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8/5/2005 at 17:34

I got an Atari 2600 for Christmas when I was 13. My big brother's idiot girlfriend took me for a ride to the corner store and said, "I know what your mom is getting your for Christmas. I'll tell you if you tell me what Sean's getting me."

I told her that I had seen my brother showing a circular with rings on it and asking advice on them from big sis and Grandmother.

She told me about the Atari.

Come Christmas, she opened her gift from my brother and it was a beautiful sweater. She asked where the ring was. Dumbass.

Huge scandal. He eventually made good on the ring promise and married this bafoon and I still have a family rep of not being trustworthy with a secret.
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8/5/2005 at 17:37

vasudeva: Contra (NES)
Rgyar (NES)
Metroid (NES)
Advanced D&D (Intellivision)
Karateka (C64, screw you)

Honorable:
Zork (original textmode)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (original textmode)
Zelda (SNES)
I played my ass on on some Intellivision golf game. I actually knew when to use the wood vs iron, etc. Whatever.

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Now, now, Vas. You're not being objective, just trying to be old-skool. I mean, I could also bring up Metal Gear I on the MSX platform, Montezuma's Revenge on the Atari (which rocks out to this day btw), etc., but the truth of the matter is that
quite a few better games have been released since then.
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8/5/2005 at 17:57

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vasudeva: Contra (NES)
Rgyar (NES)
Metroid (NES)
Advanced D&D (Intellivision)
Karateka (C64, screw you)

Honorable:
Zork (original textmode)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (original textmode)
Zelda (SNES)
I played my ass on on some Intellivision golf game. I actually knew when to use the wood vs iron, etc. Whatever.

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Now, now, Vas. You're not being objective, just trying to be old-skool. I mean, I could also bring up Metal Gear I on the MSX platform, Montezuma's Revenge on the Atari (which rocks out to this day btw), etc., but the truth of the matter is that quite a few better games have been released since then.

I'm positive you're right. I just haven't played them.

The XBox is the first console I've owned since I managed somehow to get my hands on an SNES, which got far less play than my NES. It wasn't until two years ago that I had a PC capable of playing anything more taxing than Quake II, and not until three or four months ago that I had a video card faster than a Voodoo II and a Windows partition to play them on.

I'm just not a big gamer. Besides, games are way different now. I loved the hell out of Splinter Cell 3 and Thief 3 on the Xbox, but they're nothing like, say, Impossible Mission on the C64 in that there's no real mystery or adventure. It's more like dexterity tests than anything.

Anyway, these are what come to mind as the games I'll always still want to play (possible exception of Karateka, which I remain fond of anyway). SFW might have titled the thread "Best" but his post makes it clear it's meant to be subjective -- and, in fact, nostalgic.

Therefore, go fuck self, or ante up, you kvetchy red.






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8/5/2005 at 23:17

Rygar, Karnov and Goonies on NES

Critical Depth and Krazy Ivan on PS2

These complete my top 10 favorites of all time.

In general sports games and driving games are created especially for pussy assed twat waffles






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8/5/2005 at 23:28

azron123: In general games are created especially for pussy assed twat waffles


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8/5/2005 at 23:35

ghostrider:
azron123: In general games are created especially for pussy assed twat waffles


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8/6/2005 at 03:06

I got caught drunk driving on my Tomos Silver Bullet
(it was a Harley to me back then so fuck you) when I
was like 13 or 14 so I traded my moped for a C64 since
pops wouldnt let me ride it anymore.

Look at me now,I get drunk as shit,and still playing on
puters.At least I didn`t run a motorcycle into a telephone
pole though.Thanks Dad.


C64
Jay Vs. Bird

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Any Gran Turismo







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8/6/2005 at 03:12

When I played with this shit

Defender was my game

I stayed off the games until Dune launched, which I thought was good.

The new stuff, just need thumbs, no brain, it is bullshite

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8/6/2005 at 03:41

Stargate Defender and Missle Command were the best arcade games evar!






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8/6/2005 at 03:44

reminds me: Starfox for SNES. Very fun game.






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8/6/2005 at 03:54

AcheronDCS: reminds me: Starfox for SNES. Very fun game.


Ever play the arcade version???






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8/8/2005 at 23:56

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Chrono Trigger
Super Metroid
Ninja Gaiden Trilogy (HAH!)
Mario Bros 3






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8/9/2005 at 04:52


Karateka (C64, screw you)



Do you still have Karateka?I remember that game.I have some older
C64 ROMS but that game isn`t part of the package.

I think there is somewhere 500 games in this little package if your
interested.






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8/9/2005 at 05:26

Ever play the arcade version???


No. The local arcade shutdown and left me heartbroken

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Chrono Trigger
Super Metroid
Ninja Gaiden Trilogy (HAH!)
Mario Bros 3


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Anyone ever play Jurassic Park for SNES?

[Edited on 9/8/2005 by AcheronDCS]






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8/9/2005 at 05:57

AcheronDCS:
Ever play the arcade version???


No. The local arcade shutdown and left me heartbroken wotak!

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Chrono Trigger
Super Metroid
Ninja Gaiden Trilogy (HAH!)
Mario Bros 3


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Anyone ever play Jurassic Park for SNES?

