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8/8/2005 at 03:01
So basically this movie sucked dick. That means I did not enjoy it. Now I myself never watched the show (before my time), so I cannot tell you, "OH ITXzzz Soooo DIFefeferent fRom tHe Showw!!1opne!" But I can say this: if the show was anything like the movie, it must have sucked. Th HAVEe only good part is Jessica Simpson's nude scene.

Gotcha, bitch! You can't even look forward to that. The REAL best part was the preview to "Corpse Bride".

Well, I'm making this thread to prevent you from witnessing first person this movie's homosexualness. But if I am too late, and you HAVE seen it; what did you think? I'll pretend to value your opinion, I promise.






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8/8/2005 at 03:04

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8/8/2005 at 03:11

Hey ghostie, think jessica heard that hmmmmm.......






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8/8/2005 at 03:14

So there's no nude scene? How about an almost-nude-but-close-enough-to-beat-it-to scene?
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8/8/2005 at 03:16

So basically this movie sucked dick. That means I loved it since I too love to suck dick. Now I myself always watched the show, so I can tell you, "OH ITXzzz Soooo DIFefeferent fRom tHe Showw!!1opne!" I can say this: the show was just like the movie, and it sucked too. I hated Jessica Simpson's nude scene since I wanted to see more of Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott, OOOWEEE, they are HAWT.


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8/8/2005 at 03:19

I just had wine fly out me nose






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8/8/2005 at 04:12

Dumbskull:
So basically this movie sucked dick. That means I loved it since I too love to suck dick. Now I myself always watched the show, so I can tell you, "OH ITXzzz Soooo DIFefeferent fRom tHe Showw!!1opne!" I can say this: the show was just like the movie, and it sucked too. I hated Jessica Simpson's nude scene since I wanted to see more of Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott, OOOWEEE, they are HAWT.


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There, we no longer have to read between the lines to get your drift!

Thanks Dumbskull, I appreciate it.

And Uart; she is in a bikini for 30 seconds. AHAKCK.






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8/8/2005 at 04:43

Dumbskull:FIX'D




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8/8/2005 at 05:35

Eh, teh movies not that bad. EVERY SINGLE Jessica Simpson shot is AWESOME. That lady has a bod like ...wel like someone who has a really awesome bod. Her face ain't too bad either. Its a stupid fun movie that you might enjoy. Its more geared towards 18-24 demo. Course I am biased cause Jessica simpson is HAWT with a capital "i'd love to fuck her just once to get it out of my system".

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