DrBloor
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 9/2/2004 Offline
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8/9/2005 at 14:37 |
Gladiator (Russell Crowe is a cunt.) (I walked out of this movie)
Master & Commander (Russell Crowe is a cunt on a boat. I fell asleep in this movie before I could walk out.)
King Arthur (Clive Owen plays a terminally bored Roman soldier who appears permanently on the verge of falling asleep.) (The cunt.)
(I had to review this movie for a newspaper that wouldn't let me describe it as 'shit')
Training Day (Denzel Washington is not a cunt, but in this film he is such a fucking cunt.)
Escape from L.A. (Words fail me.) (Apart from the words 'gaping cunt'.) |
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Johnny_Assface
Tender vittles  Posts: 31 Registered: 8/30/2005 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 14:48 |
Ocean's 12 |
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!   SSHOLEPosts: 518 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 16:19 |
Reading a lot of our posts makes me sad... But I will add
Timeline
Resident Evil 2
Hero
Assassination Tango
U571 - the 64 repetitions of "I hear splashes" made my head hurt |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 16:56 |
Steel:
Hero
we are forever enemies from this day forward
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 17:04 |
Man I look thru your discarded movies and frown at the wasted talent:
Training Day was cool
starship troopers (obviously you just don't get it)
Scarface
Scooby Doo II (alot better than the original)
Bad Boys II (a little on the meh side but it was blown away mothafucka)
Tomorrow Never Dies (bond is coolio)
Million Dollar Baby (chics fighting - awesome)
As for my worst movie moments---
any of the 3 Ninjas movies
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (although it was better than the tv show)
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLEPosts: 518 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 17:33 |
mundhra:
we are forever enemies from this day forward
Had I known that you felt that strongly about movies that suck, I would have said it anyways!
War On! |
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 596 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 19:39 |
Catwoman
Howard the Duck
Bloodsucking Freaks
Ishtar
And that one retarded horror movie from the early 80's I can't remember the name of, but it was the only movie I ever walked out on.
Fantastic Planet did indeed rule. I had forgotten all about that one. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 21:13 |
the Generals Daughter(sucked my forced sex balls)
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Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 508 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 21:24 |
Wilde
British biopic of Oscar Wilde. Seemingly harmless, right?
RONG!
This movie had more gay sex in it than a Sunday afternoon at vasudeva's house - TONS!
I turned my head away from the tv so many times I got whiplash.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 487 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 21:37 |
Highlander sequels, prequels, alternative explainations, and director's cuts.
THE END.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 250 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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9/1/2005 at 21:52 |
Closer (except the parts with Portman's ass)
Sideways
Spanglish
Starship Troopers 2 (the first was damn fine B cinema. Do you want to know more?!)
Daredevil
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mex
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 111 Registered: 6/22/2005 Offline
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9/2/2005 at 03:57 |
[quote]Yup, another one of those threads but i just love your replies too much to stop myself now!
Solaris
The Blair Witch Project
Battlefield Earth
Ace Venturer when nature calls
Starship Troopers [/quote]
I'm showing my age a bit here, but..
Bladerunner
Evil Dead2
Star Wars Anew Hope
Rambo
The Good The Bad and The Ugly
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLEPosts: 596 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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9/2/2005 at 13:53 |
You hated Bladerunner? What the fuck is wrong with you senor? You must proceed to New Orleans immediately and get beaten up by angry black people. |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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9/2/2005 at 13:58 |
mex:
Bladerunner
Evil Dead2
The Good The Bad and The Ugly
CHECK YOSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOSELF!
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mex
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 111 Registered: 6/22/2005 Offline
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9/3/2005 at 06:06 |
freakmachine: You hated Bladerunner? What the fuck is wrong with you senor? You must proceed to New Orleans immediately and get beaten up by angry black people.
Ooops, I though It was my favorite films. Didn't read the question properly. My bad. Sorry.
o.k.
Anything with peter fonda
desperatly seeking susan
back to the future !, 2 and 3
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lonelyastronaut
Tender vittles  Posts: 23 Registered: 8/18/2005 Offline
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9/5/2005 at 13:43 |
anything that isn't pron.
but if i have to list lists:-
the village... becauses it's a film about a village.. and m.shamalayan made it.. the fadger.
lost in translation... i was lost from the beginning even though bill murrayoski was speaking engrish. bastard funny man should stick to ghostbuster remakes.
the gladiator.. ferk right off. epic? the only thing epic about this monkey shite effort was the length of time it played for and the epic size of the marketing/pr blurb which went with it... scooby doo 2 could teabag this film without leaving any residual mess. i hear they are releasing a special cd disc with 18 bo-anus tracks to celebrate the birth of the fucktard film.
i'm too angry now so i'll generalise:-
any film made for women... they suck even if they do try to temper the male audience with fit actresses who all got their jobs by blowing/anal foreplaying their respecktive producers.
any film made for stephen king... especially teh langolears.. what a bunch of fecking a-noos that was comrads...
i am spent.
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