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8/5/2005 at 00:31
That's right folks name your five most favoritest consol games of all time. PC games are not acceptable for this thread. Seing as how H2 on PC vs tetris on Gameboy would be unfair.

Atari and apple IIc are acceptable since my watch has more memory than those things.

So here goes for me. (Don't have an XBox cause I hate Microsoft)

FInal Fantasy 4 on Super Nintendo (Best early RPG)
Perfect Dark on N64 (best FPS, Halo/2 is cool but not enough missions)
Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64 (Funniest game evAr)
GTA: San Andreas on PS2 (Hot Coffee ARMAX mod, plus all around mahem)
Xenosaga "Der Wil Zer Mact (SP)" PS2 (best single player RPG to date)

Now have at it -->

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8/5/2005 at 00:35

when i see yer avatar, i fall in love all over again. those eyes !

i ain't never played no games. i was the kid locked in his room with a guitar, a black lite, and notebooks filled with angsty, 'nobody loves me' poems/songs.

HAHAHAHA...i was even more of a geek than you NES kids.






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8/5/2005 at 00:37

I'm old school

CONTRA (NES)
SUPER MARIO BROS (NES)
MIKE TYSON'S PUNCHOUT (NES)
FINAL FANTASY 2 (SNES)
FF7 (PS1)

Honorable mentions
Battletoads (nes)
Megaman X (snes)
Donkey Kong country (snes)
Sonic (sega)

I have more but brain is fused up






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8/5/2005 at 00:51

^^^ Nice goin old skool I like that!!!






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8/5/2005 at 00:59

ghostrider: when i see yer avatar, i fall in love all over again. those eyes !

i ain't never played no games. i was the kid locked in his room with a guitar, a black lite, and notebooks filled with angsty, 'nobody loves me' poems/songs.

HAHAHAHA...i was even more of a geek than you NES kids.


Ditto but add a propane torch and hot knives for the hash.






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8/5/2005 at 01:09

tritto, but add bong, art paper and easel






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8/5/2005 at 01:22

OK, I did play a lot of games. The oldies are still the best. Ahh, memories.

1. Adventure (Atari 2600)
2. Missile Command (Atari 2600)
3. Omega Race (Commodore VIC 20)
4. Kaboom! (Atari 2600)
5. Madden '92 (Sega)






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8/5/2005 at 01:32

1. Goldeneye
2. Madden Seris
3. Duck Hunt
4. Rock n Roll Racing
5. Resident Evil: Directers Cut






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8/5/2005 at 01:48

Streetfighter II (snes)
Goldeneye (N64)
A crazy game called Herzogzwy(Genesis)
Madden 64 (N64)
Madden 05 (xbox)
GTA 2(ps2)
Mario Kart (SNES/N64) <---this game is sill fun.
Maro Tennis (N64)
Tiger Woods Golf (XBOX)

I can still remeber getting my first NES back in '85 or '86, a year or two AFTER most of my friends had 'em. It was one of the greatest days of my childhood. Thanks Nintendo!(wipes tear)








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8/5/2005 at 01:50

HAHA !! i was getting loaded and fuking teh girlies and wearing eyeliner in 1985 !

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hehe..um, it was the 80's.






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8/5/2005 at 02:12

Ooo, I forgot about Mario Kart...

That game was amazing...






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8/5/2005 at 02:31

BIONIC FUKING COMMANDO
Conker' Bad Fur Day
Grand Turismo 3
Every iteration of MADDEN
Ninja Gaiden






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8/5/2005 at 02:46

the newest console i've got is super nintendo. sorry.
ghengis khan (nes)
f-zero (snes)
pirates gold (sega genesis)
super metroid (snes)
zelda (snes)

honorable mention goes to sonic. i like sonic. shut up.






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8/5/2005 at 03:38

1 Legend of Zelda (any)
2 Dragon Warrior 1 & 2 (NES)
3 Solomans Key (NES)
4 Baldur's Gate (PS2)
5 Quake and/or Doom (PS2)

I'll usually go for an RPG or FPS. While you assholes were playing music and smoking dope I was playing D&D.