[Edited on 9/8/2005 by AcheronDCS]

yes! I have. The third person bird's-eye parts are very fun. I found the first-person parts to be a little... lacking. =P






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Senor_Smoke:
vasudeva:
Karateka (C64, screw you)



Do you still have Karateka?I remember that game.I have some older C64 ROMS but that game isn`t part of the package.

I think there is somewhere 500 games in this little package if your interested.

I would if I could ever find an emulator I could make sense of.

Know of any?






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vasudeva:
Senor_Smoke:
vasudeva:
Karateka (C64, screw you)



Do you still have Karateka?I remember that game.I have some older C64 ROMS but that game isn`t part of the package.

I think there is somewhere 500 games in this little package if your interested.

I would if I could ever find an emulator I could make sense of.

Know of any?


Wish I did. I've been trying to find a good nintendo emulator for a few years without any luck






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8/9/2005 at 17:24

A nintentdo emulator? That's easy...

http://www.emureactor.com/news.php

Every emulator from Atari to Sega CD. A plethora of ROMS, too.

Say... would this be a good link to submit to the main site? Worth a try, I suppose...






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Sheik_Yerbouti: A nintentdo emulator? That's easy...

http://www.emureactor.com/news.php

Every emulator from Atari to Sega CD. A plethora of ROMS, too.

Say... would this be a good link to submit to the main site? Worth a try, I suppose...

Now find a C64 or Intellivision emulator that doesn't have the most fuked-up, non-intuitive and undocumented keymappings in the world, and I just may kiss you.

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http://www.xbox-scene.com/xbox1data/news-archive-25-5-2003.php
try that...also have EVERY arcadegame made up to 1994 on my xbox. Gradius rox!






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8/9/2005 at 19:01

yes! I have. The third person bird's-eye parts are very fun. I found the first-person parts to be a little... lacking. =P


Definitely. At the time I was amazed by them. at one point I got a glitch where the dinosaurs ended up walking through the walls-which was actually somewhat creepy for me at the time. Never could find the last egg I don't think. And no saving?? wtf






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8/9/2005 at 19:18

Adventure - Atari
Freeway - Atari
Mortal Kombat - Sega Gen.
Vectorman - Sega Gen.
Choplifter - Game Boy (the super old-school one)

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8/12/2005 at 23:07

Pitfall (Atari)
River Raid (Atari)
Contra (NES)
Halo 2 (Xbox)
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory (Xbox)






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8/13/2005 at 05:52

AcheronDCS:
Rong! Chrono Trigger was best in SNES.


I just meant that the game was better in SNES than 64. What kind of game is ct?

Chrono Trigger is the most kick ass RPG you'll ever play. The fights never got boring. The story is interesting. The graphics are (for the time period...) good. Play it now.






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8/14/2005 at 01:36

Any body remember Blasto for PS1?

I just ran across it in my pile of games and was remembering how much fun it was.

Slightly off topic:

Does any body know of a way to save PS1 games on a PS2.
The games from PS1 are compatible but I can't get any of them to save to the chip.






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8/25/2005 at 08:21

what are you saying comrad.... as far as i'm aware you can already play the ps1 games on the ps2 console no? the chip makes it possiblski to play imports and copys and net downloads...

we're currently using a modded playstation to calculate the exact speed required to stay in orbit... it also plays streets of rage 1/2 and 3...

there's nothing like having a russki fling with horris and his ski-ing..(old skool spectrum cause the KGB wouldn't import the commodore for fears of a rebellion using western teknologies.. which was when i enrolled into the space program in a vain vodka driven attempt to lay my paws on a gameboy or at the very least a nintendo donkey kong hand held).

oh the hours of downhill snow run fun mixed up with some phat ass kicking in the streets... reminds me of home comrads... (attempts to wipe tear away from eye but forgetting that the goddamm-o-vich visor is always down.)

and as for the tomy electronic hand held with tanks and racing cars and shark hunting, superrrb comrads.. superrrb.

any other electronic - non computer based games that anyone else playdski?






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8/25/2005 at 08:35

ohh comrad.. early eyes that have been doused in the suns radiation for far too long have just spotted that you actually want to save the games to yourr chipski...

i apologise for being a space bound monkey's ass.

you can get a harrd-drrive for the ps2 and storre it all on therre.. don't ask me wherre though as i'm in space.

but while i'm at it... and the vodka... bio hazard battle on the mega drrrive/genesis closely followed by some ass kickin LHX attack chopper from electronic arts and some ghost and ghouls on the sneszinki. oh and of course mario cart.. i mean come on.. lightning, red shells and balloon that pop on your enemies when you send a homing shell their way... ahhhhh dashbin-danggleyar hoi!






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8/25/2005 at 09:45

Mario Karts (snes)
super ghost and ghouls (snes)
jet set willy (commodore 64)
Counter-Strike (ps1)
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8/25/2005 at 11:30

Senor_Smoke: when I was like 13 or 14 so I traded my moped for a C64 since pops wouldnt let me ride it anymore. At least I didn`t run a motorcycle into a telephone pole though.

No, now with the help of a modem and a phone line, you run your dignity right into them.


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