HOBO
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8/7/2005 at 20:05 |
Well, speak up. Why do you like Linkswarm.com?
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1131 Registered: 7/8/2005 Online
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8/7/2005 at 20:18 |
1. Good mix of features : links, forums, journals
2. The people are teh funnay
3. The links are of good quality most of the time
4. The lack of nonsense rules. (i.e. I can type "fuck", "shit" and whatnot)
5. I get to play lead guitar for the LS house band (according to Vas)
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 808 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 20:39 |
1. I like being berated.
2. I like being talked about behind my back.
3. I like watching others get berated.
4. I have no life when I let go of the mouse.
5. My life is pointless
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You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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PunjabDickenson
Tender vittles  Posts: 35 Registered: 7/20/2005 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 20:41 |
I'm not sure I even like the Swarm... but it's there, and I appreciate it... I guess. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 20:50 |
1. The sarcasm and humor.
2. The constant putdowns.
3. Cool gray background with orange clickys.
4. My balls on your chins, constantly.
5. The ability to annoy with very little effort.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 20:52 |
1) I have nothing better to do
2) I think textwars are teh funnay
3) So far (unlike Fark) I haven't been banished for my evil deeds
I got three I guess. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1933 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 21:57 |
1. The monetary benefits.
2. The bounty of sexual favors offered free of charge.
3. Asian Porn.
4. The sheer joy of being called an old dumb bitch or stupid by strangers.
5. Commiserating with a group of like minds over past war/drug/ex-lover/eating shit stories.
6. Ya'll make me LOL
[Edited on 7/8/2005 by Dumbskull]
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 725 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:08 |
1 Complete lack of posting rules.
2 Funny storys and pics.
3 Frans.
4 I can type "nigger" (see #1) all I want.
5 The sheer joy of calling Dumbskull an old dumb bitch or stupid.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:10 |
1) I like to watch dumbskulls family therapy formum sessions
2) I like it when hobo pushes through 404'd links and gets his pee pee smacked
3) I like to see Image Gallery content, all of it from salhgoode
4) I lke Uarts pop up comments, kinda like a pop tart out of the toaster in the morning
5) I wanna see how the whole sfw soap opera plays out
and oh yes, its kinda nice and dysfuctional around here. not a typo
[Edited on 7/8/2005 by mcgarpat]
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:24 |
links
banter
GAYBOB
terrorizing n00bs
posting pics of fat, old chicks
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MstrLance ~
I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 952 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:26 |
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bwned. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:30 |
could you draw vas' hair ? plzkthx
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MstrLance ~
I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:33 |
1. Full-fledged Freedom of speech, retaliation included
2. The opportunity to explore/revisit stories and things about myself I would otherwise forget or be unaware of.
3. Other's insight and wit on everyday stuff
4. Chance to learn more about the internets.
5. The administrators are not completely uptight, egomaniacal assholes.
6. Getting to see Dumbskull's prompt response when called a dumb, old bitch
7. The privilege of posting and participating for free before committing $$$
Not sticking to 5 is just another example of the choice to break the rules without the fear of serious retribution.
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FOR ALL INTENTS AND FOR ALL PURPOSES
INTENTS AND PURPOSES
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:34 |
5. The administrators are not completely uptight, egomaniacal assholes.
we must be on different LinkSwarms 
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MstrLance ~
I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:52 |
We are treated fairly and accordionly, you made your bed, but you had to go and piss in it.
Ghost , you undoubtedly know more about the old in/out things here than I do. I've al;ways agreed with that old saying(by whom?) that I wouldn't wanna be in any club that would have me, but I like this warped community.
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not intense purposes, not intensive purposes
FOR ALL INTENTS AND FOR ALL PURPOSES
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/7/2005 at 22:57 |
Groucho, i believe.
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MstrLance ~
I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 567 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 00:14 |
Cheese
[Edited on 8/8/2005 by AcheronDCS]
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I'm an INTJ. This explains why I'm alternating between silence and judging you. |
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 00:15 |
What a self indulgent forum thread.
(slippedhole picks up the phone)
"Excuse me...God. Can you require the world to list all the reasons that I am a good person and should go to heaven please?"
"Yeah" (slippedhole nodding his head)
"Right, get back to me soon, thanks bro."
