
blow up so fast, don't they?"
Oh, and fuck off,Sheik. Zappa was a genius. You don't deserve to smell his semen crust.
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 559 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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8/9/2005 at 00:13 |
"Denigrating that system simply because you don't get prizes beyond your wildest dreams makes you look like a jew."
I agree. Also, I haven't really been here that long, year and half or so, but it seems to me were getting loads of assmunchers in here now. I mean the jury is still out but we have a whole crew of newbies that come in with "Hey I'm ____ and I'm fucking cooL!! blah blah blah" and then quietly kiss ass to try to ingratiate themselves.
"Zappa was a genius. You don't deserve to smell his semen crust."
the GUYS in the crew have have got a PRESENT FOR YOU
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