Mofo
dont give a shit   SSHOLEPosts: 423 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 04:51 |
Whats with all the defensive positions and capping people? In case of a nuclear holocaust, you're gonna wanna team up with as many people as possible. You can carry more supplies, you can get stuff accomplished quicker, etc. If anything, use your guns and kidnap a boy scout troop. Looting would be fun, but ultimately counter-productive.
Cars are an iffy thing. If you can get it started, go with it. Its usefulness depends on gas stations and if they are still operable. If you are in shape when the shit hits the fan, you might as well stay put.
A lot of it depends on total amount of nukage. If every major or semi-major cities got kaput, then you got a harder time. If they just hit the major cities - LA, New York, Houston, etc - then how remote you are to stop affect what you gotta do.
Food
medical supplies
water / purifiers - iodine in mass amount, pump for back up - hit canada for clean, pure lakes
shelter - tent, etc
hiking boots
hunting / food stuff
A 22 would be a good back up, but its going to take more of them to down a deer then a proper rifle. 12 gauge slugs would be better than buck. 12 gauge slugs, a 30-06 would be nice, but any proper rifle, especially a hunting one, and a 9mm for a side arm.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1620 Registered: 3/25/2002 Online
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7/19/2005 at 13:26 |
Mofo: Whats with all the defensive positions and capping people? In case of a nuclear holocaust, you're gonna wanna team up with as many people as possible. You can carry more supplies, you can get stuff accomplished quicker, etc. If anything, use your guns and kidnap a boy scout troop. Looting would be fun, but ultimately counter-productive.
RONG! lord of the flies, bitch.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 18:02 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: vasudeva: --THERE IS NO SHORT LIST--
There should be
Very well. Short list:
3.5' wrought-iron backscratcher (doubles as fish punishment device and lightning rod)
David Lee Roth (for melee)
Extra skin
Highlander script (there can be only one)
Windows 98
Hair extensions
Madlibs
Circle-circle-dot-dot
Portable stair unit (good for accidentally terminating troublesome apocalypse pregnancies)
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 18:23 |
vasudeva: SexNinjaMcDeath: vasudeva: --THERE IS NO SHORT LIST--
There should be
Very well. Short list:
3.5' wrought-iron backscratcher (doubles as fish punishment device and lightning rod)
David Lee Roth (for melee)
Extra skin
Highlander script (there can be only one)
Windows 98
Hair extensions
Madlibs
Circle-circle-dot-dot
Portable stair unit (good for accidentally terminating troublesome apocalypse pregnancies)
No no NO. How many times do I have to tell you. The home abortion kit is comprised of
1. Metal Hanger (for teh scraping of those pesky uteran walls. Can be found at any laundy place)
2. Lighter (to heat the hanger)
3. A Hoover (to suck out the bits)
There is a Swiftian "eat the leftovers" option, but that really depends on how far along your special lady friend is. Anything less than 2 Months is less than a snack. 2-4 ITs a nice litle snack. 4-6 ITs a meal. 6-9 a feast for two!!! After Nine months though you won't need the kit anymore. Lets say the child is in its 24th trimester, you will probably need a knife or a really sharp rock. Simply apply the rock to the unwanted childs head. Then, throw away the hed and brains (mad cow is not just a problem of cows eating cow brains, humans eating human brains get weird ass diseases too, see google "canibals"). Decide which part to fry up first.
Now that that is cleared up.
Hugs all around,
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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7/19/2005 at 23:09 |
You are a fine young cannibal.
With Fava beans I assume
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 908 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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7/20/2005 at 02:10 |
I'd carry around chloroform, sneak up on you with my ninja-like abilities and make you go beddybye and take all your supplies.
Then, while I have all your supplies, I would set up a store called GDR'S NUKE EMPORIUM AND CHICKEN HUT where I would have the finest anti-looting system so SNMD couldn't rob me like a niger in the night.
Also I would sell antisofickingwat laser beams.
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