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 8/4/2005 at 15:23
What's your favourite cuss word?

I thought this topic would bring out the best in you swarmers, as you're all very creative, and eliquently spoken individuals

I go thru spell of using some the same phrase,too much
eg:fuck face
... but I'm looking for something that really spells out the way I feel, when I'm to frustrated to use "proper" english. Lately I've been using "Mammie Jabber" way to often.

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 8/4/2005 at 15:29

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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 8/4/2005 at 15:42

I cannot pick just one.

But if I did, it would have "fuck" in it, obviously.






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 8/4/2005 at 16:07

My brother and I passed around "fuck-knuckle" quite a lot when we were younger. I suppose it has some kind of familial appeal to me and I still find myself reflexively snapping it at traffic assholes.






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 8/4/2005 at 16:09

Cunt

It can work in so many different situations for both males and females alike and can be either derogatory or complementary.






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 8/4/2005 at 16:13

Dumbskull: Cunt

It can work in so many different situations for both males and females alike and can be either derogatory or complementary.


Examples:

"What happened to you? You smell like a cunt."
"Yo, cunt-rag, why don't you quit yappin' and make me a sandwich?"
"Bob, you got a manicure? Don't be such a cunt"
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 8/4/2005 at 16:25

Dumbskull: Cunt

It can work in so many different situations for both males and females alike and can be either derogatory or complementary.


I have a whole arsenal of nasty cuss words that I use but for some reason I am very uncomfortable about dropping the C-Bomb.






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 8/4/2005 at 16:34

Dumbskull: Cunt


Ew! We agree on something?!?! I gotta go take a mental shit.






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 8/4/2005 at 16:38

Fuckwad, or fuckhead

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 8/4/2005 at 16:57

vas once used 'shitneck' in irc. i think it's pretty awesome, but i don't really use it. 'fucking idiot' is the one i probably use the most.

also, 'cumdumpster' makes me smile.






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 8/4/2005 at 18:06

My family had 'buggerdamnpigshitwilly', but that was back when we were British. To tell the truth, something with that many syllables is rather satisfying to exclaim. It beats the monotony of a monosyllabic word simply being repeated over and over.
These days I tend to use 'fuckpuddle'.
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 8/4/2005 at 18:10

"asshat" has been in high rotation for the past couple of years. it's pretty tame, i know, but so satisfying.

specialk: These days I tend to use 'fuckpuddle'.


nice one. memorable too.






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 8/4/2005 at 18:24

arzon 123: The C-Bomb- Do you mean the C word that you should never call a woman?

COW?

Fuckpuddle's pretty good!

Ya gotta love "Cumdumpster"!!! Three stars for that one

I haven't called anyone "Cockbreath" for a while.






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 8/4/2005 at 18:29

Fuck - simple, effective and useful in any situation.






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 8/4/2005 at 18:34

Why FUCKTARD of course.

Im also diggin SPAMCOCK recently. Once i read it(usually in the alpha que) i cant help but say it out loud, "spamcock!, spamcock!, spamcock!".

I also like the word SHIT . Its so versitile.






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 8/4/2005 at 21:27

I use Cockjockey.






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 8/4/2005 at 21:47

Cumguzzling twatface






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 8/4/2005 at 21:55

Dumbskull: Cunt

It can work in so many different situations for both males and females alike and can be either derogatory or complementary.


My favorite, too. And it REALLLLY pisses most chicks off.
Even when just dropped at random.








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 8/4/2005 at 22:36

TWAT!






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 8/4/2005 at 22:40

I like to use cunt as well. It is almost unique in it's ability to offend most people.






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 8/4/2005 at 22:54

Motherfucker.








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 8/4/2005 at 23:01

Fuck is good but I use Nigger more






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 8/4/2005 at 23:13

Acidburn: Fuck is good but I use Nigger more


Nigger is an epithet, not a cuss.
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 8/4/2005 at 23:23

Fuckass
Cockweasel
Bugger
Bloody

and my personal favorite

BOLLOCKS






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 8/4/2005 at 23:41

I Like

AssFace
Fuck Face
DoucheBag - sometimes add "with a hole in it"
ass monger
and simply Fuck








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 8/4/2005 at 23:48

Donkey Puncher is funny too, however i prefer variations of the word fuck of course but i must say once again, shit is by far the most used curse word by me.
EXAMPLES

"pass me that shit right there please"
"damn, its hot as shit up in this bitch"
"OH SHIT!"
"he thinks he's all cool 'n shit"

LOTS of 'N SHITs
Some would say its a testament of my ignorace, i agree, but wait to you see my dick.

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 8/4/2005 at 23:51

Fuck, shit, motherfucker, goddamn.

In that order.






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 8/4/2005 at 23:55

Great suggestions one and all, but I'm still looking for that one that will roll off my tongue. Something like pustulating pussy juice, venereal warthead, or cock gobbler.

Placenta on toast, or Rhino clit, as well as cavern cunt, are also very handy given the proper situation.

...as if I've ever seen anything proper here.






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 8/5/2005 at 00:03

twat + cunt = twunt






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