(slippedhole hangs up phone)
This site suffers from a vulgar sense of entitlement at the moment. It is no better or any worse anything else you might stumble on to on the web. Not to say I don't get some perverse enjoyment out of this thread. It makes me smile to watch you all fill the linkswarm balloon full of feces to keep it inflated, just to have it smell worse and worse by the minute.
Be humble.
God is waiting to kill you in the end.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1546 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 01:13 |
1. slippedhole.
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3. Being given the power to improve and make better an already awesome website.
4. Cloudsongs, you motherfuckers.
5. Being able to make fun of the rest of the internet and the world in general with wild abandon.
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent SSHOLEPosts: 567 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 01:21 |
Linkswarm is a community that is filled with intelligence, orginality, and insanity. Aint nowhere else like it. Its where the circus monkey, the assclown and the wise old man sit down over coffee and discuss midget porn.
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I'm an INTJ. This explains why I'm alternating between silence and judging you. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 01:29 |
dagwood: Not sticking to 5 is just another example of the choice to break the rules without the fear of serious retribution.
FYI: I AM MONITORING THIS THREAD
ALL POSTERS HERETO SHALL SUFFER SERIOUS RETRIBUTION ONCE THE CHIPS ARE IN
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, MAGGOTS
EXCEPT FOR GDR BECAUSE HIS PICTURE WAS COOL -- IT WAS ALSO FUN.
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slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. |
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fastlane
Zombie scream style SSHOLEPosts: 725 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 01:31 |
Head Thumpin Hangover Hair-------------v
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I love the sound of silence. It gives me something else to break. |
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Crackalackin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 419 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 01:33 |
AcheronDCS: Its where the circus monkey, the assclown and the wise old man sit down over coffee and discuss midget porn.
Ah, so you have been listening to Vas talk to himself about himself. He's gotta stop doing that in public.
But seriously, I come here because entertaining and informative links are peppered with insanity, insults and insinuations. I like the crowd. Also, I feel a tiny bit of relation to the site because I was literally in the next room when LS was born, being related to LS's mother and father (KHz and Vas respectively) through a mutual friend. So LS is my homeslice, so to speak. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 01:43 |
fastlane: Head Thumpin Hangover Hair-------------v
nothing warms teh heart like a beat-up Vas
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MstrLance ~
I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 02:22 |
1. Total freedom of expression.
2. Total freedom to get bitch slapped for expressing myself
3. Humor, maddness and sillyness unleashed
4. Intelligent, thoughtful discussion and debate
5. It's home. A nice, fun, comfortable place. It's where my friends live.
6. At any given moment I can find idiocy and insight, Whackyness and wisdom, insults and inteligence, sillyness and sensitivity all in the same forum thread.
7. Boobies. I liek boobies.
8. And pie. I liek pie too.
[Edited on 8/8/2005 by azron123]
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1689 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 02:23 |
1. BBP and assorted IRL drinking excuses.
2. The only place that feels like "home" on the internets (complete with domestic violence marks on KAHUNAHEAD).
3. IRC madness
4. Like SN, an oppurtunity to help make this the bestest place on the WWW.
5. Ghostrider antics (nigger makes me laugh).
(6) Getting drunken phone calls from Clavis *cillhug*
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 02:31 |
i'm flattered, LK....and filled with homicidal rage.
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MstrLance ~
I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 02:47 |
1) Anyplace that would allow me to stick around for this long, has got to have serious issues. (I like that)
2) All the AQ are smart. (hehe)
3) I enjoy laying in a bloody heap on the floor after I get my link rejected. Knowing that the AQ's have access to the rejected list, and a secretly laughing at them anyways makes me feel like the Apex predator.
B) Typo's
5) Quickswarm: What a brilliant idea!!!
Not in any particular order
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 789 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 04:15 |
1) You. Even if you suck, you're free to suck as much as you want here.
2) The ability to belittle and electronically eviscerate in my underwear.
3) Committing phonus interuptus in Toronto...AT WILL. :>
4) What LK & SNMD said.
5) Unsightly 404 messages.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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8/8/2005 at 05:48 |
guitarjon123: 1. Good mix of features : links, forums, journals
2. The people are teh funnay
3. The links are of good quality most of the time
4. The lack of nonsense rules. (i.e. I can type "fuck", "shit" and whatnot)
5. I get to play lead guitar for the LS house band (according to Vas)
I'll match ur first four reasons and see you as
5. I pee water that costs more than $30. (ie its cheep)
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