Galahad
Tender vittles  Posts: 12 Registered: 6/10/2002 Offline
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6/13/2002 at 17:51  |
I found this a while ago. My apologies if you've all already seen it or if it's been posted before.
http://adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147
Take the time to read the whole thing. IT IS NOT A JOKE! Also, read the comments people made on this.
Galahad
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard   SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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6/13/2002 at 23:52 |
sorry, man. it is a joke:
some sentences from stories on the front page:
The solution lies in God's gift to men, science. Through nothing more than the intelligence the Lord gave us we can finally rid ourself of the female menace.
We at Adequacy have uncovered incontrovertible proof that the so-called Nuclear "Holocaust" in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was in fact staged in a California movie studio.
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vonbek
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 56 Registered: 3/9/2002 Offline
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6/14/2002 at 05:13 |
Oh man, you asked for it.
"Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". "
"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites."
"There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly;"
"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours."
"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government."
Not a joke, huh?
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/2/2005 at 19:56 |
Is your son a computer hacker?
no
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 508 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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9/2/2005 at 20:00 |
Is your son a panties hacker?
My Dad: "Yes."
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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9/2/2005 at 20:14 |
I can't believe that link still works 3yrs on. My son hasn't been concieved yet.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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9/2/2005 at 20:36 |
Is your child a metatron's-chest-scorcher?
My folks: "Hell yah nikkuh."
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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9/2/2005 at 21:48 |
If it's a joke it's a damned good one.
If it's not a joke it's even funnier.
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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9/3/2005 at 09:08 |
Well, yes, my son graduated from a california university at age 13, had a programming/animation/ website company with 20 employess clearing 1 million by age 19, was bankrupt by 21, has already reformed and has a new company with a half dozen employees clearing 6 figures at age 26.
Yes, a hacker, an electron whiz, he is indeed a product of large amounts of parental LSD consumption and free knowledge as a youth.
Truth is the one drug that children never lose their addiction for.
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