pumpkinass_69_69_69
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 86 Registered: 8/16/2003 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 19:03  |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... I want to buy a vibrator or a Dildo for my girlfriend. Any Suggestions?
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint   SSHOLEPosts: 833 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 19:09 |
girlfriend...suuuuuure.
I guess it all depends on how useless your cok is. |
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fatboy
Tender vittles  Posts: 15 Registered: 7/16/2005 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 19:25 |
You can get kits to make a mold of your own truncheon out of latex, why not one of them? It'll bring your Multiplicity fantasy to life.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 19:29 |
Ask Dent
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fatboy
Tender vittles Posts: 15 Registered: 7/16/2005 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 19:37 |
Or alternatively, I could just come over and fuck her for you.
Offer's there.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 19:38 |
I want to buy a vibrator or a Dildo for my girlfriend.
We have a lesbo in the swarm now? Wow, we are getting so multi-clitoral.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 20:30 |
^snarf
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lullaby
Tender vittles  Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 21:25 |
check with her first. personally, I'd prefer a nice pair of shoes.
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redhook
Tender vittles  Posts: 34 Registered: 6/22/2005 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 21:26 |
www.goodvibrations.com
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 21:26 |
I hope you have little feets cuz a shoe up the twat would kinda hurt.
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 22:03 |
lol, filthy woman. Get your mind out of the gutter, you're looking far too comfortable there.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1148 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 22:17 |
I would be more than happy to stand in as a "cock double"
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 23:07 |
I already got her one
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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7/18/2005 at 23:21 |
Dumbskull: We have a lesbo in the swarm now? Wow, we are getting so multi-clitoral.
Hmmm... Pictures? |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 00:35 |
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Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 11:32 |
 Something in a pink or purple? The clear ones are nice, but she would be much more satisfied with a cock such as mine.
[Edited on 19/7/2005 by dagwood]
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 14:00 |
^I fuking love browsing Teh Swarm at work -- It's like playing Russian Roulette WITH MY JOB LOL :'(
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< barfass> hey, fuck your crumpets, postman pat |
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 17:13 |
Fuck that shit. Get her a pan or some sort of cooking utensil, like a fork or something. Then tell her, "Listen Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
Or just get her this shirt!!!
I am always glad to be of help.
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HellKat
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 177 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 21:53 |
Don't get a dildo.....those do nothing, much like husbands once you bring them home.
A vibrator at least has an on/off switch, but I have been looking for one with a romote control in case I need to use it when I am not there.
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redhook
Tender vittles Posts: 34 Registered: 6/22/2005 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 22:33 |
That'd be a neat trick.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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7/20/2005 at 00:13 |
Lefen: ^I fuking love browsing Teh Swarm at work -- It's like playing Russian Roulette WITH MY JOB LOL :'(
^^TRUE AND FuNNY!
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Lumpy_McKwiz
All I know is I don't know  SSHOLEPosts: 63 Registered: 12/18/2004 Offline
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7/20/2005 at 07:23 |
Be carefull, to some women the right dildo/vibrator is like crack, highly addictive, and desensitizing. As soon as you provide her with the acceptable substitute, you are completely replaceable.
If you buy your significant other a Sybian, you are either very stupid or very faithfull of your love for one another, them shits NASTY.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 953 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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7/20/2005 at 08:21 |
I agree with Ghostie.
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pumpkinass_69_69_69
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 8/16/2003 Offline
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7/20/2005 at 12:11 |
how about one quality suggestion?
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 725 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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7/20/2005 at 12:18 |
Go with the highest quality. Cheap shit breaks easily.
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fatboy
Tender vittles Posts: 15 Registered: 7/16/2005 Offline
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7/20/2005 at 14:07 |
You can get tempered glass ones that apparently are given two flaps up by every porno star to ever try one. And you can put them in the dishwasher.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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7/20/2005 at 14:29 |
Have her throw a toy party. A woman shows up with crates and crates of stuff. Your girl can ask questions and turn stuff on and see how it works and figure out which one would be best for her. |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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7/31/2005 at 16:38 |
grotboy: My girl LOVES it. And me. And me and it. Mmm.
You're right, she does love you, she told me that while I was fucking her the other day. |
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/31/2005 at 16:42 |
I want to buy a vibrator or a Dildo for my girlfriend. Any Suggestions? Can't satisfy her huh? Fucking fag
[Edited on 31/7/2005 by Acidburn]
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/31/2005 at 16:45 |
HellKat: Don't get a dildo.....those do nothing, much like husbands once you bring them home.
A vibrator at least has an on/off switch, but I have been looking for one with a romote control in case I need to use it when I am not there.
Here ya go hellcat
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You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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