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8/5/2005 at 03:57

Chrono FUKING Trigger (perfection)
Knights of the Old Republic I (perfection)
Advance Wars 1 and _especially_ 2 (it's really unbelievably good)
Zelda: Ocarina of Time (untouchable in its design)
Marvel Super Heroes (gotta play this one with skilled friends)

Honorable mention goes to Grand Theft Auto 3 and the sequels.
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8/5/2005 at 04:07

I really agree with Ninja Gaiden, Street Fighter 2 and Zelda. Never played chrono but always heard about it.

MarioKart was best in SNES. Goldeneye is of course a whole hell of a lot of fun but doesn't pass the oldies.






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8/5/2005 at 04:20

AcheronDCS: (1) Never played chrono but always heard about it.

(2) MarioKart was best in SNES.


(1) DUDE! You got to play Chrono Trigger. Get yourself an emulator and a ROM dump ASAP.

(2) Rong! Chrono Trigger was best in SNES.
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Uart: I hate top-5 threads.


Why you readin' and posting in one than fucktard!?




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CONTRA is funner.







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8/5/2005 at 06:09

Ragoo: OK, I did play a lot of games. The oldies are still the best. Ahh, memories.

1. Adventure (Atari 2600)
2. Missile Command (Atari 2600)
3. Omega Race (Commodore VIC 20)
4. Kaboom! (Atari 2600)
5. Madden '92 (Sega)


DOOOOOOOD you are way oldskool awesome. I think I have all those on compliation disks for PS2.

BTW - I play games to get controll of my head. SOmetimes I can't stop thinking and I need a break. SO I pop pillz and play. Then go out to clubz. Then come home have secks. with my ride and die lady.

But I play them to satisy my OCD as well. Damn RPGs.

Thanks for playing all and hope to see you on the consol wars when the new xbox adn PS come out.






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8/5/2005 at 06:43

Super Mario 3-NES
Mortal Kombat II-Sega Genesis
Resident Evil 2-PS1
Time Splitters 2-Gamecube
Mario World-SNES






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8/5/2005 at 14:18

1. Rygar (NES)
2. Ghost Recon 1/2/3 (Xbox)
3. Twisted Metal 1/2 (PSOne)
4. Tony Hawk 1/2/3/4/Underground (Xbox, PSOne)
5. Matt Hoffman 1/2 (PSOne, Xbox)







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8/5/2005 at 14:38

Rong! Chrono Trigger was best in SNES.


I just meant that the game was better in SNES than 64. What kind of game is ct?






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8/5/2005 at 14:40

Okay - this is for console but my serious gaming days were back in the Amiga days. Shit most people thought of it as a console anyway (it was a kickass puter and I learned C on it) So I'm listin'em

1: Speedball-2 Bitmap Bros - Amiga
2: Lemmings, DMA Design
3: Turrican 2, cant remember (awsome 7(8?) track audio)
4: Xenon 2, Bitmap Bros
5: Hunter, cant remember (the first realy cool 3D game as far as I'm concerned)

But as far as consoles go...

Banjo Kazooie - N64
Doom - PS1
GoldenEye - N64
Sillicon Valley - N64
Halo 2 - XBox






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8/5/2005 at 14:46

Contra (NES)
Rgyar (NES)
Metroid (NES)
Advanced D&D (Intellivision)
Karateka (C64, screw you)

Honorable:
Zork (original textmode)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (original textmode)
Zelda (SNES)
I played my ass on on some Intellivision golf game. I actually knew when to use the wood vs iron, etc. Whatever.

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8/5/2005 at 15:06

Anyone play a game called Echo on SEGA???

It was real strange, you were like a dolhpin or something. Anyway, I really enjoyed that too.






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8/5/2005 at 16:15

i hated ecco the dolphin. now i hate it all over again. thanks.






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8/5/2005 at 16:27

I remember it having the best graphics for a SEGA game at the time..

Or is my memory skewed???






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8/5/2005 at 17:13

TheOrderLeader: I remember it having the best graphics for a SEGA game at the time..

Or is my memory skewed???


probably not. it was a long time ago. i'm sure the graphics weren't the reason i hated it. it was likely the fact that dolphins were the cute and squeaky poster-critters for peta people, and poorly airbrushed on every third t-shirt. also, wasn't the whole game just a version of the underwater levels of sonic the hedgehog?






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8/5/2005 at 17:16

Now that you say it, it was pretty much jsut a touched up underwater Sonic...

Heh, those levels were always my favorite...






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